A/N: Hello all those awesome people out there! Just wondered what life would be like for a Dudedite camper. (Guy Aphrodite camper..) So yep, I wrote a story about Mitchell.
Something More than That
I'm not stupid.
You don't think I
"comprehend"
What you're saying?
Just because I know what love is,
Doesn't mean I don't know
War.
I fought through the same
War
You did.
Just because my mom,
My dearestkindestsweetest
(Or at least prettiest)
Mother,
Is the goddess of beauty
Doesn't mean I'm
frillylikeaballerina.
I'm not what you'd expect me to be.
I have a brain for one thing.
See,
Not all of us are like
Drew.
Oh Drew,
I have so much I could say right now.
Although,
I am being honest now,
Aren't I?
Ooh,
Or if I tell the truth are you just
Gonna
charmspeak me to death?
Oh I'm so scared.
Can't you just tell?
You're a hypocrite.
You told Lacy,
Possible the
Sweetest girl in the entire world
That she needed to
"drop that donut
before you get
fatter than you already are"
Ha.
Now that is hypocritical.
I mean,
Your favorite food is pizza.
You need to learn that
Scary people,
Have. No. Friends.
Luckily,
PiperMcClean
Came and saved the day.
Oh my oh my,
Speaking of dearest sister Piper,
What happened there darling?
Oh gods,
I'm even speaking like one of the girls.
See why I'm not the biggest fan of
Loving mother?
(See what I did there?)
Look Pipes,
I don't even know what happened to you.
You come in here,
You save the day.
You replace her,
Then
Then you
Become her.
I thought you knew that your
"Charm Speak"
Thing was less than charming.
Oh well,
Looks like we can't all be heroes.
By the way,
Have fun on your quest with that
Jason kid.
HEY,
Do not get me wrong.
You two are really cute together,
I don't hate you or anything.
Aphrodite kids can't be bitter.
So you only wanted to be friends with
Me and Lace
When you were a loser,
Just. Like. Us.
Understandable, really.
Lace.
You're my best friend.
People hate you
Break you
Mistake you
And that's OK,
That's them.
You need to focus on you.
Don't worry about those haters.
They're just jealous because
You Lace,
You actually know how to love.
Stick by me?
Don't leave like those other have,
OK?
All those others,
Dead.
Remember Silena?
She always told you
Us
That we're only as great,
As we
Make ourselves.
You,
Me,
We're great.
We'll do great things,
Together.
'K sis?
Good.
Great.
Perfect.
Just like mom said we'd be.
A/N: Whew! That took awhile. I guess some people forget that minor characters know the same people all the major characters do... Anywho, hope you liked it, and review!