Chapter Eleven: The Life Stream Works in Mysterious Ways
Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy. Nor do I own the life stream. But there's a bottomless pit behind my CD player and a few of my CDs fell in last year…
A few days later, The Evil Emmie-ness was at home, trying to make The Cloud as comfortable as possible in her cupboard. "Look Cloud!" she cried, "I made a movie of you on my computer!" The movie was just a bunch of Final Fantasy trailers put to creepy music, but anything could excite The Evil Emmie-ness.
Cloud looked at the movie strangely. It didn't look like him, and what was he doing putting Aeris in the life stream like that? He voiced his thoughts to Emmie. "But that's the way you did it, didn't you?" she said. Cloud shook his head.
"No way! That life stream's far too dangerous to do anything like that!" he shivered. "I knew a story of an old man who turned on the tap in his bathroom and the life stream came out instead of water. But he didn't know it was water and when he put his hands in to wash them, he was sucked in and no one ever knew what happened to him!!"
"Then where'd the story come from?" Emmie asked.
Cloud blinked a few times, "I… don't know…"
"So then how'd you put her in the life stream then?"
"Oh, Aeris? We used a helicopter. We hovered above that lake thingy then pushed her out the window." Cloud did a little impersonation of the scene, "INCOMING!! Whooooooooooooooooo (this is supposed to sound like something falling), SPLASH!!"
"Geeze," Emmie said moodily, "And I thought you loved her."
"I did!" Cloud whined.
Meanwhile, back in Final Fantasy land, Reno was bored. Everyone had left when the fangirls had left and there was nothing to do. Suddenly, he knew. Everyone had known how Cloud had put Aeris in the life stream. Reno never knew how he'd done it without getting sucked away, so he decided to try for himself.
But before he did that, he wanted to try out something he'd been meaning to do for a looonnnggg time. So, a few hours later, Reno was at the Forgotten City with one newly made Aeris doll, a pair of jeans, a sports shoe, a squealing guinea pig and a rubber duckie. Taking his jeans, shoe, guinea pig and rubber duckie, he stood on the shore of the life stream lake-thing and threw the items in. They sunk immediately. Reno laughed evilly, thinking of the damage he had already caused. Alas, this was true, as a few seconds later, a baby was born with a rubber duckie sticking out of its head.
A few minutes later, Reno was IN the life stream, holding his newly made Aeris doll in the water and pretending to be Cloud. "Hehehe, this is fun!" he said while lowering the Aeris doll into the water. Once the doll was fully submerged, Reno made his way back to shore. Unfortunately, he tripped on a rock and fell into the life stream. "HELP… ME… I'M… DROWNING!!!" Reno exclaimed. Those were to be his last words.
The life stream, to many, a symbol of peace and hope, had claimed yet another victim. It laughed in a way that only an evil life stream could. "BRUHAHAHAHAA!!"
And yes, it had stolen its evil life stream laugh from The Evil Amashi-ness.
And just for the info, a few seconds later, a child was born to forever be known as "The Guinea Pig Man.", upholder of justice throughout Midgar, until someone stepped on his tail and he had a little 'Guinea Pig Heart Attack' and died squealing like an infant.
A/N: Hope you enjoyed! By the way, my friend, Hikaru the Black Kitsune, helped me with the last paragraph. CYBER SA-KA-TAS FOR HIKARU!!
A/N: The names in this story aren't the actual names of my friends; I replaced them with random names.