I really wasn't satisfied with my last chapter….. I don't feel that it does the story justice, so here's a new last chapter…… Weird hu? RRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I keep messing this darm thing up! So here's the really deal for the last time, I promise!

Chapter 11: The End

I pushed the bathroom door open with my forehead, and just managed to squirm my way out. Then I saw Manikan, he had his back to me and was busy threatening Master. I crept up behind him as slowly and carefully as I could, which is really hard when you're strapped to a toilet. One of the floor tiles moaned when I stepped on it, and my twin whirled around to face me.

"How did you get out?" He asked annoyed, but then he saw the toilet on my back and smiled. "Oh I see, you didn't,"

"Manikan!" I shouted, "This is between you and me."

Manikan laughed, "I don't think so, Janitor!" He gave me a hard kick to the chest that sent me flying back into the rest room.

When I fell down, the toilet broke. I yanked the bounds from my arms. I was free! Quickly, I got to my feet, and slipped on all sorts of monstrosities all over the floor. In fact the floor was so slick, that once I started sliding, I slid all the way out of the door. I just so happened to slam right into Padme. She fell down too.

"I'm really sorry," I said bending over to offer her a hand up.

She sighed, "that's alright, Sir-" she saw my face. "Anakin?"

I nodded, and Padme looked over at my twin, "Then who is-"

"I'm Anakin!" My brother shouted. He had been strangling Obi Wan, and now let him fall to the floor.

"No, I am." I corrected.

"I am so Anakin!"

"Oh no you're not!"

"Am too!"

"Are not!"

As you can see, a galactic war had just broken out. Me and Manakin got right up into each others faces screaming, and pushing and pulling, until Padme spoke up.

"Obi Wan, can you tell which is which?" She asked.

Master rubbed his neck, "not very much, I do hope though, for some reason, that it's the one in Janitor's outfit, and not the one who tried to strangle me."

"Let's ask them a question, one that only Anakin would know the answer to."

"Aright," Obi Wan scratched his head for a moment. Me and my brother watched him intently. Master snapped his fingers. "I have it!" He shouted, "here's the question, Anakin would only know the answer to this one….. What is your father's name?"

I rolled my eyes. "I didn't have a father."

Manakin smiled, "me neither, you know it's amazing how far technology has gotten along…."

Master shook his head, "you try, Padme."

"O.K, I have one just for Anakin." Padme turned towards us, "Anakin," she began, "this is a date that is very special to me and if you don't remember it, I'll never speak to you again!" Padme paused to let that sink in and then concluded, "on what day of the week did we meet for the first time on Tatoone?"

I glanced over at Manakin, and he looked just as nervous and lost as I felt. What day had it been? I couldn't recall……. Tuesday, or Friday, or Labor Day, or what?

"Well?" Padme asked tapping her foot, "who wants to go first?"

Me and Manakin looked everywhere but at her.

"How about you in the robes, when did we first meet?"

Manakin smiled confidently, "it was a Monday."

Padme frowned, and turned to me, "what about you, when do you think we met?"

I opened my mouth, "………………………."

"Try again." Padme urged.

I decided to go with my gut, the first instinct I had at that moment. "Padme, sweety….. I know you're going to be really mad at me….. Again…. Because this isn't the first time I've forgotten this….. I'm going to guess and say it was Tuesday." I closed my eyes and waited for the blow I knew would follow.

Nothing happened. I opened one eye cautiously, and then the other. Padme was smiling at me. "That's wrong," she exclaimed, "we met on Monday, so you MUST be Anakin, because you didn't remember, Anakin never could."

"Can I change my answer?" Manakin pleaded, "I was going to say Wednesday instead, I really was!"

I grabbed the light saber from Master's belt, "I have a better idea, a fight to the finish, you and me, the last one standing is Anakin."

My evil twin nodded, "you're on."

Padme and Obi Wan backed away, and Manakin and me stared circling each other. On normal circumstances, I could have finished a fight like this quickly, a force choke hold, maybe shove my opponent against the wall a few times, nothing special. But there's a catch, see, a Jedi can't use force powers if he's dirty….. I think it's something the counsil set up so guys would bathe more often… Anyway, I was so filthy that I could kiss that plan good bye.

All I had to fight with was a lightsaber and my fist. Manakin was doomed.

"Bring it, Punk!" I shouted, wiggling the lightsaber in my hand like a batter before the pitch.

Manakin ran at me and our energy swords crackled. I swung at his head, and he blocked and took a swipe at my arm. I'd never fought anybody this powerful before….. How could he be as strong as I was? Oh, no duh, he's my twin. But how did he know how to use a lightsaber?

