A/N: Weee!!!!!!! :) So, I didn't get five reviews, but that it quite okay. I just thank you guys for reading this. Hope you like this!

Disclaimer: Twilight is not mine. Duh.

-Bella signs on-

-Alice signs on-

-Monkeybutt signs on-

Monkeybutt: Damn that Edward and Jasper…

Bella: Is that u Em?

Mb: Yup.

Alice: Haha, they changed ur name.

Mb: Shut up.

Alice: I'm not talking.

Mb: W/e

Bella: Emmett? Did u get a fish?

Mb: Yup, I named him Mr. Gills.

Alice: Original.

Mb: I know right?!

Bella: That was sarcasm, u know…

Mb: Oh…

Alice: Y did u get him?

Mb: Cuz I felt like it.

Bella: Of course.

Mb: Hush, child.

Bella: I am NOT a child.

Mb: That's what she said.

Alice: She is 17.

Bella: 18!!!

Alice: Oh yeah…

Mb: Ha, nice. U 4got how old she was.

Alice: U know what? DON'T TALK!

Mb: Psh, w/e!

Bella: It's ok, Allie.

Alice: Thanks.

Bella: No prob. That's what I'm here 4.

Mb: No, you're here for me to annoy the hell out of.

Bella: Emmett?

Mb: Huh?

Bella: Shut up.

Mb: I'm-

Bella: And don't even say ur not talking.

Mb: But I'm not.

Bella: SHUT UP!!!

Mb: Jeez…

Alice: Nice, Bella.

Bella: Thanks, dude.

Alice: I am NOT a dude.

Bella: Yeah, well…U sure look like 1. JK!

Alice: FU!

Mb: Did u take those hippie pills?

Bella: le gasp! How did u know?

Mb: I took them 2…Good stuff, man.

Bella: I know…We should go to Woodstock.

Mb: TOTALLY!

Bella: And we'll be all like, "Hey man, those drugs. Mmm, they're something."

Mb: Yeah and then we'll totally be walking all drunk like.

Bella: Oo! And I can wear 1 of those coolio headbands.

Mb: And I can run around naked.

Bella: …

Alice: …

Mb: What? Is there a problem w/ that?

Bella: Yes, u'll break the law.

Alice: U'll burn my eyes.

Mb: Humph, u know I'm sexy.

Bella: EW!!!!!!!!!

Alice: Oh yes, u r.

Mb: Really?

Alice: NO!

Mb: That was mean.

Alice: I know.

Bella: So….How's Mr. Gills?

Mb: He is awesome. Actually, he's belly-side up. Aw, he's playing tricks on me. He's so cute.

Bella: …Um…

Alice: Emmett?

Mb: Yeah?

Alice: That means he's dead.

Mb: Nu uh!

Alice: Yu huh!

Mb: But when I shake the bowl he moves.

Bella: Dumbass, that's bcuz ur shaking the water.

Mb: I am not a dumbass! And my fish is not dead!

Alice: I disagree w/ both those things.

Bella: Me 2.

Mb: U guys r just jealous bcuz I have a fish and u don't.

Bella: I'm jealous….NOT!

Alice: right…

Mb: Be that way then…I will leave now.

Alice: Good riddance.

Mb: HEY!

Alice: What? It's the truth.

Mb: W/e

-Monkeybutt signs off-

Bella: So…I might try out 4 American Idol.

Alice: Really?

Bella: Yeah….My singing voice is awesome!

Alice: Let me hear.

-Bella sings-

-breaks windows-

Alice: Uh….

Bella: Was I gr8 or what?

Alice: He….he…..

Bella: Alice?

Alice: …

Bella: ALICE!!!

Alice: Yeah…u were….uh….gr8.

Bella: U didn't like it.

Alice: Um…no it's not that it's…uh…

Bella: Gosh…I suck, just say it.

Alice: U suck.

Bella: Oh, thanks! I didn't REALLY mean it!

Alice: But u said-

Bella: THAT WAS NOT RETORICAL.

Alice: Oh…

Bella: Well…At least Eddie thought I was good.

Alice: *cough, cough*

Bella: Humph.

Alice: Edward has a demented mind soo….

Bella: R u saying that he was lying 2 me?

Alice: Precisely

Bella: GRR!

Alice: Don't hate me.

Bella: 2 late…

Alice: I is srry!

Bella: W/E!

Alice: PLEASE 4GIVE ME! I WILL DO W/E U WANT ME 2!

Bella: Will u make Emmett a man whore?

Alice: Sure, just please 4give me!

Bella: Ok.

Alice: Now about that man whore…

Bella: Yes, I want u 2 sign Em up on a "Looking for sex" website.

Alice: Then ppl will come here?

Bella: Yes, and they will ask 4 Emmett.

Alice: And then Emmett will not know who the hell they r but still invite them in?

Bella: That's the plan.

Alice: I like

Bella: big butts

Alice: and I cannot lie.

Bella: Ur other brother can't deny? Is that right?

Alice: Idk?…Continue.

Bella: When a girl

Alice: walks in

Bella: W/ an itty bitty waist

Alice: and a round thing in ur

Bella: face!

Alice: U get-

-Esme signs on-

Esme: What's all this about big butts?

Alice: Uh…

Bella: Nothing, Esme. Just doing some homework…

Alice: Yeah! We r doing a science project on big butts and the fat in them…

Bella: And then we have 2 make a chart on butt sizes.

Esme: Sounds interesting.

Bella: It is.

Alice: 2tally.

Esme: Alright…Later.

-Esme signs off-

Bella: Um…That was weird.

Alice: it was.

Bella: well…I better go..

Alice: Me 2…

Bella: Bye, Alice.

Alice: Bye, Bella.

-Alice signs off-

-Bella signs off-