Something Old and Something New

by Senorita Sassybuns

My attempt at a 100 drabbles each 150 words, but eventually merging into once-shots. Chapters about everything from post DH to back when Harry was a wee tike. Rated T for safeety, but will most likely by more toward the K area

11. King of Dance, Queen of Everything Else

It was the evening before Ron was to get married, so, naturally, he was having a bachelor's party. Although not all the members of the party were bachelors (including himself), it didn't stop them from having good fun.

Having a good time for Ron meant he was getting his freak on! As music blared throughout his flat, Ron was up on the coffee table, showing everyone how it's done. He bobbed and swayed and air grinded his way to being the life of the party.

The party was nothing short of lively. Although the men were mostly drunk, no one had vomited on the furniture (which Hermione would kill him for). As long as Ron was in control, no one could ruin the night.

Until Hermione walked in.

She took one look around and brought the party to a halt. Apparently, Hermione had antiques and Ron was dancing on one.