Title: Will you be mine?
Summery: Hinata was trying to be a student who didn't stand out. But, then a week before Valentine's Day, an anonymous love poem finds itself in her locker! Will she ever figure out who wrote it?
Disclaimer:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I owned any Naru chars
I'd be livin' it up fools!
Ok, I couldn't find anything else to rhyme. Anyways, no I don't own Naruto, and uh this chapter may be mildly disturbing.
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"Who you calling old you hag!" Hanabi yelled out the window. She just loved being a backseat driver.
"Don't worry Hinata, you're doing fine!" Sasuke tried to encourage her. But, Hanabi being the backseat driver that she is (as previously mentioned), decided that it was time to satisfy her need for speed. She looked over towards Itachi and her father. They were both still KOed. She smirked and chuckled as she took a golf club and…
Chapter Eleven: The trouble with obnoxious sisters…
…slowly pressed the accelerator. Sasuke and Hinata didn't even notice that the Hummer was going faster and faster.
'150km/h… isn't that a bit fast!' Sasuke thought as he watched Hinata look at the road.
"Hinata… maybe you should slow down a bit."
"I'm not going that fast…" Hinata said as she nearly hit a pedestrian who promptly shook their fists at her.
"Yeah, shut up Sasuke." Hanabi said with a glimmer on her face. Sasuke started to think that Hanabi had something to do with it. She was an evil little girl. He was glad that Hinata wasn't like that.
At first, Hinata was scared of driving such a big car. But, after awhile she started to feel the power! She owned people on the roads now! Nobody could stop her!
"Red light!" Hanabi yelled as Hinata suddenly stopped. Except the stop light of course, but that was an in animate object. They stopped beside a sleek black sports car.
"HAHAHA look at the dude wearing eyeliner! That is so emo!" Hanabi yelled out of the window. "Dude, your mascara matches you're car!" she continued to yell.
The driver beside them started to rev their engine.
Hinata and Sasuke looked in horror when they say who Hanabi was taunting. It was Gaara, the school's sociopath. There were rumours about him. They say that one student messed with him last year, and they never heard from him again. They say that Gaara was unstable. He disappeared last semester. Some say he went to a mental institution for the year. Some say he went to juvie for killing the guy who messed with him.
Hinata went pale. She started to shake nervously. Gaara took drag on his cigarette (don't smoke kids.)
"Who said this was eyeliner…" he started creepily. He took another long drag.
"Tsk, someone should cut down on their cigarettes, because honey I know eyeliner." Hanabi crackled as she snapped her fingers.
"Somebody needs to shut her up, or we'll all be killed!" Sasuke thought as the homicidal killer glared at them.
"Hina, weren't you the one who told me that whenever a guy wears make-up he's an okama?" Hanabi asked with a smirk on her face.
Hinata froze. What the heck was Hanabi doing! She never said anything like that.
"Hanabi, shush" Hinata said.
"Oh, so you have a problem with insomniacs?" Gaara said to Hinata.
"No she doesn't Gaara." Sasuke said. Hanabi was just about to say something as Sasuke cover ever her mouth. By then Itachi awakened. He rose as if he were raised from the dead! Like a vampire, a sexy vampire.
"What the hell is up with you damn kids!" he yelled. He was having a terrible headache and their high pitched voices were making his hangover even more of a hell.
"I can't even have my beauty sleep. Can't you people deal with this a quieter way!"
"If you think you're so high and mighty tell us how." Gaara stated rather bluntly.
"You're both in cars! Just race like normal teenagers." He then mumbled something that sounded like damn kids as he fell asleep again. For someone who was all about car safety, he was kind of a hypocrite when he's drunk. Hanabi knocked Sasuke's hand from her mouth.
"EWW, I don't know where the hell you're hands have been!" she squealed as she spat.
"Hanabi, shut up, this is going to be a hell of a ride." Hinata said with a smirk.
Gaara revved up his engine, again.
"Two can play that game Gaara…" Hinata said as she revved up the Hummer.
"Heh, somehow Hinata being evil is hott…" Sasuke thought to himself as he looked at Hinata. He thought the smirk on her face made her look dangerous. She looked almost promiscuous and naughty in that traditional kimono. He soon shook those thoughts out of his head. He was going to need a really cold shower when he got home.
