AN: YES! HELLO! I've finally started writing this! Anyways I'm super uper excited! I just thought of a great idea for The Life of a Dudette sequel! I don't think it'll be as popular, but I'm still psyched. I told myself that when I finished this story, I'd write it! So, if you're a fan of Life of a Dudette, look for the sequel when this story ends. And it's ending soon. Mixed feelings about that. Heck, there's a chance THIS'LL be the last chapter. Either this or the next one. So close! LEZ DO IT!

Corey: Skullenko does not own Grojband.

Laney's POV

Kill. Me. NOW.

Please?

My arms and legs hurt, I'm stiff, my body's asleep, and I'm alone. And cold. And bored. I know what you're thinking: 'Why are you complaining more than usual?' Well, I'll tell you why.

Steve friggin kidnapped me. I'm tied up somewhere and I'm scared. Perfectly understandable when you have a psycho boyfriend who's in love with you and you're in love with someone else. I'd still like to leave though. Soon, if possible.

After kidnapping me, I figured out Steve had payed the plane to leave early. Somehow he found out my plans and left before me. What I can't figure out is: WHERE AM I? He knocked me out and I woke up tied to a chair, in a dark room. If you kidnap someone, at least have the common courtesy to tell them your plan! Or where they are…

What if he kills me?! What if he keeps me here forever?! I CAN'T HANDLE THAT! Sweet death, when will you come? Ok, that might've been an over reaction. I've been gone two hours… What can Steve do in two hours? Hopefully, not much.

SQUUUEEEEAKAK

I struggle to twist my head around to see what made the noise, but 1) I already know it was a door and 2) Steve has arrived.

I tremble with fear. What's going to happen?

"Hello, my love." My love? That's good! People don't usually kill people they love! I think. I'm pretty sure!

"I bet you're wondering where I'm taking you." Shoot, that sounds more murder-y. I'm going to die. If only I had done more. My one regret is, not watching more tv. I'd say Corey, but love gets you murdered apparently.

"We will spend the rest of our days together traveling the world… if you behave." Traveling the world. Nicest murder plan I've ever heard.

"I don't suppose, on your list of places to go, there is my house?"

"No. But, I'll tell you what, if you promise to be a good little girl, we can invite your parents to the wedding!" Wedding!? Oh hell NO!

"I'm not marrying you! I'd rather be thrown off this plane!"

The sound of a button clicked, in the darkness. A trap door opened, right. Next. To. ME. Understandably, I screamed for dear life, wet myself (a little), and tried to inch my chair away.

Click. It closed.

"Do we understand eachother?"

"…marry me you fool…" A sob chocked from my throat as tears leaked from my eyes. Save me Corey!

Corey's POV

"What're you doing?"

"Baby, I know you're just tired and a little cranky. You'll feel better after you've had a nap and some dinner. I don't want you storming away, it'll just end up being something to regret."

Is she out of her flippin mind? I'm not staying! "Let me go, Michelle. I don't like you. I'm sorry, but I love Lanes. You even knew this! Remember, you were supposed to help me make Lanes jealous and get her back, what're you doing?"

She sighed, "That's how it started. But then I grew to love you. And I know if you'll just give us a chance, we can make you both happy!"

Wait. What? " Us? We? Both of us? Who are you talking about? Who's 'us'?"

Silence.

"Michelle, I don't think you're the bad guy here. I don't think you'd do what ever 'this' is. Is someone telling you to do this?"

"…Steve… He wanted Laney so, he asked for my help. I only did it, because we have so much in common and I know we'd be happy together! That's why I told the people here not to let you go. And Steve's doing whatever, with Laney. We don't want you two to go."

"Just what do we have in common Michelle? What made you fall for me?"

"… laser tag… getting rough in laser tag and Sproke…"

"IS THAT IT?!" How can this girl do this to me in Lanes for Sproke?!, "You've put Lanes in danger for laser tag?"

Her head snaps up, "Oh god… what am I doing?"

"I honestly don't know! Do you know what they could possibly have done with Laney?"

"I don't think she's in any REAL danger! She's probably just, um, trapped at the hotel. Like you… used to be." Then Michelle walked up to the counter.

"Corey and I need to catch your first plane back to Peaceville." With a curt nod, the bell hop scuttled away.

"See everything's working out great! I'll even call Steve and tell him to let Laney go."

Good. I think. Something tells me this won't be easy.

Michelle's POV

"Hey Steve! Listen I-" Got cut off.

"Change of plans. Laney and I won't be coming back to Peaceville! We're getting married." Sh*t.

"Beeecaaaauuuussse she loves you?"

"She'll learn." Double sh*t!

"But don't worry," Oh god what now? "I have taken her into my private jet and we will travel the world together."

"So you kidnapped her?!"

"That's such a strong word. If you want I could hire you a jet so you can take Corey."

"I'm good. Listen… That sounds REALLY crazy! You're going to get caught. I'm-I'm backing out of the deal. I've already talked to Corey. You were wrong Steve, we can't make them love us. You certainly can't when you're KIDNAPPING them!"

"You're weak, spineless and lame. We can. You must give people time. I'm going ahead with my plans and you cannot stop me. If you try, I will have you killed. NOBODY messes with me!

AN: Happy New Years, Merry Christmas and I think even Happy Thanksgiving. I've missed a lot of major holidays. Yeah… I don't have an excuse for why this is late. I'm not gonna say that I'll be better, because my schedule's wacky and I don't trust myself. So update'll be a little random. Sorry. But hey, Happy 2014! Hopefully this year'll be awesome. And filled with me updating. One more chapter to go!