The Boondock Saints: A Love Story Spinoff Chapter 11, a boondock saints fanfic

It was New Year's. The gang decided to go out to McGinty's to party. The girls decided to wear skinny jeans and matching sequined silver tops and silver stiletto heels. They got ready in the vanity room.

'You girls ready to rock?' asked Isabelle as they did their hair.

'Hell yeah!' said Rebecca, 'McGinty's gonna get a dose of the Sister Saints!'

'Doc's gonna hate us for dancing on the bar,' said Emily.

'Nah,' said Rebecca, 'he doesn't care. He probably likes staring at our asses.'

'As if,' said Isabelle.

Rebecca laughed and finished her hair and started on her makeup. Emily and Isabelle finished their hair shortly after.

'This is gonna be epic!' said Isabelle, 'I love New Year's!'

'We all do,' said Emily, 'it's a perfect excuse to get drunk and be rowdy.'

'Hopefully Connor doesn't get too drunk,' smirked Rebecca, 'I got plans with him later.'

'Oh, Becca!' groaned Emily.

Rebecca laughed and finished her makeup. Emily rolled her eyes at her twin.

Isabelle and Emily finished their makeup and grabbed their coats. The gang was waiting downstairs.

'Hello, everyone!' said Emily, 'are you ready to tear Boston apart?'

'Someone's excited,' laughed Romeo as Murphy hugged Emily.

'I love New Year's,' said Emily as Murphy pressed his lips under her jaw, 'this is the one time of year where I can drink myself into a coma.'

'You and your alcohol,' laughed Connor.

'Well, let's get going!' said Rocco.

The gang arrived at McGinty's a short time later. The three girls were giddy and laughing as they walked inside where they were greeted with cheers and applause.

'HAPPY FUCKIN' NEW YEARS!' hollered James.

The girls strutted to the stage and posed. Everyone whooped and cheered.

'Well, before we start the festivities, I'd like to introduce a new member to our little Saints Society,' said Smecker.

'Oh?'

Smecker smiled and looked at the front door.

'Come on out, sweetheart.'

Everyone's jaws dropped as a tall, very pale, very beautiful girl walked through the door. She almost looked like a vampire.

'Everyone,' smiled Smecker, 'meet my daughter, Jane.'

Michael's jaw dropped at the sight of Jane. She was dressed in a Goth corset dress. Her hair was jet black and she had eyes as blue as ice. She was stunning.

'Hello everyone,' said Jane in a tinkling voice, almost like bells, 'I'm Jane Smecker. Jane Nicole Smecker.'

'She's the new addition to our assassination group,' smiled Smecker, 'trained her myself.'

'I can't wait to join in on hits,' smiled Jane, sitting next to Michael, 'Father has told me so much about all of you.'

Michael's cheeks went pink as Jane smirked at him.

'Beer, please,' said Jane.

Doc handed Jane a beer. The other three girls climbed onto their husband's laps, smirking deviously.

'Well, I think it's time to get the party started,' smiled Smecker, 'let's do this.'

Michael didn't drink, but he had fun filming the shenanigans. Connor and Emily decided to have a belching contest.

'Yer goin' down, Blondie,' said Connor with a cocky smirk.

'Just you wait, Rope Boy,' smirked Emily.

Everyone watched as the two Older Twins belched it out. Michael laughed as he filmed it.

Connor let out a long, loud belch. Everyone in the bar laughed.

Emily smirked and let out the longest, loudest belch anyone has ever heard. The whole bar went silent.

'What?' said Emily.

Everyone in the bar broke into laughter and applause.

'Ye win this round, Blondie,' said Connor, handing her twenty bucks, 'ye got lucky.'

'Rope Boy's Luck O' The Irish isn't working tonight is it?' said Emily, 'but it's okay.'

Emily patted Connor on the shoulder and hopped up on the bar. Joey was in attendance so he cued the music. Even Jane got up and danced. Doc had installed microphones so Connor and Murphy got up and sang along to the music.