"Ready Sasuke-kun?" Hinata asked with a wink. She never had been so reckless or flirty in her whole life! Other than the whole getting drunk by accident incident.
Sasuke nearly melted as he saw her wink. It was such a cute wink too. She had this way of batting her eyelashes and--- his thoughts were interrupted by the delinquent.
"See you on the finish line baby." Gaara said as the light turned green. If this wasn't an incident involving Hinata, Sasuke wouldn't have taken this dangerous delinquent on. But, He'd go to hell and back to save his Hinata.
So they were off. They were driving dangerously fast on the streets of Konoha. Luckily there were no people out that late. Only freaks (like the sexy Gaara) and people chauffeuring drunks home (Hinata) were out that late. But, I'm sure the uber hott Shino was somewhere, but that's another story for another day.
"Whee!" Hanabi was giggling. Her plan was a success. She thought it was hilarious how Hinata and Sasuke where scared out of their wits.
A while later, police sirens started.
"Hinata, you weren't going fast enough." Hanabi commented. According to her Fast and the Furious: Tokyo drift knowledge, she needed to go at least over 180km/h (1) for the cops not being able to catch her.
"What should I do!" Hinata flailed. She was all for driving really fast, but did she really want to get into trouble by the law. Then she just realized something.
"! #$ my dad's a detective!" she screeched as Sasuke and Hanabi sweat dropped. She had just realised how bad it would be if she was caught speeding for her father. Wait… HE WAS IN THE CAR WITH HER!
"No!#$" Hanabi said with a giggle. Hinata was never the one to swear, but she took the liberty to follow her example.
"Hanabi don't swear." Hinata said with a grumble. Sasuke thought that Hinata's swearing was cute. It sounded so childlike coming from her mouth. Could he have a Lolita complex?
"What should we do?" Hinata asked nervously. They had long time passed Gaara. He must have saw the cops and slowed down. But no, Hinata had a need for speed and continued.
"Slow down, we can flirt our way out of this." Sasuke suggested. He prayed that the officer would be a woman and fall for all his boyish charms and good looks.
Hanabi rolled her eyes. "No, Hinata, I say lose those bastards."
But, Hinata started to slow down. She listened to Sasuke and pulled over to the side of the road.
"Hello officer." Hinata said all cutely. The officer was a man with longish black hair, and paler than pale skin. His eyes were almost snake like.
"License and registration please." he stated in a weird voice. He sounded kind of 'neutral', as if he didn't have the voice of a man, or a woman!
"Here you go sugar." Hinata said as she batted her eyelashes at him. Unfortunately, the officer rolled his eyes and went back to his vehicle.
"Hinata, you can't flirt for beans! Come on calling him sugar!"
"Well, what am I supposed to do! If it were a woman Sasuke could get us out of this!"
Hanabi took off her seat belt and tugged at Hinata's kimono. It was now slightly showing her shoulder.
"Hanabi, I look like a ho!" Sasuke looked at her and covered up his nosebleed. She had these nice smooth shoulders and was forced to try to be a bit more seductive by Hanabi.
The officer soon came back.
"Excuse me Miss Hyuuga, but this isn't your vehicle." The officer said.
"It's a friend's." Hinata answered as the officer looked at her as if she were crazy.
"Tsk, what the hell is wrong with this guy!" Hanabi thought to herself as she fumed. She just wanted the officer to be a gentleman, let them leave without giving them a ticket, and get on with their lives! This was taking too long!
"Um, actually officer, it's my brother's" Sasuke said as he finally said something.
"Oh really?" the officer said with a glint in his eyes.
"So, you're the Uchiha?"
"Yes officer."
"You look much cuter in person." the officer said as the three teens looked at each other. "Your brother and I go way back." he added with a wink. They then shivered. They really didn't want to know. Well, actually Hanabi did, but no one said that she was sane.
So, it wasn't because Hinata wasn't good looking or possibly a bad flirt, it was because the cop swung the other way.
"Oh really?" Sasuke said much to his dismay as he worked his charm. He ignored the officer's second comment. "I'm not nearly as good looking as you officer…" Sasuke said as he… pouted. Hanabi and Hinata stifled a laugh. Sasuke tried to keep himself from throwing up.
