"Omigodomigodomigod! NO. WAY!"
"Omigodomigodomigod! YES. WAY!"
"I WILL SHOW THESE YOUTHFUL STUDENTS THE AMAZING LOVELY YOUTHFULNESS OF THE LOTUS OF KONOHA! I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN GAI SENSE-"
"SHUT UP LEE!"-three people at once (Neji, Tenten, and Sasuke)
"Do they have chips in London?"

"Naruto, don't you DARE tell Choji where the kitchens are."

"I wasn't going to!"
'Akamaru! akamaru! Where's he got to now? He'd better not have gone potty indoors again!"
"I'm soooooooooooooooo hungry! Sasuke buy me ramen!"
"DOBE! There's no ramen in London!"
"Sasukeeeeeeeeee…"
"...don't look at me that way, don't look at me that way, don't look at me... oh fine, Naruto, let's go see if there's anything in the kitchens…"
"Yay!"
"He's got you so whipped it's not even funny…"
"Shut up, Shikamaru. Think of Temari."
Gaara blinked.
"AKAMARU! I told you 5 times you canNOT go to the bathroom indoors!
Next time no treats for a month!—HEY GUYS? IF YOU SEE ANY FUNNY-LOOKING PUDDLES OR WHATEVER—"

"Define whatever."
"DON'T SIT DOWN IN IT, OKAY?"
"I think we know, Kiba."

"GAI-SENSEI, I SHALL NOT WASTE THIS LOVELY OPPORTUNITY TO ENLIGHTEN THE YOUTHFUL MINDS OF THE YOUTHFUL VILLAGE OF HOGWARTS! I WILL WALK INTO THE SUNSET—"
Gaara stood up and maneuvered his way out of the space, he couldn't take anymore of this. His head was pounding. Kankuro and Hinata had already fled to the sanctuary of their own respective little corners. Nearby he saw Tenten talking with a group of Hogwarts girls.
"It's Tenten. Just Tenten. That's it. Like Cher."
"Who?"
Gaara rolled his eyes and was about to move on when a hand grabbed his. The sand immediately had a vise grip on the hand's wrist.
"Ow." Neji breathed.
The redhead slowly turned around, and the sand relaxed.
"Neji?"
The long-haired nin smiled through his pain.
"It was a little too loud, so I thought I'd follow you. Is that okay?"
Now Gaara's heart was pounding in time with his head. Neji? Wanted to...
Yes you idiot. Grab this opportunity!

Gaara looked at the hand on his wrist.
"Uh…sure."
On the way, they ran into Harry and Hermione. Their faces were pale. Hermione pointed a shaking finger at the other nins.
"Is it safe?"
"No." Neji replied cheerfully, and, grabbing Gaara's hand, marched off to
the other side of the Great Hall.

The next day, Lee alone sent numerous people to the hospital wing (where they were diagnosed with temporary blindness and/or mild mental trauma) by the sheer fact that he insisted on wearing skintight green robes with orange socks. He sent several more to the same place with ear problems.

Choji got detention twice for eating in class, and when his friends tried to explain that he needed to eat this much because of his jutsu, they all got detention also.

Shikamaru surprised everyone, especially his teachers, by sleeping through his classes and giving the right answers anyway.

By lunch, however, everyone was thouroughly exhausted. The nins collapsed at the the table where they all ate lunch. Except for Lee, who would not collapse over something like that.

"Rock Lee. I am never speaking to you again." Neji said weakly from where he had laid his head on his arms as a pillow.

"We still have a class to teach." Kankuro pointed out. Neji groaned. Temari elbowed Shikamaru, who had been trying to fall asleep.

"YOU are not going to fall asleep! We need your help, too!" Shikamaru grumbled and turned his head over, eliciting a poke attack from his girlfriend.

"Alright, I'm up!"

He yawned and stretched.

"What are we teaching them again?"

"The basics—we're basically taking the job Iruka had for most of us." Sasuke replied.

Shikamaru groaned. "Kids are so troublesome!"

"Some are your age." Tenten pointed out.

Sakura and Ino put their heads together and started a lesson plan.

Hinata propped her head on her hands on the windowsill. Their class started in five minutes, and she was a little nervous. She was naturally shy, and now they had asked her to teach! What if they didn't listen to her? What if she didn't teach the right things? What if—

"Hinata?"

She yelped and jumped.

"Kiba! You scared me!"

The dog boy grinned and walked over. Akamaru barked a greeting from his place on Kiba's shoulder.

"You ready for this thing?"

"No," she replied truthfully. "I-I'm a little nervous."

"Hey, don't worry about it, we'll be fine. As long as you remember what you learned in grade school. Sakura and Ino are definitely going to be successful."

Hinata smiled a little. "Yeah…"

The doors opened, and the students started to trickle in.

Finally the doors closed, and Kiba and Hinata turned to their new class.

"Hello, everyone. I'm Kiba, this is Hinata, and welcome to your first ninja class…"

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Done! WHEW! Thought I wouldn't get to write this until I got back to my country….but a rare opportunity popped up and I seized it. Hope this is satisfactory! Please review!

chibi-me: Amen!