Disclaimer: I do not own Shaman King.
Notes: OH MY GOSH! I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry everyone! I haven't updated in years and years and years and years! I don't deserve readers like you all! (Some Random Guy: -cough- SUCK UP! –cough-)
I wrote this ages ago so its not very up-to-date and I can't be bothered to edit it cuz I'm too lazy.
And I have some bad news…
I probably won't update for a loooonnnngggg time and it's for no good reason (eg. Going on holiday, etc) I just haven't been on FanFiction for ages and I dunno if I want to start doing it again. I will try my best to update, but I'm really, really sorry.
And also sorry if its confusing. I had to edit a little bit for it to make sense since some bits were… Anyway, just tell me if I missed a bit out.
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Tamao: -blush- 21
Me: Truth or-
Horo: Truth or Dare?
E.E: -.-;
Tamao: -blush- Truth
Me: OK… Everyone, huddle!
Everyone except Tamao huddle while they discuss questions to ask Tamao for her truth.
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Anna: What about if I broke up with Yoh, would she go after him?
Pirika: Anna! That's too personal.
Horo: Ask her if she can make zzazzangmyun noodles! (A/N: You gotta love Pucca books… I just had to add it in)
Pucca: -does chopstick dance-
Me: -joins in-
E.E: O.o
Everyone: -silence-
Exploded Toilet Bowl: Hi
E.E: -silence-
Exploded Toilet Bowl: …Hi?
E.E: -more silence-
Yoh: Zzz. Zzz. Zzz.
Anna: -Thinks up new ways to take over the world-
Horo: -eating-
Pirika: -files nails-
Ren: -drinks milk-
Me: -watches imaginary T.V-
Hao: -practices flicking his hair-
Tamao: -waits for everyone to think of a question-
Ryu: -talks with his imaginary girlfriend-
Chocolove: -reads "The Joke Book for People who… Want a Joke Book" book-
Lyserg: -sobs in corner-
Jeanne: -pats Lyserg's back-
Exploded Toilet Bowl: Ok… Bye…
Me: I have a question idea for Tamao!
Everyone 'cept Tamao goes back into huddle.
Me: Is your hair naturally pink?
Everyone Else: -rants about how rubbish the question is-
Me: You know in this story I can kill you all.
Everyone Else: -praises question-
Silence.
More Silence.
And then even more Silence.
Me: Uhhh… who want to ask?
Horo: -mouth full of Oreo's- I wiww becaws I wike asskin keskons!
Me: I guess I will then…
Horo: Buu I wankkid to aks it!
Me: -Gives weird look to Horo- Is your hair naturally pink Tam?
Tamao: -blush- …No
Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Chocolove: What colour is it really?
Tamao: Orange… I am… Macchi's sister.
Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! –Dun dun DUN!"
The set turns into one of those chat show places. Like Oprah.
Me: Hello, my name is Hope. And tonight our topic is family reunions and secrets! Can Tamao Tamamura please enter the stage.
Catchy theme tune music plays and Tamao comes in and the Studio Audience whom no-one seems to know where they came from, applause.
Me: Hello Tamao
Tamao: -blush- Hi
Me: Why is it that you never told us that you were related to Matilda, and even changed your surname to hide evidence?
Tamao: I was ashamed of her, looking like her. –Blush-
Random Person in Studio Audience: -stands up- I, for one think it is wrong for people to disguise relationships.
People in Audience: -nods and claps-
Me: Now may we please bring in… Matilda Matisse!
Catchy theme tune, Macchi comes in, applause.
Me: Macchi, why didn't you tell us you knew Tamao at a deeper level then anyone else?
Macchi: Tamao told me not to tell anyone. You can tell we're related by hair anyway if I take out my… -takes elastic bands out- There.
E.E: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
They looked about the same except from the colour and stuff.
Macchi: We were twins.
E.E: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Random Person in Studio Audience: Why did you change your surname from Matisse, Tamao?
Tamao: Well I didn't exactly change it. I got married…
E.E: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Fan Boys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tamao: His name was –car beeps, crashes, and honks-.
Me: Right now you're only… ELEVEN? You got married before the age of 11?
Tamao: Yes. At the age of 9, I got married. Then broke up with him the next day but kept his surname, because then it would be less obvious that we were… twins.
