Thanks Ludub for all your comments yeah re reading this I'm starting to worry I seemed to take a shine to a naked Heath didn't I? haha

Chapter 11

We pick up the story where we last left off.

Elijah has fell back into a near by chair and is rocking backwards and forwards and is blabbing insanely.

A hysterical Charlie and an embarrassed Watson are fanning a delirious Elijah down with their caps.

Watson, "Oh do come on Elijah get a grip"

Charlie, "Oh my God this is so much fun"

Charlie unable to control herself any longer lets out a loud belly laugh learning forward.

Watson, "Charlie can you control yourself please and fan Elijah's face please?"

Elijah is muttering to himself.

Elijah, "where's his clothes? Good lord Jesus wept"

Indi, "Oh babe your sexiness seems to have made a man of God to lose it"

Heath, "Well what can I say?"

Watson, "When will he come back to us and stop this blabbing?"

Sid, "Don't worry his just in a state of shock that's all Watson"

Just then the bathroom door opens Marilyn come dashing into the living room.

Marilyn, "Sid that's it I'm fed up of waiting for you now I went into that shower feeling really horny"

Dex, "Err Marilyn"

Marilyn, "Yes I know Dex before you say anything I was feeling so frisky when I went in thinking your dad would join me that I forgot a towel"

Watson pushes a laughing Charlie in front of a blabbing Elijah as she doesn't want to add more shock to him.

Marilyn stands there hands on her hips glaring at Sid.

Marilyn, "Well Sid where the hell were you?"

Sid, "Marilyn just go put some clothes on please I think I need to go lie down in a very dark room for the next 2 months to get over all this wackiest"

Dex, "Did you hear that Indi? I'm the man of the house for the next two months while Dad goes into hyphenation"

A loud wail of laughter erupts from Charlie causing her to slap her knees.

Elijah catches a glimpse of a naked Marilyn.

Elijah, "Good Lord Jesus Christ and banish the Holy Ghost where in Gods name are you clothes Marilyn?"

Watson, "Oh great I think Elijah is losing the will to cope here"

Sid, "GO GET DRESSED MARILYN WILL YOU?"

Marilyn, "Ok Sid Jesus don't get your pant a looms in a twist"

A very thoughtful Heath is stood next to Indi thinking very hard suddenly a very witty comment hits him.

Elijah has grabbed Watson round her waist still blabbing like a baby.

Heath, "Hey Elijah dude didn't no one tell you we are having a orgy"

Elijah, "So that's why your naked as is Marilyn the two of you are having a orgy with Sid in the shower?"

Heath nodded.

Heath, "Do you want to come join us?"

Elijah, "Good God no I'm too innocent for that kind of thing"

Heath, "Oh that's what they all say"

Indi laughs and hits Heath.

Indi, "shut up will you look at the poor man you will make his head explode"

Elijah has tears rolling down his face and is seriously shaken he looks up at Watson.

Elijah's mind finally snaps.

Elijah, "I don't like this mummy can we go now?"

Watson, "Oh for God sake man get a grip I'm not your god dam mummy I'm your potential girlfriend"

Elijah, "I want my mummy I'm getting very sacred here there's all these naked people talking about orgy's its bastion to my ears"

Watson, "Well if you're sacred of a bit of sex…."

Elijah starts to cry.

Charlie, "Oh dear he has really lost his grip on reality since seeing you naked Heath"

Heath, "Well I am one good specimen of a man"

Dex, "Dad I'm looking totally normal right now aren't I?"

Sid, "Oh yes"

Just then a text comes through on Charlie's phone.

Charlie "Wooo I wonder if that is Ruby letting me know I'm a rich woman from selling those sliver bullets on eBay

Heath, "Sliver Bullets?"

Charlie, "Yes before Elijah turned into a blabbing baby he banged on about a werewolf living here in town"

Heath had the urge to do a frightened bark instead he starts to whimper quietly.

Heath, "That's one fruit loop you have there"

Charlie, He sure is but Watson here seems taken with him"

Watson, "Hey at least I don't have commitment issues thank you very much"

Charlie bows her head with embarrassment and reads her text.

"Hey Babe can you come me for a roll in the hay? Brax"

Charlie, "Sorry guys just have to go and act unprofessionally for a couple of minutes"

Watson, "what you act unprofessionally never"

Charlie laughs.

