Bwahahaha! FINALLY! A chappie!
Midnight: It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!
Your getting into this evil genius thing way to much! (Don't ask)
Midnight: I know.
Well anyways. REVIEW TIME!
Heiduska: lol! Yeah that song reminds me of Shrek 2 too! LOL! I can imagine it too and yes she ain't that bad in that "lovely" mood. Course it's none stop most of the time.
Midnight: Notice "MOST" of the time.
Oh shut up. Don't say stuff like that.
Midnight: XP
Oh boy.
Ilovecooper: Thank you! Hey make-up ain't that bad! (It CAN make you look like a clown, goth, 80's person ect.!) lol!
Caty Cooper: lol. Ok I'll keep that in mind!
UserShadow7989: I'm glad I made you laugh!
RatchetSly: you never heard the whole song GASP A LOT!
Midnight: Don't take it as an offense, she loves the song.
Be quiet Midnight. You might want to go to the IGN boards. There are rumors about Sly 4 there! YAY FAVES LIST! I read it once but I hardly ever read anything anymore (cept Cirgue Du Freak WOOT!)
The Dragon Warrior: Thank you! Glad you thought it was funny! And weird! OMG!
STOP
AND READ THIS PART EVERYONE!
Just want to say thank
you too The Dragon Warrior for helping me out with the last chapter!
He told me the dancing scene line to line so THANK YOU THE DRAGON
WARRIOR! Here's a big cookie!
Midnight: With raisins! Mwahahahaha!
Um ok. And extra chocolate too! THANK YOU AGAIN!
OK NOW IF YOU ARE A PERSON WHO SKIPS REVIEW ANSWERING YOU CAN STOP READING NOW! IF NOT KEEP READING!snowbunny0405: Um wha? Thanks and yeah much better song in my opinion!
Kitty Terula: LOL! Well yes I did! I'm getting the intention that people don't think I update often.
Midnight: Nooooooo! Really?
Your getting REAL annoying Midnight! Yeeeaah. I sorta noticed that whole "your story was like mine" thing but I decided not to point that out. Yeah she don't know notin yet. But will soon!
Purple Carnation: Oh ok then! I get it! LOL! Yeah! Meowzi is sort a tomboish! I wear skirts and cover-up myself! I did have a good thanksgiving and I hope you did too! You really think I should submit a story? Well don't they have to be finished? O-well. Thanks for the review!
SlyCooper22: Glad you think it's funny! Here is the update!
living on: Thank you! I feel so happy now!
Midnight: Love is such a big word are you sure she didn't mean she HATED it?
THAT'S IT! ;throws Midnight out; FINALLY! Well thanks for the review! Oh and don't worry! I just had major Writer's block. I'd never leave the story to die!
Dianna Cooper: Your right they don't! LOL! You kidding? I know the song by heart! LOL! Don't worry if you'll look above at "living on"'s review reply you can see I take no crud from him! LOL!
Karxon: Ok ok! And thanks!
HERE IT IS THE NEXT CHAPTER!
Midnight: NOT WOOT!
THAT'S IT! ;gets hammer; DIE MIDNIGHT!
Midnight: EEP! ;runs away;
Disclaimer: --; We don't own Sly Cooper……so yeah.
Everything gets better…………or worse.
Meowzi and Sly had made it back to the safe house. ((They had gotten their normal clothes back on back at the ballroom))
Meowzi noticed Bentley setting the projector up.
"Another one? Didn't we just go through one? What's your deal with these huge plans anyways?" Meowzi said. Bentley looked up.
"A good plan makes a good heist." Bentley said simply.
"Yeah well it's like you tell us our every step!" Meowzi said, sitting down.
"Easy Meowzi, without Bentley's plans, we would have been caught by the police long ago!" Sly said with a grin, sitting next to Meowzi.
Meowzi rolled her eyes and sighed.
"Alright guys, we're ready for the next phase. My plan to get at the Clockwerk wings requires the use of the electronic winch above the ballroom. To get control over the device, I'll need to hack the computers in Rajan's boardroom. Plus we'll need an extra strong saw blade to cut the wings off the statue. To make a saw blade that durable, I'll need Sly and Meowzi to steal gems off the headdresses on Rajan's prized elephants."
"Stealing from elephants, sounds interesting." Meowzi said sarcastically. Bentley ignored her.
