The Legend Of The Derpi-Turtle

by KatKit441

(this takes place right after 'If Catnip Were To Be Eaten') The cat of the forest are Growing... SANE! now, only one thing can save them, the legendary Derpi-Turtle! It is trapped in a fortress of sane cats, so only an "elite" team of warriors can save it! jam packed with fourth-wall breaks, it is the second book in the 'If Catnip Were To Be Eaten' series! Rated T just in case

11. Chapter 11 - The Castle of Sanity

-Chapter 11: The Castle Of Sanity-

The castle of sanity moistly does not exist… at least that's what they moistly thought…

Then the realized that they were staring at the castle of sanity

"Okay listen up!" said Mr. Taco "I will cannibalize tacos, and make explosive tacos rain from the sky"

"I will erect Walls out of the Fourth to destroy them" said Sassypants

"And I will send my Doritos to destroy them with chip-ness" said Doritofur

"Yay!" the cats cheered.

But when they looked they saw a tower with lasers that looked so catchable.

"OhmygoodnesslasersImustcatchthem" said MountainDewLeaf

"Ooooohohoho." Said the other cats as they chased the lasers.

"NO! The lasers are going to make you sane.. No! Come back here! Mountain!" Screamed Sassypants, as MountainDewLeaf got hit by a laser.

"What's happening?" asked MountainDewLeaf Sane Edition

"I-MountainDewLeaf-I think you're sane"

"I'm Dewleaf, and of course I'm sane! Why wouldn't I be?"

"We're insane"

"Join us, and we can make them all sane" said The Voice

"Ok." said Dewleaf

"Nooooo!" shouted a very angry Doritofur as his mate went to the Sane side

"DESTROY THEM!" screeched The Voice

"Run!" shouted Mr. Taco, as cats with Sane Lasers flooded from everywhere. The insane cats used their abilities: Sassypants made the air turn kaleidoscopic and then harden it, creating solid walls out of the Fourth Wall, Mr. Taco made it rain explosive Tacos, and Doritofur sent his doritos after them. It didn't do much.