Omake

"Whew! She's finally given us a break. Who knew anyone else would want to write stories for us besides Rumiko?"

"I know Inuyasha. I never expected it either. What I really hate is they won't let me use my left arm. I have to keep it hidden in my kimono all the time. I shudder when I think if I'd really lost my arm. Everything would be so difficult – especially going to the bathroom! Don't laugh!"

"I can't help it. You should try wearing this armband all time. I can't really wash my hands but…well going to the bathroom, wearing it is…interesting."

"Yeah? No wonder you disappear from time to time!"

"Okay that's enough male humor. Think of us females! My character always has to run and change clothes before a battle. Do you know how annoying that is? Why couldn't I wear my slayer clothes all the time?"

"I totally understand – your slayer clothes really show off your wonderful figure Sango."

"Shut up Miroku."

"Well what about me? You guys actually get to wear clothes! I'm always in my school uniform and I'm never in school! How weird is that? Plus it gets cool running around in nothing but a short skirt all the time. I wish I could wear pants from time to time. What? What's that look for Inuyasha?"

"Umm, well I like the skirt. I like looking at your legs."

"Hell we all do! Not just Inuyasha. I wish Rumiko had let me have you instead of my little brother here."

"Hey I like all females. Sango's my girl but I love to look too! Oh, quit hitting me Sango!"

"And then there's the times when your skirt flies up Kagome. The readers don't know it but we all have trouble following the plot when that happens."

"Yeah girl, and those panties – so cute! Right bro?"

"Oh! You two! Here! Down you go – together!" (Kagome pushes Inuyasha over onto his brother and they're leaning against each other grinning.) "SIT! SIT! SIT!"

"Damn!"

"Ow!"

"Serves you right. Staring at a girl's panties."

"Inuyasha look. She did us a favor and gave us the perfect position for a great view! Look, pink today!"

"You always had sharp eyes Sesshomaru!"

"Ahhhhh!"