'Let's rock.'

Climb into the ring for a battle that you can't win

Swing as hard as you can swing, it will still mean

nothing

Should've seen it comin' it had to happen sometime

But you went and brought a knife to an all out gun

fight

And the only thing to save is the banner that you wave to be wrapped around your grave

You've gone too far, who do you think you are?

Is this what you came for? Well this means war!

Say anything you want, but talk will get you nowhere

The only thing you brought is psychological warfare

Well there's no getting out & now you got to wonder

Who will dig you out when you're six feet under?

And the only thing to save is the banner that you wave to be wrapped around your grave

You've gone too far, who do you think you are?

Is this what you came for? Well this means war!

And the only thing to save is the banner that you wave to be wrapped around your grave

You've gone too far, who do you think you are?

Is this what you came for? Well this means war!

Well this means war!

Everyone applauded. Doc handed the girls more beer. The brothers grabbed two more beers and joined the girls on the bar. Emily giggled as Murphy playfully bit her neck.

'Ow!' said Emily.

'Sorry, Emykins,' said Murphy, kissing his wife's neck.

'Get ready to dance!' said Joey, 'let's do this shit!'

I feel uptight on a Saturday night, Nine o'clock, the radio's the only light

I hear my song and it pulls me through

Comes on strong, tells me what I got to do

I got to

Get up! Everybody's gonna move their feet

Get down! Everybody's gonna leave their seat

You gotta lose your mind in Detroit Rock City

Get up! Everybody's gonna move their feet

Get down! Everybody's gonna leave their seat

Getting late, I just can't wait, Ten o'clock and I know I gotta hit the road

First I drink, then I smoke

Start up the car, and I try to make the midnight show

Get up! Everybody's gonna move their feet

Get down! Everybody's gonna leave their seat

Movin' fast, doin' 95, hit top speed but I'm still movin' much too slow

I feel so good, I'm so alive, I hear my song playin' on the radio

It goes

Get up! Everybody's gonna move their feet

Get down! Everybody's gonna leave their seat

Twelve o'clock, I gotta rock, there's a truck ahead, lights starin' at my eyes

Oh my God, no time to turn

I got to laugh 'cause I know I'm gonna die

Why?

Get up! Everybody's gonna move their feet

Get up! Everybody's gonna leave their seat

The end of the song ended with a bang. The girls chugged their beers as everyone cheered them on. Michael was still mesmerized by Jane.

'Look at the way Michael's looking at Jane,' whispered Isabelle.

'I think he's in love,' giggled Emily.

'More hypnotized than in love, I think,' chuckled Rebecca.

'What are ye gosspin' 'bout?' asked Murphy.

'Look at how Michael is looking at Jane,' whispered Isabelle.

Connor and Murphy looked. They chuckled.

'He's in love,' said Murphy, 'has tha exact same dreamy look when I first laid eyes on me Emykins.'

'It's nice to see him smile,' said Rebecca, 'he's been through a lot, God bless him.'

'We'll see how it goes,' said Emily, 'now, come on. LET'S DANCE!'

Desert loving in your eyes all the way, if I listened to your lies would you say

I'm a man without conviction

I'm a man who doesn't know how to sell a contradiction

You come and go

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon

You come and go

Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream

Red gold and green

Didn't hear your wicked words every day and you used to be so sweet I heard you say

That my love was an addiction

When we cling our love is strong

When you go, you're gone forever

You string along

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon

You come and go

Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream

Red gold and green

Every day is like a survival

You're my lover not my rival

Every day is like a survival

You're my lover not my rival

I'm a man without conviction

I'm a man who doesn't know how to sell a contradiction

You come and go

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon

You come and go

Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream

Red gold and green

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon

You come and go

Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream

Red gold and green

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon

You come and go

Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream

Red gold and green

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon

You come and go

Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream

Red gold and green

The girls chugged their beers back and cheered. Doc handed them more beers, smiling.

'I'm buzzed already,' said Emily, burping.

