The Five Nights at Freddy's Show!
Episode 11a: Smart Guy
Purple Guy walked to Team Fazbear's hideout.
"They will be destroyed this time!" Purple Guy said. "Once I pour this gasoline and set it on fire, the whole WORLD will be frozen to death!"
[Audience Laughs]
"Uhhh..." Blue Guy said.
"WHAT!" Purple Guy said.
"You know what, nothing." Blue Guy said.
"You better. Because if you tell me what to do-"
"I KNOW." Blue said.
[Audience Laughs]
"Good." Purple Guy poured ALL of the gasoline on himself.
"Wait." Red Guy said.
"WHAT IS IT?!"
"Won't YOU set on fire?"
[Audience Laughs]
"PPFFT." Purple Guy said. "Fire, who said anything about Fire."
Purple Guy lit himself on fire.
*WEE-WOO!**WEE-WOO!**WEE-WOO!**WEE-WOO!*
"What is that?" Purple Guy said.
"Oh, a bunch of ambulances just passed by." Blue Guy said.
[Audience Laughs]
"Oh, okay." Purple Guy said. He continued to light himself.
*WEE-WOO!**WEE-WOO!**WEE-WOO!**WEE-WOO!*
HOURS LATER...I THINK...
He woke up. "What happened?" He was in the hospital. Blue and Red Guy were there and a Doctor.
[Audience Laughs]
"You suffered from THIRD Degree Burns." The Doctor said.
"Third-Degree What?" Purple Guy asked. "What language are you speaking?"
[Audience Laughs]
"Oh my god." The Doc said. "Look, the burns were so bad, that it went to the Third and Deepest layer in your skin."
"There are layers in my skin?
"JUST GO!" The Doctor yelled.
[Audience Laughs]
Purple Guy, Red and Blue left. They got back at the lair.
"Do you still know what a Third Degree burn is?" Red Guy asked.
"Shut up." Purple said. "Let's just face it. I'm not smart."
[Audience Laughs]
"Oh no." Blue Guy said.
"I'm going to use the bathroom." Purple left to use the bathroom.
He went in and locked the door. "I wish I was smart."
The toilet flushed.
"Darn it, Mario!" Purple Guy said. "I told that idiot plumber to FIX this toilet!"
NOTE: I DID NOT MEAN SUPER MARIO.
[Audience Laughs]
"TA DA!" The Wizard said. He came out of the toilet.
"AAAAAAAAAAA!" Purple Guy yelled.
Blue and Red heard the scream.
"What's that?" Blue guy asked.
"Maybe there was a roach in the bathroom." Red Guy said.
[Audience Laughs]
"Who are you?" Purple Guy grabbed the Toilet Brush and Clorox.
"I am a WIZARD."
"WIZZZZZZZARRRRRDS!" Purple Guy yelled. He sprayed the Clorox.
[Audience Laughs]
"Oh no!" The Wizard said. His cloak turned White. "NOOO!"
"I didn't know this can turn clothes white!" Purple Guy said. He dropped the Toilet Brush and the Clorox.
[Audience Laughs]
"Ugh, anyway." Wiz said. "I am a Wizard. And if you go in the bathroom and wish something, I will arrive."
"Did you have to arrive in the-"
"SSSH." said the Wizard. "Now, do you wish to be smart?"
[Audience Laughs]
"Are you a real Wizard or is this a scam to buy Real Estate?" Purple Guy said. "Wait, what is Real Estate?"
The Wizard opened his hand and Butterflies came out.
[Audience Laughs]
"Cool." Purple Guy said. "Deal."
"HE HE." The Wiz laughed and snapped his fingers.
[Audience Laughs]
*SNAP!*
Purple Guy had glasses on.
"You think wearing glasses would make me look smart?" Purple Guy asked.
"No, you are SMART now. Just wear the glasses to increase the effectiveness on the spell." The Wizard said. He jumped in the toilet. "Can you flush the toilet so I can go back home?"
"You can't go home there!" Purple Guy asked. "The sewers is very unsanitary, and no living organism can survive in there. Go outside."
[Audience Laughs]
"But If people see me, my cover will be blown!"