"And finally, I'll take to the field with my remote control helicopter and nullify the palace's surface-to-air defenses. That should clear things up for the heist."
"Congratulations, Bentley that didn't make me fall asleep!" Meowzi said.
Sly faked a cough. "Come on, Meowzi, let's get to that boardroom!" Sly said.
Meowzi shrugged one shoulder and walked out of the safehouse with Sly.
"Is there something wrong, Meowzi?" Sly asked.
"What do you mean?" Meowzi said.
"Well you've act like this since you joined us, I would have thought you would have gotten use to the idea of me teaching you how to be a thief, but it's seem to have gotten worse." Sly said. He actually looked worried.
Meowzi looked away. "Why would I get use to the idea? My mom sent me with you only because she thinks I'm weak and she thinks I can't become a thief on my own!" Meowzi said.
"Your mother doesn't think your weak just because she wants you to have a bit of help." Sly said.
"You don't know my mom, believe me, I know what she was thinking." Meowzi said.
"Meowzi, I-"
"Just be quiet, let's just go to this boardroom!" Meowzi said.
Sly was still a bit concerned but didn't push it. Maybe right now wasn't such a good time to talk about it.
Sly and Meowzi made their way through the palace grounds and came up to the huge ball room. There they walked up to the edge where the ball room came close to the river.
Sly looked at the side of the palace then turned to Meowzi.
"The entrance to the boardroom is over there!" he said pointing at a small water tunnel coming out of the palace.
Meowzi looked at the tunnel. "How are we going to get to that?" she said.
Sly grinned and cocked his head toward the ledge. "By sidling of course, you've done it before!" he said.
"Yeah but not when there's a huge roaring river next to me!" Meowzi said, sounding a bit distressed.
"Your not scared are you?" Sly asked.
Meowzi got mad. "No! I'm not scared!" she yelled. She looked at the ledge and took a deep breath. "Fine I'll go, it's not like a river is that much of a deal, just a bunch of water."
A bunch of fast moving, cold, water. Meowzi thought.
Sly nodded and made his way across the edge. Meowzi followed suit.
Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down. Don't look down! Meowzi thought.
"Hey Meowzi, you made it." Sly said. Meowzi opened her eyes.
"I did?" Meowzi asked. She looked down. She did make it, she was on the ledge next to the tunnel. Cept…
"Ah!" Meowzi yelled, seeing how close she was to the river. She slipped but Sly grabbed her hand and pulled her up.
"Well you almost made it." Sly said. He grinned and crawled into the tunnel. Meowzi was blushing fiercely but crawled in after him.
The two thieves came out into a little pool/bath thing and looked around.
"From my resources, I know that the guards keep their code to the laser room under a table. Looks like you'll have to look under every table to find it!" Bentley said from the bin.
"Under the tables?" Meowzi said.
"These guards can barely remember their phone numbers let alone a security code!" Sly said.
"Wow, that's amazing." Meowzi said, sarcastically.
"Well let's get to it." Sly said, looking over her sarcasm.
Sly and Meowzi got out of the tub thing (seriously what is it there for?) and snuck up to the first guard who's back was turned. Sly took him down with a sneak attack then noticed a guard nearby heard.
"Meowzi go hide, it's to crowded here." Sly said. "What no way-!" Meowzi said but noticed the guard coming. "I'll be back then." She hissed and ran to find somewhere to hide.
She noticed a small door and opened it and went in. The door seemed to open up to a hall way, which was real dark.
"Wouldn't hurt to take a look around." Meowzi thought. Meowzi carefully walked down the hallway, keeping an eye out for any guards. But the hallway was real small so she really didn't need to worry.
At the end of the hallway was another door. Meowzi put her ear up to it to hear if there was anyone on the other side. She was able to pick up a few muffled voices.
"Now Rajan, I know how you love those Clockwerk wings and so but why not just handing them to me? I can think of better things to bring you prestige" came a sort of weird voice with an accent.
"No ! you already have the clockwork brain, Arpeggio! The clockwork wings are mine!" came a ruff voice.
"Woah Clockwerk parts? That guy must be Rajan. But who the heck is Arpeggio?" Meowzi thought.
"Alright then. Just wanted to see if you were going to give them to me. I hope your ball will be good." The voice that belonged to Arpeggio said.
"It shall be supreme!" Rajan said.
"Yeah right." Meowzi thought.