Charlie, "Yeah I know I can't help myself but seriously you know I'm a really good cop and wouldn't do anything to jeopardise my job"

Watson, "Yeah ok was only joking what's so important that you have to leave me with this man sized baby?"

Elijah is sucking his thumb.

Charlie, Errrrr Ruby is…."

Watson, "Yes?"

Charlie, "She thought she saw a UFO"

Watson, "Charlie if your going to lie to me at least try to make it believable"

Charlie, "It is Ruby was coming over to the farm to see Dex"

Dex, "She was?"

Charlie, "Yes she likes you"

Dex, "She does?"

Indi, "Since when I thought she liked Romeo?"

Charlie, "Well you know Ruby"

Indi, "Well as long as she doesn't come after my beast of a man here I'm happy and it will stop Dex admiring my hot man here"

Heath, "Oh babe you are funny calling me a beast he only comes out to play sometimes"

Dex, "Oh is your beast green does he come out when you get angry?"

Heath, "Dex I hate to break this to you but the Incredible Hulk is pretend Brax told me"

Dex, "Oh shame I could see you with a green tan"

Charlie, "Oh well I better go and check it out Ruby said the UFO is by the hay bails"

Watson, "Well if you bump into a hot guy out there, have a quick roll in the hay for me"

Charlie, "Oh yes"

Watson, "Charlie you look like you have been busted don't worry I was only joking again"

Charlie, "Well I'll be off to roll…I mean just off to get on top of the situation"

With that Charlie rushes off for her hay date with Brax.

Elijah is looking up at Watson his arms out stretched.

Indi laughs.

Indi, "I think he wants to be picked up"

Watson, "You must be joking he would break my back"

Indi, "Babe I never thought your nakedness would shock anyone back to their early years"

Heath, "Well babe this slender breath taking body has had its many different affects on people"

Indi, "Don't I know it"

Heath, "Oh yes baby I'm a gift from the Gods themselves"

Sid, "I wouldn't go that far"

Watson, "No Elijah I will not be picking you up for a cuddle"

Elijah looks up at her with puppy eyes his bottom lip starts to tremble.

Watson, Elijah snap out of it you're a grown man it's not my fault a naked man turns you into a man sized baby"

Elijah turns on the water works with great force but the worst is yet to come everyone jumps as a loud farting sound comes from Elijah's pants.

Dex, "People I think Elijah has just soiled himself"

Watson, "Elijah have you just crapped yourself?"

Elijah nods slowly.

Watson, "Oh my God"

Heath barks in all the excitement.

Everyone turns to look at him.

Heath, "What I'm just trying to lighten the mood"

Everyone turns back to Elijah.

Watson, "What do I do now? Sorry about this Sid"

Sid, "I'm pasted caring now"

Indi, "Hang on guys don't worry I know what to do"

Everyone looks at her.

Indi, "We can clean Elijah up in the shower"

Watson, "What about clean clothes?"

Indi, "We have some nappies left over from we had George"

Dex, "Yeah but I don't think they are man sized nappies Indi"

Indi, "Think positive Dex"

So after Elijah had been cleaned up in the shower much to Watson's embarrassment of helping him wash (the others had said she was the one to do it as Elijah had formed a very loving attachment to her.)

Indi, "Here have this to suck on to stop his crying"

Indi hands Watson a dummy.

Watson, "Oh I have had enough of this"

She slaps Elijah hard round the face.

Elijah looks shaken and very shocked by the pain soaring through his cheek.

Elijah, "Watson my good woman what on earth has gotten into you?"

Watson, "Oh so you're back with us now and no longer a blabbing mess"

Elijah, "I have no idea what you are on about woman, now Sid as I was saying Marilyn is a werewolf where is she?"

Sid, "She's in the bedroom getting dressed"

Heath, "Still I forgot she was even here"

Dex, "That's women for you dude takes them at least 2 hours to get ready isn't that right Indi?"

Indi, "Shut up Dex"

Elijah, "Ok well when she comes out Charlie here will shoot her with one of my hand crafted sliver bullets"

Elijah, "Isn't that right Charlie?"

Heath, "She's not here dude"

Elijah, "Where….?"

Dex, "Seeing to a UFO sighting"

Elijah, "Oh really sounds like great fun"

Watson, "Oh no don't get him started on UFO's too Dex"

Elijah, "Oh no Watson I don't believe in all that UFO nonsense"

Watson, "But you believe in Werewolves?"

