This is me saying sorry by posting two chapters! Thanks and Sorry!
P.S spoiler alert: This is around episode 60 I think. It's somewhere between episodes 60 and 80 but It's a spoiler on Kakuzu and Hidan's fight against Shikamaru, Ino, Choji, and Kakashi and Yamato. But replace Ino with Sakura, and Shikamaru with Tsunade and Choji with... uh air I don't have a replacement :/ the other three were actually there
The kunai hit it's mark but Iruka had not been prepared for what happened next.
The scathe thing came flying at him and he just barely missed it, the large weapon just barely grazing his skin. The kunai hit right between the eyes of his opponent and he stared in horror as the demon let it sit in that spot and continued to fight him.
However, it had distracted him enough and Sakura sent a devastating kick to his neck and Iruka could've swore he heard the sickening snap of bone. But the demon continued to stand.
Wait! I could cut his head off, yeah! But I need that kunai first..."
A new plan formed as he ran and got close enough that he was actually able to dislodge the now twice as bloody knife fallowed by a string of curses from the demon.
He really couldn't believe that he actually got it out and the other two distracted him while he ran and attempted to cut his head off.
The demon didn't seem to notice his plan and Iruka thought this was the perfect chance. Naruto taunted him from the side while Sakura aimed punches left and right. Iruka jumped, ready for the attack but was harshly thrown off course as he hit the ground with a thud.
He stood quickly and rolled over like a dog as the scathe came swinging down. If he hadn't seen that last move he would've gotten his head cut off guillotine style. His body lurched forward with the momentum he had gained and soon he was directly behind the demon.
He didn't have enough time to turn as Iruka stabbed at his neck. A sharp, hissing sound rung out and Iruka felt something not warm, but horribly cold spray across his face. Staring at what he had done, he dropped the kunai and wiped the substance off his face.
Iruka felt sick and he took a step back as the body, along with the head itself, hit the floor with a thud.
"You bastard! Ugh!" Iruka's face became completely drained of blood as he watched the head of a demon continue to talk.
It's not possible, once a demon or guardian is dead, they're dead!
He watched in shock as the head continued to rant out screams of hatred and Iruka nearly threw up, or fainted. Perhaps even both if he continued to stare.
"Can't you go for two seconds without getting something cut off? You were only supposed to retrieve the key!"
Iruka was suddenly scared shitless when a figure came up out of no where and walked up to the decapitated demon.
He figured that this was more than likely 'Kakuzu' the demon had mentioned earlier before the battle.
Now, Iruka watched with more horror then any person should experience in any day as this Kakuzu character began to sew the demons head back on. He picked up the silver box and Iruka's heart sank. He picked up the kunai once more, ready to fight.
"No!" tearing his thought away from the gruesome sight he just watched, he rushed forward, kunai in hand, and leapt into the air. Sakura saw this and moved forward to help, Naruto jumped in also and all three were heading for the same pinpoint: the human who had the box.
Iruka aimed for the heart but was pushed by what seemed like thousands of little threads and he fell flat onto his back.
The other two were knocked over as well and he stood in a fighting position.
"You have no idea what your going up against human, so just stop." Iruka looked at the person in front of him and just now noticed he was wearing a slightly ripped black coat... with red clouds on them...
Iruka's eyes narrowed, "I don't care who I'm fighting! I just want Kakashi released."
Iruka could see a smirk beneath the mask of his opponent and a shiver went down his spine, "fighting for love then? That won't get you very far."
Iruka rushed him but was quickly thrown back by a hand that was detached from the owners body and Iruka decided to just ignore it and go along with it since everything just became more crazy by the minute. He pulled out his cell and threw it to Sakura who caught it with ease.
"Call some backup! I don't care who, anybody will be helpful!"
Sakura nodded and dove to avoid a detached flying hand that was aimed for the cell.
"Get here now!" was all Iruka heard as he ran in circles to avoid the onslaught of stitches.
Twenty minutes of endless hit and miss, two other characters finally decided to join in. This time it was the real Tsunade who had been left Kami knows where and Yamato who was said to have been off on some top secret mission.
"Wood release: Four pillar prison!" immediately four pillars of wood engulfed the two and Iruka looked over at his savior.
"took you guys long enough!"
"I figured I should've called Tsunade beforehand because Sakura said she wasn't here," Yamato scratched the back of his head, Iruka considered this somewhat comical given the situation they were in.
Just as peace seemed to be setting in, the two broke out of the wooden cage and began attacking at full swing. Yamato made use of his wood techniques he gains from his guardian and Tsunade joined in and just about punched everything to dust. Regardless if it was her target to begin with.
The duo eventually seemed to have had enough and they skillfully dodged the next few attacks and stood in front of the key everyone was so desperately fighting for, "Hidan! Pick up the key and let's go. This is growing tiresome."
Iruka saw the demon, now known as Hidan, reach for the key and he dived for it at the last moment. Upon contact the shock probably illuminated his whole body as he continued to slide forward and into the wall. He could feel he skin burning but no matter how much it hurt he wouldn't let go.
The rest in the room watched and the demon-human duo rushed forward for the key. Iruka was about ready to pass out from the pain but held onto his last pieces of consciences as the two came closer.
The human known as Kakuzu came closer with the box until...
Iruka used the last of his strength and reached up, key in hand, and shoving the key into the box, he turned and heard a tiny click.
A silent second went by. Time seemingly frozen.
Then, something white and overbearingly bright filled his vision. He then saw something else, no someone else, in front of image was blurry and he couldn't tell just who or what it was. He watched the two get blown back and through the last of the remaining walls of the warehouse.
He saw something flash out of the corners of his eyes. Everything became more blurry by the second and then...
Everything went black.
...
Iruka's head was pounding loudly.
He felt a heaviness in his over-exhausted limbs and his tongue felt thick. His whole entire body ached from over usage, but despite the pain he remembered the night before and he shot bolt upright.
Completely ignoring his swollen body he nearly cried out when there was no sigh of life in his room. Even the kunai was gone. Everything was completely as it was before. Well, minus the decorations. If it hadn't been for the cherry wood door he would have thought this all a dream.
He got up and got dressed, slightly pondering how he got into his pajamas in the first place.
He walked into the living room and his heart stopped.
There, sitting on his couch was...
"Good morning Iru-chan! I heard that you missed me."
Eh mostly fighting but that's what makes it fun right? OH yeah, DISCLAIMER TIME!
ZOMG NOTHING U RETURDSES! Lol JK!
HAHA Kakashi's is BACK BABY!