A/N: I am terrified of birds. There are seriously creepy. *shivers*

Disclaimer: Unfortunately, my body wasn't enough to convince the universe to let me own Naruto. Maybe old man Masashi Kishimoto?

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Elise/TenTen P.O.V.

I was sitting, bored out of my mind. Anko and Naruto had been fighting for over 10 minutes. Would real life battles take this long? I hope not.

It would be very frustrating to be in a long fight and without music…

Reminder, find some way to take music to the battle field.

A rather loud crash pulled me out of my thoughts and I looked over at the two fighting. Sighing, I looked down onto my imaginary wrist watch.

"Well, what do you know? It seems I have places to be, people to greet, a country to conquer. See you kids later…"

The kids mentioned didn't even notice me leaving them, too busy trying to show the other who was the alpha. Or whatever the kids call it these days.

I sighed and jumped into the fray. You know what they say, if they don't listen to you, join the Akasuki to take over the world!

Or something along those lines.

"Prepare to taste bitter defeat!"

"What are you doing!?"

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I winced at the sharp pain crawling up my back from my legs. This was torture! Why would some human do this to look 'proper'?!

The seiza sitting positon was hell.

Naru-cakes was literally shaking and making a duck face as he tried to hold in the tears from pain, fear and sleep. Anko was calmly sitting but she was unusually tense and winced the tiniest bit when Kurenai walked past her during her pacing.

It seems even the fearsome Anko is afraid of a pissed off woman.

"What were you thinking?! You're an adult Anko! You're not supposed to fight children! Remember what happened with that other little boy?! He's in a hospital Anko! A mental hospital! Hokage-sama could barely save you from that! And now you're doing it again with these children!? Honestly Anko-"

At least she didn't seem to remember me and my embarrassing moment. Bless Raziel. Not.

A small yawn took over Naru-cakes body as he finally collapsed in exhaustion from holding the seiza positon for so long.

"No more… I'm too tired Nee-chan…"

A soft snore interrupted him.

Anko was asleep in seiza position, head lopsided.

A deadpan expression took over my face.

Kurenai whipped around when she heard the noise and her harsh stare, softened when she saw the cute Naru-cakes give another yawn. His eyes where fluttering closed and his normaly bright blue eyes where slightly clouded. A small coo came from Kurenai lips as she smiled and looked over at me. A confused look came over her face then, recognition.

Oh God no.

"You, are the girl from this morning…"

Raziel? Can you hear me? Save me!

"Anko corrupted you too?!"

I froze in the middle of my prayer and robotically looked up into her red eyes.

"Uh..."

A harsher glare than before came upon her face as she looked over to Anko. It got even more terrifying when she realized Anko was asleep.

"That woman will feel my wrath if it's the last thing I do." She hissed out looking and sounding more like a snake than Anko ever did.

My heart skipped a beat.

Kurenai looked (glared) over at me and my eyes widened.

Is Anko's glare could make your soul leave your body than Kurenai's glare could kill you, eat your soul, revive you and sacrifice your useless body to Jashin.

Looks like I have found an even more awesome woman.

Anko was overrated anyways.

A harsh exhale pulled me back into reality as she looked over to Naru-cakes.

"Take him home…um…"

"TenTen miss!"

A nod.

"TenTen then."

I slowly got out of seiza and fell down.

Curse these jelly legs.

Kurenai has an amused expression and a smirk came upon her face. A glint was in her eyes and I realized something important.

Just because Kurenai was nice does not mean she was not sadistic.

Ninjas were all weird.

Good thing I love weird then.

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A grunt left my lips as I gave Naru-cakes a piggy back ride from Kurenai's house. He passed out as soon we were a block away from her house and I was forced to carry him. As much as I love Naru, he could really learn how to carry his own weight.

Or lose a pound or two.

I stumbled a bit when I felt something thrown at us. A glance to my left told me it was a kid, no older than 10, holding a handful of pebbles. He sneered at us, a superior air around him.

"Demon Brat!"

The civilians around us ignored what was happening.

Gritting my teeth I looked down a started to take deep breaths, due to Naru-cakes and this brat pissing me off.

"Oi, you better stop little boy, or you may see a real demon come out to play."

I looked up at him and gave him my best glare and barred my teeth, a low growling sound following my little warning.

The boy looked nervous as he ran away from us.

Serves him right.

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The sun was almost set by the time we arrived to orphanage. I dropped onto the ground, Naru still on top of me as I let out a large sigh.

Take it easy on the ramen Naruto!

Gently pushing him off me, I shakenly got up and walked towards the door. Pulling on the handle, it didn't budge. A frown was on my face as I pulled harder with no success.

My frown grew larger as a frustrated grunt came out of my mouth.

A small thought flew into my mind as I recalled my past life.

The orphanage threw out Naruto when he was around 4-6 years old. How old was Naruto? 5.

He was kicked out of his only 'home' he ever knew.

I felt the anger crawl up from my stomach to my mouth, leaving a bitter taste (or it could have been vomit). The evil redredred was flashing in my eyes as I let out an inhuman growl.

How dare they!? How do they dare to kick out the sweetest kid to rom the Elemental Nations with the sunshine hair and too big blue eyes?!

They will pay. They will pay with their blood and guts sprawled ac-

"What are you doing outside? Get in."

I stopped my inner rant to see a frowning Hag pushing the door outwards.

Wait, push?

My palm meet my face as I remembered Hag got the door replaced due to a mysterious girl who just found out about a certain thing inside all life and accidently blew up the door.

Opps.

A sheepish chuckle irrupted the silence as I rubbed the back of my head.

"Sorry. I'm coming."

I turned around and pick up Naru-cakes with a small amount of difficulty. Looking at Hag, I saw her ignoring Naru-cakes and opening the door wider.

A small smile replaced the previous frown as I walked inside.

At least she wasn't hating on him.

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A/N: Soooooo, how's it going?

*ducks down from rotten fruit*

Sorry! Sorry! I am awful for waiting 3-4 months to post this chapter (and it so short…)… I swear I'm going to update tomorrow since I'm already half-way done with Chapter 12…

Any who, thanks to all who reviewed, followed and favorited!

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Until next time (hopefully tomorrow),

SRAN out.