Me: Whoa.
Horo: -slyly- Was your wedding night… fun?
Pirika: -glares at Horo- Shut up –hits him with nail filer-
Horo: Ouchie!
Me: -sweatdrop- Carry on Tamao.
Tamao: That's all there really is…
Macchi: You're forgetting one thing Tamao…
Me: -gasp-
Tamao: Have I? What is it?
Macchi: Umm… You know the… ribbon… bow-tie doo-bop… Yeah… Umm… That thing… I don't know… -runs out crying-
Studio Audience: Awwwwwwwww…
Me: Ok so that's it. –catchy music ends it-
Anna: I'm starting. 1, 2-
Me: Uhh… Anna. We don't need to do that. Today we're all too tired to do any counting. Let me just pick who is next in the next chapter.
Anna: WHAT!?!?! -kills everyone- Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Everyone: -comes back to life-
Anna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-x-x----Reviews----x-x-
Half vamp: Correcto! I didn't update soon… I'm so sorry. I didn't update in nearly 5 months! I'm a lazyass, I know. It IS Tamao! So instead of a point… you get a COOKIE! WOOT! Go cookie! Go cookie! Go cookie!
Evilpunk-panda: Looks like Hao isn't the only one getting high on rainbow drops!
Indelible Sorrow: Since when hasn't it been weird? Finally updated it anyway –hooray!-
To-Think-Of-A-Nice-Name: Yeah milk's cool. But add chocolate powder and then it's SUPERMILK! The COOLEST of all COOL! Or you can just call it 'Hot Chocolate'.
Felix-samma: Ok, now let's not get over the top now… Actually… LET'S GET OVER THE TOP! –dances for no reason- LMAO! I like your "BAZAA!" It's funny. BAZAABAZAABAZAABAZAABAZAABAZAABAZAABAZAABAZAABAZAABAZAABAZAABAZAABAZAABAZAABAZAA!
Final Prophecy: Aww thanks (though I doubt that) It is… Well actually if you are reading this then you've probably read the story. So you probably know. I probably have to stop typing probably -.-
Punkymonkey79: HEY! I can't help it if I can't be bothered to get off my big butt and go to the computer and type up a new chapter! Well I can help it but that's not the point! And about that pirate thingy… Well Felix-samma doesn't want it and you do so I dunno what to do. HELP.
Exploded Toilet Bowl: Yes! It IS Tamao! You get HALF a cookie because someone guessed before you so they get a full one. Yeah. You got TWO chapters. Yes. TWO!
Holy Girl: COOKIES!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! –dances- -faints from happiness-
Lady Patchwork: Yes. Rainbow Drops will one day rule the earth with their yummy-drooliness!
Sakura-Moonlight: Promise you the next one will be a dare! It even says so in the very fanfic, not just what I typed on this!
Dreammistress Jade: You can have THE PANTS (blinding light) when you update YOUR story, Cupid! I mean, sheesh, I've been waiting for that story to update for years! I'm an old man- I mean woman – now! Anyway… apart from my elderliness, what happened to the hair…? (Evil music) And also – Spiffy is a cool word.
NgocNhi: Did do!
Emeyeanan: Tis VERY addictive. That's what make them… dangerous! (scary music).
Can I be in your fic!!!!: Of course you can be! Who do I like best? I like the best one who is obviously… HORO HORO! But are you gonna do a truth/dare or just be IN it? And what should say your pen-name is? And too answer your question I am from ENGLAND! Where are you from? –Hugs- You really wasted valuable paper to print this out? You rock! –Hugs even more-
Kuroi-shin: All in good time my friend… all in good time ;)
Vampirewitch: No, not Jun, but you get a cookie for trying! Here –hands out cookie and Cookie Monster comes out from nowhere and eats my hand- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That was my only cookie! Wait… MY HAND! Noooo!
Tochi and Flap Jack: You changed your penname! It's OK about not reviewing, I haven't written anything, so I'm worser-er. I lost his hat while sailing to sea in it… I'm… I'm sorry! –bursts into tears-
VOO DOO GURL: Thankyou!!!! I'll do Ren… in good time. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! And sorry for not updating for ages!
The girl: We'll see! I can't give anyone a sneak preview. Actually I can – I just choose not too. BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!