Stupid fucker, I'll show him! (Is typing furiously)
Ace: What's gotten into you?
Some jackass who decided to flame the story without using his account name so I can't block him.
Marco: Is it really that bad, yoi?
(Shows him the review)
Marco: Wow, it really is that bad….
Exactly why I'm getting this over with before I answer the other reviews and delete his….
To Guest: There is a difference between constructive criticism, and being a straight up jackass. You asshole, you are the latter. I happen to love writing this story, other people love what I write, and nothing you can say is going to discourage me from writing it! If you want originality go read a fucking book! This is . We, as in those who actually HAVE an account, are allowed to write whatever we want as long as we give the Disclaimer. If you don't like these type of stories, then DON'T FUCKING READ THEM! You are entitled to your own opinion, but the TITLE itself should have tipped you off. If you want something different, then take the initiative, WRITE YOUR OWN and leave the rest of us ALONE!
Ace: (Looks at me with wide eyes) It was really that bad?
(Shows him the review)
Ace: Wow, it really was that bad….
Vulpes: Who do they think they are?! This is YOUR story! If they don't like it, they can take a hike!
If they didn't post it under Guest, I would have reported them…. Alright pissed time over. On the REAL reviews.
To Mysteryreader6626: I know, I know, but I'm kind of wrapped up in collage right now. And I will keep it up! :)
To WolfChild23: Yeah! He actually does! (A Wild Mihawk appears! Mihawk uses Scary Face! Freerunner is unaffected!)
To (Other) Guest: You're welcome!
To supermeg12: Glad you like it so far!
To : Thanks! And here's an update!
Lol. Ace the Disclaimer!
Ace: Ma'am, yes Ma'am! Freerunner4427 does NOT own One Piece. Dracule Vulpes however, belongs solely to her.
Vulpes: Damn right I do Pyro, now lets have some fun!
Marco's POV:
After Mihawk's visit, things slowed down around the ship.
Vulpes and Ace were still thick as thieves with Thatch, pranking left and right, but the pranks were getting smaller with each day. Ace had even stopped trying to kill Pops, which was a major relief to everyone.
That is, until Thatch got a brilliant idea, and dragged Me, Ace, and Vulpes into it.
We were all set to spark the greatest prank war in history….
….And I was actually looking forward to it!
Third Person POV:
3:00 AM, New World Time
The stars were shining, the moon was out and glittering over the water along with thousands of twinkling stars.
Everything was peaceful.
Well, almost everything.
Two people were out on watch, and two more had joined them.
Thatch and Marco were quitely snickering, while Ace and Vulpes were trying desperately to hold back their laughter.
As the clock struck 3:01, the chaos began.
Dozens of alarm clocks started going off, startling the battle hardened pirates out of dead sleeps. The entire 3rd division started scrambling, searching and destroying every alarm clock they could find, but for every clock that they destroyed, it seemed like a dozen more went off in it's place.
2nd division and 4th division were also woken up by the commotion and were a little miffed at first, but when they actually got a good look at the situation, they started laughing. Apparently they recognized Thatch's work. By the time the clock reached 3:15, the 3rd division had all but given up on the search after finding the first wave hidden in drawers, shoes, hats, and pillows. They even found a few in the ceiling, and even more hidden in the walls! Finally, after a full hour of annoying ringing, the clocks finally stopped, and the 3rd division settled down again with sighs of relief, dozing off….
….Only for more clocks to go off again at 4:15.
Meanwhile up on deck, four people were making no effort to keep their cackling hidden and down.
Safe to say that the 3rd division got their revenge a few days later when the entire 4th division woke up with shaved heads, sparking an inter-division prank war in which no one was spared.
One week later is was extremely apparent that Vulpes was playing to win, and she wasn't going to pull her punches for a second.
It had boiled down to divisions 1, 3, 5, and 6 against everyone else. Rules stated that if you were pranked, you were out.
On the other hand though, Thatch, Ace, Vulpes, and Marco were on a team of their own, along with Whitebeard himself. Of course, that didn't stop the four men from getting pranked by each other either….
Marco woke up several times in a giant bird nest that replaced his bed, he even woke up in the crows nest, in an actual nest once. He had also been subjected to honey, feathers, and a ludicrous amount of sparkles. Thatch was in mourning for his beloved pompadour for most of the week, as the nurses had to cut it off after his hair gel got replaced with a highly flammable grease and it caught fire while he was cooking. Vulpes took pity on him after five days and gave him a hair growth formula that had his pompadour back to normal the next morning. Ace had to go three days with a shirt on, because someone managed to slip some kind of meat in his pocket and Pop's dog, Stephan, tackled him to the ground, giving him a beautiful set of dark bruises in the shape of dinner plate sized paw prints. As for Vulpes, well, lets just say that she was especially twitchy around Marco and all fruits for a couple days...
Finally, Vulpes unveiled her master plan.
It had been agreed early on that mealtimes were a time of truce, and that under no circumstances the Galley and Mess-hall were neutral ground.
Vulpes however, had refused to sign that treaty, so everyone was extremely wary when she showed up for meals….
...Turns out they had every right to be.
One day Vulpes showed up giggling like a blood crazed maniac about to go on a killing spree. Marco and Ace were keeping clear of her with wary looks, even Thatch looked like he wanted to bolt when he was near her. Pops was just keeping an eye on her as she went about her day. The giggling and the way she was acting tipped them off the moment they walked into the Mess-hall.
About ten minutes into lunch, Vulpes tugged a small almost invisible string in her hand. Everyone shot up when the sounds of crashes reached their ears. Seconds later, no less then 1,495 buckets of paint poured down, each only big enough to cover their targets in bright purple paint. Only five people were completely untouched. Whitebeard, Marco, Thatch, Ace, and Vulpes herself.
Everyone shot the grinning fox-shifter incredulous looks as they wiped the paint out of their eyes. She waved, before flipping a switch. Ace, Marco, and Thatch yelled as ropes appeared around their feet and dragged them into the air to dangle from the ceiling by their ankles. Pop's tried to get up, only to find himself glued to his chair. All five men looked at where Vulpes was, only to see that she had vanished….
Needless to say, the pranks ramped up in complexity after that, even dragging a few of their allies into it, along with the Red Hair Pirates after Vulpes managed to prank them while they were 100 miles away….
Ace's POV:
I had to bite back my laugh when the Red Hair Pirates came aboard.
Everyone other than Shanks had their hair dyed bright red. Like, fire engine red. Shanks' hair, on the other hand, had been colored bright purple. Waving proudly from the mast of their ship in the place of their flag was a pair of black boxers with little Jolly Rogers on them.
Vulpes was just standing beside me with a smug grin on her face, while Thatch and Marco's jaws were hanging open.
Still in shock, Thatch pulled out his wallet and passed Vulpes 1,000 berri. She stuffed the bills into her back pocket, then took off running as Shanks lunged at her screaming for revenge and booze.
"Told you so." I said to the gobsmacked phoenix beside me.
"Yup," He said absently as Vulpes leapt up onto the mast, taunting the one armed man below her. "You told me."
I watched as Ben Beckmenn started to climb up, only to duck as Vulpes lobbed a purple fire ball at him.
God she looked beautiful when she was laughing…
...wait a minute...Why did I just think that?!
Ooooh looks like Ace is finally starting to realize it!
So I'm sorry this has taken so long to get up, but I've been preoccupied by life lately.
So rate, review, scream 'ONE PIECE RULES!' to the sky, prank the masses with extreme prejudice, and keep the booze ever flowing!
This has been Freerunner! See you next time!