Don't Let the Triangle Text

by pitchpearlgirl

A bunch of random excerpts from our favorite character's text history. An array of pairings, character ages, really, everything changes from one to another. For some reason though, a lot of Billdip. Rated teen, just in case. Taking requests.

11. That Fricken Song

EDITED 4/3

Bill continues to blast Disney music 24/7

Featuring college!everyone

Mabel

Dipper

Bill

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Received- 11:59 pm

Turn off that goddamn Disney music Mabel I have a test tomorrow

Received- 12:01 am

that aint me dip

Received- 12:01 am

its coming from bills dorm

Received- 12:02 am

But isn't he on your other side? I can hear it really clearly

Received- 12:03 am

yeah imagine the headache i have

Received- 12:05 am

I think he knows we're talking about him. He just changed it to 'Let it Go'

Received- 12:05 am

NO FUCKIN DUH

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Received- 12:07 am

Don't you have a test tomorrow too

Received- 12:08 am

LET IT GOOOOOOO

LET IT GOOOOOOO

CANT HOLD ME BACK ANYMOOOOOOOOORE

Received- 12:09 am

I'll give you a dollar if you stop

Received- 12:10 am

You don't even have a spare dollar

Received- 12:10 am

LET IT GOOOOOOO

LET IT GOOOOOOO

TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOOOOOOOOR

Received- 12:11 am

STOP SINGING THAT GODDAMN SONG AND TURN OFF THE MUSIC

Received- 12:13 am

THANK YOU

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Received- 12:34 am

I've got no strings

To hold me down

Received- 12:34 am

GO TO SLEEP

Received- 12:35 am

TO MAKE ME SAD

OR PULL ME DOWN

Received- 12:35 am

THATS NOT EVEN HOW THE SONG GOES