My twin smiled as he poked at my shoulder, "I was hoping you would ask that…. See you're not the only one who's gifted with the force…… I'm a Sith. And I can read your thoughts." He gloated.

I almost cut off his foot. 'Oh yeah,' I thought, 'well, if you can read thought's chew on this!' And I pictured every dirty word that I could think of.

It didn't work too well.

Manakin force jumped into the restaurant and onto a table. I leapt after him. So there we were, two twins fighting across a berth table in a crowded eating establishment. It goes without saying that the people eating there didn't like it much.

"Hey," A man shouted while hitting my foot, "you're standing on my dubac burger!" I took as step to take another swing at Manakin and knocked over a soda. The man roared in anger. "This was a new suit!" He exclaimed while jumping to his feet, "you're going to pay for that!"

I gritted my teeth as Manakin and I locked sabers again, "sorry sir, I'm a little busy right now!" I pushed against my twin hard, and sent him flying onto the next table. I jumped atop him ready to finish the job.

"Like, who do you think you, like, are?" A young blonde girl gasped, "You, like, got your dirty boots all, like, over my salad……"

I looked at her and frowned, "I'm busy right now, trying to save the galaxy… So if the don't mind, I need to keep my concentration." Manakin almost gave me a flat top.

"Like, can't you do that somewhere else?" the girl protested, "and like, not, like, in my plate?!"

I leapt atop one of the seat backs, and was not surprised to see my twin do the same. After I few moments of battle, I lost my balance and fell head first into another table. Something plastic behind cushioned my head with a crack.

A little girl was looking down at me, her eyes full of tears. "Mama," she wailed, "he broke my toy….."

A woman's face appeared by hers, red with anger. "Do you know how much my daughter's Galaxy Doll cost?!" She exclaimed, "You're going to pay back every cent buddy, do you hear me? Every red cent!"

I saw Manakin behind them taking aim at the woman's head. I instinctively pulled her down on top of me, out of harm's way. My brother's lightsaber cut through thin air with a buzz.

The woman wiggled out of my grasp and began striking me with her purse. "Fresh!" She shouted. Why is it always me?

I rolled off the table quickly, and started fleeing the scene. A heard of venomous shoppers stopped me.

"There he is!" The old woman from Padme's dress shop pointed, "There's the fool who cheated us out of our money!"

I gulped loudly, the mob sure looked madder than earlier, half of them were carrying pitchforks, and the rest waved burning torches. Oh curd. But then I noticed where her finger was pointing, it wasn't at me…. It was behind me, to MANAKIN! The mob was gunning for my crazed brother!

Manakin's eyes grew large, and he turned and ran. I laughed after him, and was about to join the mob, when a shriek from the direction of the elevators stopped me. "Padme!" I roared, changing direction.

She was sanding by the shaft with her head tilted back so she could see to the next floor. "Oh Shish Kabob!" She called, "don't do it!"

I craned my neck to see Padme's handmaiden standing on the guard railing around the upper floor. She looked like she was getting ready to jump. "I must my Lady," she cried, "Obi Wan has forgotten me! My life means nothing now!"

"Oh Annie!" Padme shouted turning towards me, "do something quick!"

Sure, like I didn't have enough to occupy my mind…. But she was Padme, and if Padme asked me to jump off a twenty story building for her, I'd do it.... Woops, don't mention jumping! I was about to force leap to the second floor, when I remembered how dirty I was.

"I'm going to do it!" Shish Kabob shouted, "nothing can stop me now." And she did.

"No!" A voice from behind me shouted. Obi Wan jumped and caught Padme's handmaiden in midair. Not bad for Master, but I could have done it with more flare. Anyway, they landed a few feet away and before you could say, 'Yoda is green and wrinkled,' they were kissing.

Padme smiled in relief. I cursed because I didn't have my camera so I couldn't blackmail Master later. "It's nice to see a happy ending." She observed.

I turned to watch Manakin getting tied to a large log, and straw getting placed around him. "It sure is."

Padme leaned her head against my shoulder, "You saved us all again, Hero, how can we ever repay you?"

I smiled, "I have a few ideas."

"So do I!" An angry voice called. I felt iron hands rest upon my shoulders, a Mall cop whirled me around to face him.

"Is this the Man, Lady?" The guy in uniform asked the woman whose life I'd saved in the restaurant.

She nodded, "that's him."

"Come on, son," the officer called while dragging me towards the exit, "you're goin' down town."

SO that's Really what happened that Sunday……. Though Master was too caught up with his romance to remember any of it, and of course Manakin disappeared without a trace….. Somehow, things like that always happen to me. But you know what, I don't think I'd want it any other way.