Purple Guy kicked him outside. A LOT of people saw him.
"Hey, that's the guy who said my dreams will come true!" A woman yelled.
"That's the man who said my hair will stop growing!" A man with a BIG afro said.
"That's the person who said I will die in the next Million Years!" A skeleton said.
Everyone looked at the skeleton. "What?"
[Audience Laughs]
All of the people BEAT up the Wizard. Purple Guy grabbed his laptop. Time to go back to MIDDLE SCHOOL.
"Middle School?" Red asked. "I thought you quit school in College?"
"Nah." Purple Guy said. "Regents was too hard. TIME TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL."
SEVERAL MONTHS LATER...
Purple Guy was smart. Super Smart. He passed all of his classes.
"Now that's proof that I'm smart!" Purple Guy said as he put his Diploma on the wall.
"Yay." Blue Guy said.
"TIME TO LOOK FOR A JOB!" Purple Guy said. He went on the laptop.
"So, when are we going to attack Team Fazbear?" Blue Guy asked.
"PFFT, TEAM FAZBEAR?" Purple sounded suprised. "I'm trying to get a good life now!"
[Audience Laughs]
Blue and Red looked at each other.
"I think this spell is just making him boring." Blue Guy said.
"Facts." Red Guy said. "But we need more proof."
MEANWHILE...
Team Fazbear was BORED.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!" Freddy said.
"We beat all Rabbit Players Pack levels!" Bonnie said.
[Audience Laughs]
"And you guys STILL DIDN'T PAY ME FOR MY TABLET!" Chica yelled angrily.
"Sorry." Foxy said. "And, we watched all the movies."
[Audience Laughs]
"Good." Chica said. "No more guys nights, which means MORE going outside and running 10 laps around the block!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Freddy, Bonnie, and Foxy yelled.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEES!" Chica yelled.
[Audience Laughs]
HOURS LATER...
Purple Guy came back in his lair. He had $1000 in his hand.
"WHEW!" Purple Guy said. "Working overtime is BIG WORK!"
"Can we attack Team Fazbear now?" Blue Guy asked.
"What is your job, exactly?" Red Guy asked.
"Time to get an even BETTER LIFE!" said Purple Guy. "Lemme just buy a wedding ring for my Hot Rolinda!"
"This is getting terrible." Blue Guy said. "We need the old Purple Guy back!"
"How is him getting SMART cause all of this?" Red Guy said. "Hmmm..."
"I don't know." Blue Guy said.
"We have to figure out a way to solve this." Red Guy said.
"HE HE HE!" The Wizard laughed. "I didn't make him smart! I actually just gave him a WORSE life that his ordinary life! One he gets married, has kids, and continues to do his job, it's just THAT all over again and again, and it will be very boring and pointless! HA HA! Let's see what's coming next!"
THE NEXT DAY...
Purple Guy was up early in the morning. He was building...something.
"What are you doing?" Red Guy asked.
"Well, just making this DANGEROUS Molecular Doomsday device that runs on Dark Energy." Purple Guy said. "I just need a purpose for it. It's so small in can fit in my POCKET!"
"Why not use it on-" Blue Guy said.
Red Guy covered his mouth. "Hey, why don't WE borrow it?"
[Audience Laughs]
"It's dangerous!" Purple Guy said. "If used incorrectly, it can destroy the WORLD!"
"WE DON'T CARE!" Red Guy took it.
"Oh well." Purple Guy said. "Time to marry Rolinda." He picked up the wedding ring.
"All we have to do is shoot that dumb Wizard and everything will be back to normal." Blue Guy said.
[Audience Laughs]
"Yeah, when everything is normal, we can just focus on Team Fazbear!" Red Guy said.
They stepped in the toilet.
*FLUSH!*
They were in the sewers.
"EEEW!" Red Guy said. "I wanna go back."
"HE HE HE!" The Wizard Laughed. "Blue Guy, Red Guy, I've been expecting you."
"It stinks in here!" Blue covered his nose.
"Since Purple Guy is having an ordinary life with no 'DESTROYING TEAM FAZBEAR', everything will-"
Red Guy shot the Wizard of Oz with the DoomsDay device.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The Wiz said. He melted.
