Episode 11
"Hey guys! Welcome back to the show!" Kawachi greeted the screen. "This time, I've got Azuma to join me!" He spoke up, pointing at Azuma, who was sitting with him.
"Uh, hi!" Azuma greeted, giving a wide grin. He turned to Kawachi. "What are we going to do this episode?" He asked.
"Well..." Kawachi looked down at the sheet of paper he had on hand. "Sadly, there's no questions, but there IS a new rumour. And we have some revenge and stuff to do, too!"
Rumours
"Apparently Kuroyanagi is gaining weight." Kawchi spoke up, grinning and nodding mischeviously. "And Meister on the other hand is underweight, as the rumour goes."
"Does Meister ever eat anything?" Azuma asked Kawachi. "I mean, he ate the bread in the final match at the Pantasia Newcomers Tournament, but..."
"I don't know," Kawachi responded, shrugging. "But for Kuroyanagi's case, it kind of makes sense. I mean, he's got a black hole of a stomach. I'm sure a regular person would probably gain weight from eating so much." He paused for a moment before continuing. "I'm sure Meister-han eats something during work. Kuroyanagi probably has to remind him to eat since he's the General Manager and probably has tons of paper work and stuff, right?"
Kawachi looked at the paper before speaking up again. "Also, apparently at the Main Pantasia Building, the heater went wacky and a lot of employees ended up working shirtless. Including Kuroyanagi. And Meister." Kawachi exchanged weird glances with Azuma. "It must really suck to be the people at the Pantasia Main Branch right now.."
"Yeah..." Azuma trailed off. "It's not good for the bread..."
"Not just that." Kawachi interjected. "I wonder what would happen if the air conditioning went wild and the heater broke. That would probably be worse. Everyone would be frozen!"
Azuma let out a 'hmm...' before speaking up. "You mean like the one time when I-"
"Yes, like when you got stuck in the storage room and nearly froze to death!" Kawachi responded, sighing. "Seriously, you need to be more careful!"
Revenge! Mwa-ha-ha!
"Okay, so this time we decided to get revenge on Manager. And you know why?" Kawachi started.
"It's because he made us work late yesterday?" Azuma asked.
Kawachi sighed. "I was going to say that, Azuma. I was pausing for dramatic effect..." He turned to the screen. "Anyway, so this is what Azuma and I did. Enjoy!"
Ken Matsushiro opened the door to his office...
To see thousands of packing peanuts envelop him as the burst out the doorway, having been stuffed in there. As soon as he dug himself out of the packing peanuts, he immediately let out a shout as he stepped on a hidden mousetrap.
"KAWACHI KYOSUKE! AZUMA KAZUMA! YOU'RE BOTH GOING TO GET FIRED IF YOU DON'T COME HERE RIGHT NOW!"
Conclusion
"That's it?" Azuma asked him in disbelief.
Kawachi nodded. "Yup. That pretty much wraps it up..." He trailed off. He then turned to the screen. "So, you guys, thanks for watching and I hope we see you guys ask some questions or give us an extremely weird challenge or something. See ya!"