Elijah, "Of course I do they are real"

Watson, "Of course they are"

Elijah stands up.

Elijah, "So glad you think so to Watson…."

Elijah walks strangely to the door lifting his legs high.

Elijah, "OH MY GOOD LORD JESUS CHRIST AND BANISH THE HOLY GHOST I'M WEARING A GOD FRINGING NAPPY"

Elijah is in such shock he walks into the door frame knocking his head dizzily he staggers round.

Watson, "Come on Elijah after all the drama tonight I think we will go"

Sid, "We will help you Indi, Dex come and help Elijah out"

Sid, Indi, and Dex leave Heath laughing alone in the living room.

Meanwhile in a flied by the hay barn Charlie and Brax are flirting.

Brax, "Thanks for that roll about in the hay Sergeant Buckton"

Charlie, "Any time you bad boy"

Brax, "Fancy me dating a cop with all those insane rumours going around that I run a drugs run from this very farm anyone would think I had planned it"

Charlie, "I know I would believe it about Heath but not you. You would never use me or mutilate me just because of my position of being a cop"

Brax, "No way babe you would know if I was your one of the best cops ever"

They go to kiss each other but the hear the sound of people approaching.

Charlie goes into cop mode pretending to hate Brax.

Charlie, "Now listen I will get you in the end"

Brax, "You're a very fiery woman"

Charlie, "Shut up you piece of crap"

Charile hits at Brax chest

Brax, "Oooooooh I am very sacred"

Charlie quickly jumps back.

Charlie, "Oh hi guys look who I have bumped into"

Dex, "Have you two been rolling in the hay its in your hair Charlie"

Brax quickly runs off while Charlie is trying to dig herself out of the hole she has made for herself.

Charlie, "Yes we have….. I mean no of course not I had to tackle Brax in the hay barn it got very physical"

Watson rolls her eyes.

Watson, "I bet it did anyway we are going call it a night Elijah here cant take any more excitement"

Elijah, "I'm wearing a fringing nappy Charlie can you believe that?"

Charlie rolls her eyes.

Charlie, "I wouldn't put nothing past you Elijah"

With that Indi, Sid and Watson lead Elijah to the police car.

Dex stands there grinning at Charlie.

Charlie, "What?"

Dex, "You and Brax was getting freaky in the hay weren't you?"

Charlie, "No"

Charlie blushes.

Dex, "Charlie your blushing"

Charlie, "Must be a reaction to the hay"

Dex, "Or a reaction to Brax?"

Charlie, "DEXTER"

Dex, "I liked your pretend fight you were having very convincing piece of acting Oscar winning I would say"

Charlie blushes again and runs over to the others helping Elijah into the car.

Dex dreamily looks over to the Living room window of the farm house watching Heath standing their flexing his muscles and posing.

Dex starts to walk taking in the naked sight of Heath his so lost in his lust for him Dex doesn't spot the tree.

Smack Dex crushes his nose against the sharp and hard trunk.

Dex, "OUCH"

With Elijah in the police car Indi and Sid rush back to Dex.

Indi, "Only you could walk into a tree Dex"

Dex, "Who put the tree there"

Indi, "Nature"

Sid, "Come on Dex I will take you to hospital looks like your nose is broken"

Indi, "I'll come too will I get Marilyn?"

Sid, "No I'm sure she will be happy with Heath until we get back"

Back in the house.

Marilyn, "Sorry everyone cant believe its took me over two hour to decide what to wear"

A deep demanding voices answers.

Heath, "Marilyn can I say you look very tasty"

Marilyn, "Why thank you Heath your could dishy yourself"

Heath, "You look almost as good to eat I could gobble you up right now"

Marilyn is shocked to see a nearly transformed Heath standing licking his lips glaring at her.

Marilyn, "Heath I know I like a man with a lot of chest hair but that's a bit too much for me your very hairy you need shave

Heath/ his inner beast glares at her his claws are shiny and sharp.

Heath, "DINNER TIME"

With Marilyn Screams and runs from the house arms raised over her head.

Sid, Indi, and Dex and the others watch from their police car.

Sid, "Marilyn wait what's up?"

Marilyn rushes past and shouts.

Marilyn, "His got long claws and is hairy"

Indi, "Who is?"

Dex "Wolverine must of popped in for a visit"

Indi, "Oh his hot"

Everyone just looks on baffled watching Marilyn dashing off across the fields.