WOOT! 3 day weekend baby! I am still feeling like crap, but just the thought of no school makes me happy. High school is such a drag sometimes. Speaking of drags…well you'll just have to figure it out yourself XD!

Disclaimer: No OHSHC in not mine

Bold: Hikaru POV

Italics/bold: Kaoru POV

Chapter Eleven: Life's a Drag…

Life dreams and aspirations…I couldn't say I have any. Erotic dreams maybe, but not life dreams. Most of those being inner fantasies about someone who looks exactly like myself. If someone on the street asks me "Kaoru, what do you see yourself doing in the next five years?" My response to their question would undoubtedly be "Screwing Hikaru." I honestly cannot picture myself doing anything else. I mean I'm rich so what's the point of a job? I have Hikaru, so there's really no motivation to go out and find an "acceptable mate". And servants were born to wipe my ass and clean my room. So screwing Hikaru is really the only suitable answer to a question such as that.

Now if the question was turned around and I asked someone else what their life dreams and aspirations were they would respond with something along the lines of "Get a job, start a family, plan an early retirement, and live until I die." What fun is there in that? Following the same boring path for ninety sum-odd years; oh yeah that's really the icing on top of my aspirations cake. "Hey, Hikaru do you want to plan our whole lives out right now?" That is one question I will never ask him. Although, I do like to do things out, we're both kind of "in the moment" people.

Starring blankly at the TV screen, I space out into the void of my inner thoughts. I wonder what Hikaru is doing? Getting up off my ass, I walk to the bottom of our winding staircase. Placing a hand on my hip, I look up to the top of the stairs. Eye balls nearly falling out of my head, what looks to be something from one of my fantasies comes waltzing down the steps. Is that really my twin brother?

Hikaru is dressed like a fairytale princess from one of the storybooks we had read growing up as young children. A long and flowing red wig rests upon his head while a crystal rose necklace shimmers where his bust should be. His face painted ever so delicately in cover-up, shadow, blush, liner, and gloss looks like the finest china doll. Wrapped up in a slinky pink kimono and glitzy high heels, my twin places a hand on my shoulder. Batting his…rather her eyelashes I feel a sultry kiss against my cheek. Is this really happening?

"Hikaru…?" I stutter as he combs his hands through my hair.

"Shh…tonight it's Hikari, alright?" Hikaru giggles as his arms wrap around my neck.

"Hikaru…I mean Hikari, what transpired to make you dress like this?" I question as she gently fingers my collar bone.

"I just thought that maybe you'd like to mix things up a little bit." Hikari smiles pressing "her" lips to mine softly.

"This is kinky." I laugh as a frown emerges on her lips.

"I thought you liked kinky!" Hikari pouts stomping her foot frustrated.

"I do." I grin picking my twin up bridal style. "But there's a problem."

"What!" Hikari growls golden orbs seemingly catching fire. "Is it the outfit?!"

"Partly." I admit as she reaches for the wig so neatly placed upon her head.

"Then I'll take it off." Hikari shouts grabbing a hold of a blazing lock of hair."

"Whoa!" I cry stopping her from ruining the master piece. "It's not that the outfit is bad! I like your get up."

"Then what is it!" Hikari demands as I begin walking up to our bedroom door.

"It's just that I don't want to mess up all your hard work." I chuckle as her mouth falls wide open. "You look almost to sexy to screw."

"KAORU HITACHIIN!" Hikari yells as she scrambles out of my arms. "I spent two hours of my time making myself look this way so that you WOULD do me!"

"But…" I stutter as she pushes me against the door gruffly.

"Don't make me take you." Hikari sneers grinding into me hard.

"Hikaru…" I moan as he bites my lip.

"It's Hikari tonight." Hikari reminds me kissing me hard. "Now open the door."

Like an obedient puppy I obey my older "sister". Shoving me into the room, Hikari lies me down on the bed before straddling my hips. Biting my lower lip I pray to the lord that I didn't piss her off too much. If I did, I won't be able to sit on my ass for a week.

So now do you get the name of my chapter? Personally I think Hikaru would make a smexy drag queen XD. I got the idea for this chapter after listening to the song Turn Off The Lights By Hollywood Undead. It's a pretty sexual song, but it's AMAZING!! Jeffree Star, who's a drag queen, sings in the song and it's frickin' awesome lolz. I HEART JEFFREE! Anyways if I get FIVE reviews I'll update. Thanks!!