"Nonsense, Uchiha-san. You are much better looking. Anyways, young lady did you know how fast you were travelling?" the officer continued.
"No sir." Hinata said with a twitch in her eye.
"Well, you were driving 50 km past the speeding limit. I'm going to have to give you a ticket." the officer said as he started to write one up.
"I'm sorry officer for my friend's speeding habit. Can you just forget about the ticket?" Sasuke said with a wink. "My brother and her father are well, drunk…" Sasuke explained as he pointed towards the back seat. Hiashi and Itachi were sleeping and blowing spit bubbles in their sleep. They looked so cute!
"OMG! They look so cute!" The officer got all fan girl-erm fan boyish and took a picture of them, and Sasuke on his camera phone.
"This is going on my wall…" He said as he leered at the picture of Sasuke.
"Poor Sasuke!" Hinata thought to herself. This man almost reminded her of Michael Jackson, but you know the Japanese version of him. She started to ask herself if maybe some of the boys of Konoha also put his picture on their walls. Not that she had his picture on her wall…
"Ok, Ifine 'll let you kids go. Don't drive too fast" the officer said as he leered at the picture some more.
Hinata started up the Hummer again, as the officer stepped aside.
"Thank you officer ♥" Sasuke said.
Hinata was trying to be a student who didn't stand out. But, then a week before Valentine's Day, an anonymous love poem finds itself in her locker! Will she ever figure out who wrote it?"Yes, thank you." Hinata said. "That was so cute! Sasuke added a ♥" Hinata thought.
Hanabi just had a huge grin on her face in the back. "Did he just ♥?"
"By the way, my name is Orochimaru" the officer yelled. "Tell your guardians I say Hi!"
Then they were off.
"Thank you so much Sasuke!" Hinata said as she stopped at the stop light and hugged him.
"It was nothing…"he said sheepishly. Even if he had to flirt with a pedophile, it was all worth it for Hinata!
"Sasuke, how do you feel about meeting the love of your life?" Hanabi said as she laughed.
Sasuke blushed.
"I wasn't talking about Hinata idiot, but your new friend that you can join at the Neverland Ranch."
"Hanabi, you should be thankful we had Sasuke here!" Hinata lectured as she pulled into the Uchiha driveway. She wrote off Hanabi's comment as teasing. A guy like Sasuke could never like a girl like her. He was only acting kind of weird because of all the stuff that happened in the past few days.
"I am thankful that I'm not a straight guy with an ugly man after me. But, Sasuke, what if he had been good-looking? Just what would you have done!"
Sasuke dragged Itachi out of the vehicle. "Nothing, I only have my eyes on one woman. Thanks Hinata" he said as he closed the car door.
"One woman?" Hinata thought to herself. She just assumed it must have been one of the more popular girls of their school.
Hinata stepped out of the car and walked up to Sasuke.
"What do I do with the Hummer?" she asked softly.
"You can borrow it..."
"But, wouldn't Itachi mind?"
"No, this loser has enough cars. See you tomorrow." Sasuke said. His heart was racing fast.
"Ok, bye…" Hinata said as he dragged Itachi into the house.
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Sasuke tossed Itachi on his (Itachi's) bed and went back to his room. As soon as he really got to know Hinata, there hasn't been a normal day yet! Plus, she was driving him to do things, such as flirt with men!
This girl, whom one would think was shy and innocent, was full of surprises.
"I guess I'll have to tell her soon…" Sasuke thought as he pulled his blanket over his head and drifted off to sleep.
To Be Continued…
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Author's note:
(1)I think it was that much. Or was it 200km? Meh, whatever.
Sorry I took so long for an update. I thought I would have had time, but then stuff happened and yeah. But, today, since I have a fifth period spare (Oh yes) I made sure to update.
Anyhoo, if it sucks, blame my friend because she's all like it's a good chap, write some more. I didn't know what to name it, so yeah…
I'm happy no one knows where I live. I'm probably making a lot of enemies by having cliff hangers.
But, this chapter actually had an 'end' right? RIGHT! Ok, but at least I put ♥ I love that ♥♥♥
Ciau,
DigiChar♥