[Audience Laughs]
"HOLY SNICKERS!" Blue Guy said.
[Audience Laughs]
MUCH LATER...
They went back home. Everything was back to normal.
"What to do with this device?" Blue Guy said.
"Drop it." Red said. "On the FLOOR."
"MMMM...KAY!" Blue dropped it.
Purple Guy was in the lair, laying on the floor. "So boring."
"Why don't we attack Team Fazbear?" Red Guy said.
"Okay!" Purple Guy got up and grabbed a frying pan.
Red Guy grabbed a rope and Blue Guy got a water gun.
[Audience Laughs]
"So glad everything's normal." Blue Guy said.
"Hey, A mysterious machine!" A Man said, looking at the Doomsday device on the floor. He picked it up, with the front of it facing him. "What does this button do?" He triggered it.
[Audience Laughs]
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The Man melted.
"HOLY SNICKERS!" Blue Guy said. "What happened to him?"
"I dunno, maybe he's just dumb." Red Guy said.
[Audience Laughs]
The Five Nights at Freddy's Show!
Episode 11b: Pirates Attack
Team Fazbear woke up.
"AAAAAAAHHHHH!" Freddy yelled. "Morning guys!" Freddy scratched his back.
"MORNING!" They all yelled. They went downstairs to eat.
Foxy looked at the calendar. "What's today?"
"Uhh...Monday." Chica said.
"Monday the what?"
"21st." Freddy said, looking back at the calendar.
"THE 21ST?" Foxy yelled.
"Why are so surprised?" Bonnie asked.
"They are coming on this day." Foxy said.
"What?"
"The pirates." Foxy said.
"Pirates?" Chica asked. "What the heck?"
"YES!" Foxy yelled. "A long time ago..."
FLASHBACK... (KINDA)
NOTE: Whatever that is in Italics, like this is what Foxy is saying in the flashback.
Me and my pirate crew were the best raiders.
"Attack, Attack!" Captain Lurey said. The crew jumped on the other pirate's ship and looted their gold. "Ah, yes!"
"Here ya go, captain." One of the members, Parko said.
"Arrg!" Captain Lurey picked up this gold. "This will go in me treasure chest!"
We sailed all of the seas, battle by battle, we took all of the gold. We even went to the bottom of the ocean for gold. But then one day, something went wrong. One time when the crew was going to sleep...
"Night, captain!" Parko said.
"Night!" Captain Lurey said.
All the crew slept, except me. I had to guard the whole ship every night. I didn't mind it, and I barely switch shifts most of the time.
"Ugh!" Someone said.
"Who dares attempt to enter me and me captain's ship?" Foxy asked.
It was someone who was trying to get on. "Please, man!"
"Who are ya?" I asked.
"I am the last survivor!" He yelled in a sad voice. "Please, all of your rivals have suffered! They have no ship, no gold, no NOTHING!"
"Get of me ship or else!" I said and I showed him my sword hand.
"NO!" He said. He got on.
"HEY!" I yelled.
The man ran all around the ship. We did this for like, an HOUR!
"Dang." Freddy said.
I couldn't find him anywhere. I turned around, and I saw my captain.
"FOXY!" Captain Lurey said.
"Aye Aye." I said.
"Why are you trying to TAKE our gold to me rivals!?" Lurey yelled.
"What?" I asked confused. "Why would I do that, you can trust me!"
"Not anymore." Lurey said. "I can't believe this! We wouldn't be wealthy anymore. We are SUPPOSED to be KINGS of the ocean!"
"But Cap-"
"GET OFF ME SHIP!"
I had been framed. He threw me off the ship like I was a dirty rag. I swam to freedom. I decided to get REVENGE. It thought it was that guy that had attempted to get on me ship, so I joined their rivals and strike them down. We had a random attack at night.
"ATTACK!" We attacked my Captain's ship. He woke up.
"FOXY!" He yelled. "Turn on the cannons, Parko!"
"But, It's foxy!" Parko yelled.
"Of you don't your HEAD will be me new toilet seat!"
"AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!" Parko yelled and turned on the cannon.