"Oh by the way, you wouldn't still have that great thief's of India book would you?" Arpeggio asked.
"Yes I do. Why?" Rajan said.
"There's a certain family of thieves I'd like to learn about, in which one of them use to steal in India." Arpeggio said.
"Alright, I'll send it too you. I have no need for it anyway." Rajan said.
"Good, good." Arpeggio said.
"What are they- oh wait how long have I been
here?" Meowzi thought. She got up and looked behind her. The
hallway was still empty. "Better go back. Sly should
have taken at least half the guards out by now!"
"Bout time." Sly said, who was next to a laser gate. "What were you doing in there?"
"Playing video games! What do you think I was doing in there? I was waiting for you!" Meowzi said.
"Suuure." Sly said. He typed in a code into the gates security.
"So what game did you play?" he asked, sarcastically.
"Tetris."
"Nice."
"Yep."
((Wow ongoing joke))
When the gate opened up Sly and Meowzi went in.
"Remember not to touch the lasers." Sly said, in a teacher monotone.
"Yeah sure, like I'm really going to try and burn my tail off!" Meowzi said.
Sly and Meowzi worked their way across the room and got to the switch.
"Alright we're in!" came Bentley's voice from the bin.
Sly and Meowzi made their way back through the room and up onto the second floor.
"So what are we suppose to do again?" Meowzi asked.
"The second I'm on their servers the guards will be onto us! You guys need to work together to keep the thugs off my back !" Bentley said.
"Alright, let's so it!" Sly said.
"The Murray knows no fear!" Murray said.
"I could do with some fighting." Meowzi said.
Sly smiled at Meowzi and Bentley went over to the first computer.
"Hacking into the six barrier." Bentley said.
"And look who's on time!" Sly said referring to some guards that entered the room.
Meowzi grinned.
Murray was the first to start. He roared and rushed at the guards and knocked two too the ground. Sly came at one that Murray missed and whacked him with his cane. Meowzi whacked one that was about to hit Sly.
"Hacking fifth barrier!" Bentley said.
More guards came.
Sweet! Meowzi thought. She hit two guards with one swing while Sly and Murray took out a bout five together.
"Your getting better at fighting, Meowzi!" Sly said, while hitting a guard on the head.
Meowzi just grinned.
"Guess this ain't so bad after all". Meowzi thought.
"Fifth barrier down. Going for the fourth!" Bentley said.
More guards.
"I could do for more missions like this!" Meowzi said.
It went on like that. Until the last barrier. That's when something freaky happened.
"Almost there you guys!" Bentley said. "Last barrier!"
"Done already?" Meowzi asked, hitting a guard.
"The Murray could do this all day!" Murray said taking down two more guards.
Sly just smiled, he sort a liked it how much Meowzi was enjoying herself because for some strange reason it made him really happy to see her happy. He saw a guard approaching Meowzi and ran at him clunking him on the head. But right at that moment Meowzi trying to do a spin attack at two guards in front of her. When Meowzi turned her's and Sly's canes met and suddenly it seemed as if the two canes connected and the two were sent spinning.
"WOAH!" was all that came out of the two's mouth. The surrounding guards were sent flying as the weird tornado hit them. Even Murray jumped back to dodge it.
After only a couple of seconds all the guards were knocked out cold and Sly and Meowzi stopped spinning. The canes gave off a faint "clink" and they came unlinked.
Meowzi and Sly looked at their canes then at each other. Surprisingly, neither of them were dizzy.
" I'm unstoppable! I've got control of the winch. Thanks for the backup guys!" Bentley said, and he turned to look at them. "Uh…….guys?" he said. All he saw was a shocked Sly, Meowzi and Murray.
"That…….was……..TOTALLY AWESOME!" Murray said.
"How'd you do that?
he asked.
Meowzi and Sly just starred at each other.
"I…don't…..know." Sly said.
"What he said." Meowzi said.
More questions have arisen! How did the two canes do that? What does Arpeggio want to research on?
Midnight: How in the devil's name am I still HURTING! ;picks at bruise;
Mwahaha. Anyways, please review! Oh and wish me luck on my karate test! Which is tomorrow!
Midnight: You're a pansy you'll never do it.
MY THE VAMPIRE'S NAME I SHALL RIP YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS OUT! (Yep we've gotten weirder over the months!)
R+R! PWEASE!