A/N - TW100 Challenge 314 - Weeds. A double drabble because stopping at one was never going to be enough.
'We really need to deal with that vine thing today,' Ianto said as he and Jack lay curled in bed in Jack's bunker.
'Yep, it's starting to cause real problems. Owen nearly broke his leg coming down the stairs when the thing tripped him up, and Tosh is worried it's going to get in the electricals and short out our systems.
Meanwhile, Jack's hand had been wandering beneath the covers.
'Jack, not now.'
'What do you mean?'
'You mean that isn't your hand?'
'Right, broken legs will mend, computers can be replaced, but frisking my boyfriend? That vine goes today!'
Gwen turned in her chair as Jack thundered past.
'Is Jack carrying what I think he is?'
Ianto barely raised an eyebrow.
'If you mean a flamethrower, then yes.'
'Does he think that will work?'
'I don't think that's on his list of priorities. He just wants to inflict damage on it.'
'Lucky for us it hasn't attacked anyone.'
'Oh, I wouldn't say that.'
'Why?'
'It attacked Jack's ego by trying to come on to me.'
Owen smirked at the spectacle Jack was making.
'It's done for, then. Rest in peace, viney. Anyone got popcorn? This could take a while.'