*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
If you were there, you just would hear explosions and screaming. We lost, but we had gained loads of loots. The captain plotted for another attack, but I escaped.
"Wow." Bonnie said. "Incredible."
"How old were you, that time?" Chica asked.
"GRR... That doesn't matter!" Foxy asked.
[Audience Laughs]
"What happened to your little pirate voice?" Chica asked.
"Okay stop."
[Audience Laughs]
"And your little sword?"
"OKAY!" Foxy yelled. "But the point is, they are coming for me!"
[Audience Laughs]
"So you are basically luring them here, and putting this city in danger." Freddy said.
"I know." Foxy said.
Freddy looked at Foxy.
*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
"What was that?" Bonnie asked.
They all looked outside.
*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
"AAAA!" Chica said. The pirates were THERE.
"HA HA HA!" It was CAPTAIN LUREY. "Turn the ship on ground mode!"
"Aye, aye." Parko said. Ground mode allows the ship to go on the ground.
*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
Cannon balls flew everywhere. The innocent people screamed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
[Audience Gasps]
*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
Purple Guy went out of his lair.
"What's that noise?" Blue Guy asked.
"You know who's here." Purple Guy said.
"What?" Rolinda said eating a strawberry yogurt.
"Yeah." Red Guy said.
"Well, its Bobby the killer!" Purple Guy said with his fingers shaking in the air. "Remember I told you all about him, he's coming for you all!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAH!" Rolinda, Red and Blue Guy held on to each other.
[Audience Laughs]
*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
The ship stopped and a bunch of men with swords came out, looking ready for a RAID.
"Time for a raid." Captain Lurey said.
"You ain't coming for US." Foxy said. "We're Team Fazbear!"
"YES!" Captain Lurey said.
[Audience Laughs]
"What?"
"Parko, wait a sec before firing that cannon." Lurey said.
"GRRR." Parko let go of the string on the cannon.
"I knew you were a traitor!" Lurey yelled in excitement.
"Yeah, I said that like a long time ago."
"You are now with some Fazbeae team!" Lurey said. "HA HA!"
"IT'S FAZBEAR!" Freddy yelled.
"HA HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE HE HE HO HO HO HO HI HI HI HI HI HI HU HU HU!" Lurey laughed.
[Audience Laughs]
Foxy picked up one of the cannonballs on the ground and threw it at Captain Lurey.
*BING!*
[Audience Laughs]
Lurey stood with a smiley face and a finger in the air, but them he fell down. He was KO'd.
*SILENCE*
10 SECONDS LATER...
"GET HIM!" All of the pirates said.
[Audience Laughs]
Freddy grabbed the laser gun that Timmy gave to him. "Thank you, Timmy."
Freddy shot.
*ZAP!*
A bunch of pirates flew in the air.
*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
Bonnie picked up a cannon ball and threw it at the ship.
*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!*
The whole ship went down.
"Foxy, can YOU do that?" Bonnie asked.
"Shut up." Foxy said.
[Audience Laughs]
Chica grabbed her cupcake gun and shot cupcakes.
"What won't HELP!" Foxy said.
"Oh, it won't?" Chica asked. "Look."
Foxy looked. The ship was down, but the cannons were still there. The cupcake went IN the cannon. A pirate shot from the cannon and he exploded.
"HMM." Chica said.
[Audience Laughs]
"You're lucky you're a GIRL." Foxy said.
"Tee Hee!"
A rope came out from nowhere.
"Huh?" Freddy looked up. It was a pirate. He stepped on Freddy's head.
"AAAAH!" Freddy fell. The pirate took the laser.
"I'll take that!"
[Audience Laughs]
Chica shot a cupcake in his face. "AAAH!"
The laser fell and Freddy caught it.
Foxy ran to all the pirates with swords and picked them all up.
"Just go away." Foxy said. He threw them ALL in the ocean.
"Phew!" Foxy said. "That's all of them."
"Wow, you were in a lot of trouble when you were younger." Freddy said.
"Yeah." Bonnie said.
"NOT QUITE." Purple Guy said.
"Huuh?"
Purple Guy, Rolinda, Blue Guy and Red Guy were all in pirate clothing.
[Audience Laughs]
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Foxy yelled.