Challenged by lakewater
10 Reasons ... Why it is more fun to be ...
An Asuran
…Terminator and Matrix aren't fictional, but biographical to you
… You're not ugly or fat, you just need a new display adapter
… What the hell is Mircosoft?
… Cellulite, acne, love handles and so on are options, not features to you
… Saying 'My HDD slipped' sounds better than 'the dog ate my homework'
… You don't bother with small talk or pick up lines, but go straight forward and download your personal space into his her mainframe
… Who needs Big Brother, Ophra or other Talk shows, if one can tune in human minds?
… No matter how hard you try tobe like them - you can't ever possible mess up worse than the Ancients did
… You don't beget children, but design them; It's up to you if you want to install puberty or not
… Why get rid of your Ex-lover, if all you need to do is reprogram his her basic code?