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-meggie
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Another Senshi
Chapter Ten
"MOOOM! DAAAAAD!" Kyö came in through the door and kicked off his shoes. Emma, Sam, Rini, and Katsuro were close behind. "I MADE FRIENDS! THESE ONES ARE REAL!"
Mrs. Wakamiya came out of the kitchen. "Oh, Kyö, that's wonderful!"
Emma stood in the middle of the hallway, frozen. It suddenly clicked. Then, to add to the confusion, Mr. Wakamiya walked in. Emma fell right over and started hyperventilating.
Mrs. Wakamiya screamed "KYÖ!"
Bother Kyö and Mr. Wakamiya said "What?"
"KYÖ MY HUSBAND KYÖ!"
"What?" Mr. Wakamiya said.
"DO SOMETHING!"
Sam dove for Emma's purse, but Rini slapped his hand away. "You don't go digging through a girl's purse!" She reached in and pulled out Emma's inhaler. "Here you go."
Sam shook it, put the end in Emma's mouth, and pressed down the button. Soon her breathing returned to normal.
"What is WRONG?" Katsuro asked.
"First- wheeze- InuYasha- wheeze- now- wheeze- Alice 19th- WHEEZE-"
"Honey, they're on to us!" Mrs. Wakamiya shouted to her husband.
A little girl with long, pinkish hair entered. She was no older than five, and had white bunny ears. "Mommy? Daddy? Who screamed?"
Eye twitch. "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAH!"
She fell over again. Sam had to use the inhaler again.
Just because we want to make you die laughing, a guy with blonde hair and a woman with long, black hair came down the stairs, wearing bath robes. The guy had his arm around the woman's shoulders, and they were both smiling too wide.
They suddenly saw the Wakamiyas and the guy said "Oh shit- they're home!" The two dashed back up the stairs, and Mrs. Wakamiya screamed "FREY!"
A kid of about 22 walked in the door behind them. "Hi Kyö!" Kyö- their schoolmate Kyö, not the grown-up guy Kyö- waved at him in response. The kid spoke Japanese, but his accent was undeniably British.
At that moment, Emma keeled over and blacked out.
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When Emma opened her eyes, she was lying on a couch with her head in Sam's lap and a washcloth on her forehead. "Sam…" She sat up. "Why does my head hurt?"
"You hit your head off the hardwood floor."
"Oh. Did we really meet Kyö's parents? Or did I have a nightmare about that?"
"Um." Emma looked over to the woman who spoke- Kyö's Mom. "Hi."
"AH!" Emma curled up and wrapped her arms around her legs. "Sam, hold me!" Sam wrapped his arms around her.
"Back to what I was saying-" Mr. Wakamiya turned to the blonde guy and the black haired woman, who were sitting in the chairs opposite Mr. and Mrs. Wakamiya. Both of them were fully clothed this time. "- what were you doing in my house while I was not home?"
The two didn't answer, but just stared at their knees and blushed furiously.
"Pei Mei, "Mrs. Wakamiya addressed the woman. "Why Frey? You could do so much better!"
"Hey!" The guy- Frey, obviously- said. "After I lost you to Wakamiya, I discovered the love I felt for Pei Mei! Why must you all hold those teenage years against me! Don't you want me to be HAPPY!"
"It's okay," Pei Mei looked at Frey and tried to console him. "I like a man who cooks."
"So does Alice!" Mr. Wakamiya punched the air. (from now on, i'll call him and the mrs. by first names, 'cause i'm cool like that.) (in case you don't know the story of Alice 19th, just fyi- Kyö Sr. worked in his aunt&uncle's resturant in high school when he met Alice. Read the manga, it's awesome.) "Oh! That's one point for me!"
Frey frowned. "Kyö, quit rubbing the sore spot!"
Kyö Sr. smiled. "I don't have to- Pei Mei will! TWO-ZIP KYÖ
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Pei Mei, Alice, Emma, and Rini were all sitting there with their jaws on the floor. Alice found her voice first. "KYÖ!"
Frey and Kyo Sr. weren't listening. "That's it, Wakamiya. There's only one way to settle this."
Kyö Sr. looked at him seriously. "Cook-Off?"
"Extreme Cook-Off." Frey corrected.
"Two." Kyö Jr. said.
"What?" Rini asked as the two men dashed out of the room and into the kitchen.
"This is what they do." Kyo shrugged.
"Ow. My head…" Emma said.