'I can' believe ye out-belched Connor,' said Murphy, 'he's a champion.'

'Emily's the Queen of Burps,' laughed Isabelle, 'she can out-belch all of the boys in our family.'

'No kiddin',' laughed Murphy.

'It's true,' said Emily, 'I'm a guy in a girl's body.'

'A very sexy body,' purred Murphy.

Emily giggled as Murphy kissed her neck. He grinded on her slightly, purring with each kiss.

'Alright!' said Emily, 'save it for later!'

Murphy smirked. It was time to dance and sing again.

Oh, yeah

Oh!

Just shoot for the stars if it feels right and aim for my heart

If you feel like and take me away and make it OK

I swear I'll behave

You wanted control so we waited

I put on a show now I make it

You say I'm a kid, my ego is big, I don't give a shit

And it goes like this

Take me by the tongue and I'll know you

Kiss me 'til you're drunk and I'll show you all the moves like Jagger

I've got the moves like Jagger

I've got the moooooooooooooooves like Jagger

I don't need to try to control you look into my eyes and I'll own you with them moves like Jagger

I've got the moves like Jagger

I've got the moooooooooooooooves like Jagger

Maybe it's hard when you feel like you're broken and scarred

Nothing feels right but when you're with me I'll make you believe that I've got the key

Oh! So get in the car we can ride it wherever you want, get inside it

And you want to steer but I'm shifting gears I'll take it from here

Oh! Yeah! Yeah!

And it goes like this

Take me by the tongue and I'll know you

Kiss me 'til you're drunk and I'll show you all the moves like Jagger

I've got the moves like Jagger

I've got the moooooooooooooooves like Jagger

I don't need to try to control you look into my eyes and I'll own you with them moves like Jagger

I've got the moves like Jagger

I've got the moooooooooooooooves like Jagger

You wanna know how to make me smile, take control, own me just for the night

And if I share my secret you're gonna have to keep it, nobody else can see this

So watch and learn, I won't show you twice, head to toe, oooh baby rub me right

But if I share my secret, you're gonna have to keep it, nobody else can see this

Ay! Ay! Ay! Aaay!

And it goes like this

Take me by the tongue and I'll know you

Kiss me 'til you're drunk and I'll show you all the moves like Jagger

I've got the moves like Jagger

I've got the moooooooooooooooves like Jagger

I don't need to try to control you look into my eyes and I'll own you with them moves like Jagger

I've got the moves like Jagger

I've got the moooooooooooooooves like Jagger

Everyone whooped and cheered. The girls each grabbed a bottle of whiskey and chugged it as Joey cued the next song.

You show us everything you've got, you keep on dancin' and the room gets hot

You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

You say you wanna go for a spin, the party's just begun, we'll let you in

You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'

I wanna Rock 'N' Roll all nite and party every day

You keep on saying you'll be mine for a while, you're lookin' fancy and I like your style

You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

You say you wanna go for a spin, the party's just begun, so let me in

You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'

I wanna Rock 'N' Roll all nite and party every day

You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'

I wanna Rock 'N' Roll all nite and party every day

Everyone cheered as the girls poured whiskey on their husbands. They were hammered now. The boys laughed and chugged their beer.

'Alright, I hope you're ready to Wiggle!' said Joey, 'let's do this!'

Yeah, yeah

When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly, I pimp to the beat, walking on the street in my new lafreak, yeah

This is how I roll, animal print, pants outta control,

It's Redfoo with the big afro and like Bruce Lee yeah I got the glow

Girl look at that body

I work out!

Girl look at that body

I work out!

When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (okay) everybody stops and they staring at me

I got a passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm sexy and I know it

Yeah

When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight them off and when I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks (what)

This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go

We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous no shoes, no shirt, and I still get serviced (watch)

Girl look at that body

I work out!

Girl look at that body

I work out!

When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (okay) everybody stops and they staring at me

I got a passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm sexy and I know it

Check it out

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah, yeah

Do the wiggle man

I do the wiggle man

Yeah

I'm sexy and I know it

Girl look at that body

I work out!

