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YAY! I guess I'm updating! I'm still not finished reading it thoz. Not even to chapter 250. OH WELL! AUGH! My fuckin tattoo itches like a MOTHAH FUCKAH! And... just so you know... G.I.S.M. is SUUUUUUCH a fucked up band. Seriously. Theyz crazah. And uh, I'm going to rewrite the chapter where renji finds out. So just pretend it wasn't Renji... Pretend it was Urahara or something. Yeah, Urahara came in through the window... cuz he'd be the only one who knew about Hichigo, AND be coo with 'em drinking. Yeah. Cuz... it doesn't fit so well with the rest of what I'm planning. Cuz that's what happens when you just write and see where it takes you. And uh, next chapter... there's an un-epic battle scene. Heads up.

"ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR FUCKIN MIND!?" I jump back from King and glare at Renji.

"Renji! I... We..."

"What the fuck are you doing here?!" I, unlike King, don't choke over my tongue, and have no such emotion such as embarrassment.

"HAVE YOU FUCKING LOST IT?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! IT'S A FUCKING HOLLOW!! Why is there a hollow anyways? THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT! Only by a little, BUT WHAT THE FUCK?!" He looks wildly back and forth between us. "YOU! HOW DID YOU GO UNDETECTED?!"

I laugh. "Why do you have your hand on the hilt of your sword? Are you going to KILL me?!"

"ICHIGO! What the fuck?!"

"..." King says nothing and holds his head in his hands.

"IT'S A HOLLOW! You've spent HOW long hunting them? How long killing them? Now, your fucking KISSING it?"

"I'm not an 'it' you know..." He is slowly getting more and more irritating.

"SHUT UP, YOU'RE JUST A HOLLOW!"

"Really? I hadn't noticed! Oh god, what will father say!" I mock.

SWISH I easily sidestep to sword, even in my drunken state.

I reach up to grab the white Zangetsu.

"HICHIGO! RENJI!" King snaps out of his mini trance. "STOP!"

"I am a shinigami, and it is my duty to kill hollows. If you won't, I will. ROAR, ZABIMARU!"

"...Ichigo kicked your ass, remember? I'm stronger than him. What are you going to do?" I kept my hand on Zangetsu.

"DON'T! BOTH OF YOU STOP!" Both me and Renji-bastard glare at King. "Renji, go back to Urahara's. We will be there in a second to explain everything."

"There's nothing to explain besides you playing tonsil hockey with a HOLLOW!"

"He's too much of a prude to allow THAT -"

"SHUT UP!" He grabs his shinigami badge and becomes his spirit form. "Where the fuck is Kon?"

"He's been gone for some time now..."

"ICHIGO!"

"GO TO URAHARA'S! I FUCKING SWEAR! If I'm not there in 10 minutes, you can come back and try to kill him."

"That's a little unfair, don't cha THINK?!"

"NO." Both him and Renji say. Renji sheaths his Zanpakutoh. "10 Minutes. No more." And he leaves.

"Fuck." He sighs, and I walk over.

"King..."

"What? You don't ACTUALLY think I'd ever let him touch you, do you?"

I kiss him again, and run to get Kon.

I enter Karin and Yuzu's room.

"What the hell?"

"Kon got on my nerves." I walk over to the glass pig on the desk and empty out all the change. I grab Kon and hand him over to King.

"... So you put him in the pig?"

"No." I gave him a look. "We've got 10 minutes remember?"

"Okay..."

"What?"

"Nothing... Let's go."

Sorry its so short. I'll update soon! I swear! I just had to try and make all the other chapters fit. And uh, they've been updated actually... but not much has changed. Its Urahara, not Renji that comes, and blah. That's it.