"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Aizen screeched, it was the middle of a commercial break, "THE CRITICS SLAMMED ARRANCAR TALENT SHOW!!!"
"Really?" Morubi asked.
"Yes, one said that this was a retarded version of America's Got Talent," Aizen wailed.
"Well, it would be a shame if the TV people took it of the air, eh?" Gin smiled, sadly (Is that possible?!) looking at a very distracted Akki. But they still had a few more performances. "NOW IT'S TIME FOR OUR #1 ESPADA! STARK! PERFORMING WITH LILNETTE(sp?)!" Gin screamed into his microphone.
The curtains opened, and Stark was on the floor, sleeping and Lilnette was waking him up, but to everyone in the audience it looked like she was taking off his pants and straddling him. "OY! IF YOU'RE GONNA FUCK EACHOTHER THEN YOU'LL BE DISQUALIFIED!! GET A ROOM!" Akki yelled. "Oooooooooooh" groaned the audience. "Say wha?!" Stark grumbled, finally getting up. "Well, these two were supposed to sing Turn Around!" Gin said into the mike.
Lilnette:
I
Have Dreams For You And Me
And Wishes That Will Last
And Live
Beyond Eternity
Stark:
Summer's Gone, Winter's On
Can
We Weather Everything
Our Eyes Have Yet To See?
Lilnette:
As
The Years Go By
I Promise You That I...
Both:
I
Will Be The One To Run To
When The Nights Are Long
I'll Be
There When Winds Begin To Blow
Even When It Seems
That
Everything Is Going Wrong
Lilnette:
This I
Swear
Stark:
I Swear
Both:
I Won't Be The
One To Let Go
Stark:
Life Gets
Tough
Lilnette:
Ooh...
Stark:
Roads Get
Rough
Lilnette:
Ooh...
Stark:
Who Knows
What Awaits Us Round The Bend
Lilnette:
Count On Me,
Faithfully
Though Everything We Have Could Never End
Stark:
It
Could Never End
Both:
And Through Rain Or Shine
And
Every Cloudy Sky
Both:
I Will Be The One To Run
To
When The Nights Are Long
I'll Be There When Winds Begin To
Blow
Even When It Seems
That Everything Is Going
Wrong
Lilnette:
This I Swear
Stark:
This I
Swear
Both:
I Won't Be The One To Let Go
Stark:
I'll
Be There
Lilnette:
I'll Be There
Stark:
Anytime
You Need Me
You'll Know Where I Am
Lilnette:
You'll
Know Just Where I Am
And
Everywhere
Stark:
Everywhere
Lilnette:
Anytime
You're Lost
Just Turn Around
Stark:
Just Turn
Around
Both:
And Take My Hand And....
Both:
I
Will Be Your Light In The Night
And I Promise
That Even When It
Seems
That Everything Is Going Wrong
Lilnette:
This I
Swear
Stark:
This I Swear
Both:
I Won't Be
The One
Lilnette:
To Let Go....
Stark:
To
Let Go....
This I Swear
Lilnette:
I Swear
Both:
I
Won't Be The One To Let Go
Lilnette:
To Let
Both:
Go
And at the judges table, there were the comments.
Akki: OMFG!
Miyuki: Major eye twitch
Morubi: OH, how romantic!
Tousen: I agree with Morubi.
Aizen: YAY! MAYBE THIS CAN SAVE OUR RATINGS!!
Gin: Smiles even wider.
And the scores…
Akki:0
Miyuki: 0
Morubi: 10
Tousen: 10
Aizen: 10
Gin: 1
Total: 31
"And now it's commercial break," Gin smiled.
A/N: OMFG! I KNOW IT'S BEEN AWHILE! I WOULD LIKE TO THANK WISDOM-JEWEL FOR SENDING THE IDEA, BUT I KNOW THE SONG IS DIFFERENT! Yeah, I'll stop that now, I forgot to release the caps lock, and I only realized that now. Sorry.