Girl look at that body

I work out!

I'm sexy and I know it

The night rolled on. Michael filmed the party. Joey cued the second-last song before Midnight.

PARTY ROCK YEAH! WOO!

LET'S GO!

Party rock is in the house tonight, everybody just have a good time

And we gonna make you lose your mind, everybody just have a good time

Party rock is in the house tonight, everybody just have a good time

And we gonna make you lose your mind, we just wanna see ya...shake that!

In the club party rock, lookin' for your girl, she on my jock (huh)

Non stop when we in the spot booty move weight like she owns the block

Where I drank I gots to know, tight jeans, tattoos 'cause I'm rock and roll

Half black half white, domino, gain the money Oprah Doe!

Yo! I'm running through these hoes like Drano, I got that devilish flow rock and roll no halo

We party rock yea! that's the crew that I'm repping, on a rise to the top no lead in our zeppelin

Hey!

Party rock is in the house tonight, everybody just have a good time

And we gonna make you lose your mind, everybody just have a good time

LET'S GO!

Party rock is in the house tonight, everybody just have a good time

And we gonna make you lose your mind, we just wanna see ya...shake that!

Every day I'm shuffling

Shuffling, shuffling

Step up fast and be the first girl to make me throw this cash, we get money don't be mad now stop! Hatin' is bad!

One more shot for us (another round) please fill up my cup (don't mess around)

We just wanna see you shake it now, now you home with me

YOU'RE NAKED NOW!

Get up get down put your hands up to the sound

Put your hands up to the sound, put your hands up to the sound

Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Put your hands up to the sound, to the sound

Put your hands up! Put your hands up! Put your hands up! Put your hands up!

Party rock is in the house tonight (put your hands up!), everybody just have a good time (put your hands up!)

And we gonna make you lose your mind (put your hands up!) everybody just have a good-good-good time

Oh! Oh! (Put your hands up!)

Oh! Oh! Time to fill it now!

Oh! Oh! (Put your hands up!)

Shake that!

Every day I'm shuf-f-f-ling

Put your, put your

Put your, put your (Yeah! Yeah)

Put your, put your (WOO!)

Put your, put your

Put your hands up! Your hands up!

Put your hands up!

'Alright, it's time for the countdown!'

'TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE…! HAPPY NEW YEAR!'

Connor pressed his lips to Rebecca's, Murphy presses his to Emily's, and Rocco's pressed his to Isabelle's. It was time for the final song.

'LET'S RIDE!'

An old cowboy went riding out one dark & windy day, upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way

When all at once a mighty herd of red-eyed cows he saw a-plowing through the ragged sky and up the cloudy draw

Their brands were still on fire & their hooves were made of steel, their horns were black & shiny & their hot breath he could feel

A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky for he saw the Riders coming hard

And he heard their mournful cry

Yippie-yi-yaaaaay, yippie-yi-ohhhhh

Ghost Riders In The Sky

Yippie-yi-yaaaaay, yippie-yi-ohhhhh

Ghost Riders In The Sky

Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred, their shirts all soaked with sweat

He's riding hard to catch that herd, but he ain't caught 'em yet

'Cause they've got to ride forever on that range up in the sky

On horses snorting fire as they ride on hear their cry

As the riders loped on by him, he heard one call his name

If you want to save your soul from Hell a-riding on our range then cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride

Trying to catch the Devil's herd, across these endless skies

Yippie-yi-yaaaaay, yippie-yi-ohhhhh

Ghost Riders In The Sky

Yippie-yi-yaaaaay, yippie-yi-ohhhhh

Ghost Riders In The Sky

Yippie-yi-yaaaaay, yippie-yi-ohhhhh

Ghost Riders In The Sky

Yippie-yi-yaaaaay, yippie-yi-ohhhhh

Ghost Riders In The Sky

Yippie-yi-yaaaaay, yippie-yi-ohhhhh

Ghost Riders In The Sky