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Jpov

Me and Bella was sitting on the couch. I was sitting on the couch playing with a toy and she was really into watching Titanic.

"Rose your such a damn idiot jumping off the boat!" she yelled watching as Rose jumped out the boat and ran to Jack and Jack ran to her also. I was pretty bored. I put my feet on the ground and walked (more like stumbled) to the front door.

"Hey Hey! Where are you going?" Bella screamed. I turned around thinking she was talking to me. She was talking to this cat we found and Emmett brought in. Its name was Fluffy. It didn't like Emmett no matter what. I walked out the entrance feeling left out.

BPOV

After the movie went off I was sobbing like crazy. If I was human a waterfall would be streaming down my checks. I wonder whats Jasper doin-

JASPER!

I looked around for my baby.

I. LOST. JASPER!

JPOV

I was stumbling around only in my diaper and a thin T-shirt.

My feet felt like they were bleeding but i looked down and they weren't.

I then saw what looked like a crazy drunk hobo running toward me.

She ran past me. Backed up. Then smiled.

MAY!

I tried to run only to fall.

She picked me up saying comforting words. Or at least she thought they were comforting. I fell asleep. When i woke up she was drinking beer and dancing like Beyonce. I mentally threw up. I cried when i saw another girl come in and look like Bella. Bella still was more beatiful then her since she was immortal. The girl like Bella grabbed some beer also and quickly got drunk.

"Theres a paarrty going onnnnn right herrez! YEOW! BLOW! HOE! SO! DANGEROUSLY IN LOOOVVVEEE!" May yelled.

"Hey!ANG!" She yelled again. OMG! THEY STARTED STRIPPING! BOY am I lucky they kept on their bra and panties. Flabby and fat!

May came over to me and blew her breath in my face.

''Does my breath stink!''

"AHHHHAAAHHH!" she blew more and more till i fainted.

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I awoke to being home in Bellas arms.

"That bitch had your scent so we followed it and she killed herself. By drinking and trying to drive at the same time.." she said.

I smiled and cuddled with her.

HAHAHA! JAZZY GOT KIDNAPPED! HAHAHA!- Emmett

"Shh up foo!" i said trying to say shut up fool.

"JAZZYOMGYOUTALKED!" Alice yelled coming down with the girls and boys.

(JAZZ OMG YOU TALKED!)

"YAY!" i said clapping.

All the girls laughed.