To all subordinates,

Thanks to the incompetence of Starrk Coyote, Primera Espada and Barragan Luisenbarn, Segunda Espada, we have been without any water for two days. As a result, we have nothing for showers, toilets and taps. I also haven't been able to have my tea in two days.

This kind of behaviour is atrocious. The quota has only been active for two days and there has already been two mistakes. Both were caused by sheer laziness and/or arrogance. Hopefully Tier Halibel will do a better job.

Due to recent events, I am forced to release the 'indescribable horror' as punishment for their actions. He will have complete reign over what your punishment will be like, and can be as creative as he desires.

Your lord,

Aizen