A.N.:This chappie is to honor Pervy Sage or Jiraiya, I knew that he died from the wiki but I didn't do anymore research on it until I saw a video about it and I felt so sad :(( But don't worry, in this chapter, Jiraiya is still alive. This is a super weird chapter but do read it and tell me what you think, thank you! :DDD xoxo
The man jumped from roof to roof, his long white hair flew in the wind. In his back pocket carries a notepad and a pen. Jiraiya's face was glowing with glee. The streets were empty with the exception on a few villagers strolling here and there. The silvery moonlight shone on Jiraiya's happy face as he landed on a roof. Or more specifically, the roof of Kakashi's apartment.
On this dark night, Jiraiya planned to spy on Kakashi and Hanare to spark some ideas for his new novel. Maybe he'll even get a glimpse of Hanare in the shower. Just the mere thought of it had Jiraiya grinning widely. Slowly he slided down the roof till he reached a window. Jiraiya's skills in peeking on women bathing had finally paid off after all these years as he looked inside the room. Hanare was sitting on the couch, watching television, and Kakashi was in the kitchen, with his back facing him. Jiraiya hadn't seen the Copy Ninja in casual clothing before so his eyes were on the man for a few moments.
"I gotta admit, he looks good in casual." Jiraiya thought idly.
Jiraiya reached for his notepad, when he turned around, Kakashi was sitting with Hanare, his arm casually slung around her shoulder.
"Ooohhh that looks cute." Jiraiya thought as he scribbled the idea down. Kakashi cocked his head towards Hanare and Jiraiya could sense that they were talking. He pressed his ears against the wall, hoping to catch a little snippet of their conversation, but sadly, failed. He focused on their facial expressions to cook up an imaginary conversation in his head. Jiraiya could only see Kakashi's eyes for his face was blocked by Hanare's head. Hanare lifted a hand up as if to suggest something before Kakashi went in and flicked her forehead. Kakashi continued to watch television as Hanare rubbed her forehead and slapped his chest. Between their little interactions Jiraiya caught a glismpe of Kakashi's jaw.
It wasn't covered.
It was bare.
"Kakashi lets her see his face?" Jiraiya thought disbelievingly.
"First teasing, then Kakashi showing her his face, this is getting interesting…"
Jiraiya grinned happily before listing down what he had seen. Ideas had begun to fly into his head already and Jiraiya flipped the pages one by one, his hands moving quicker and quicker on the notepad.
After he had finished, Jiraiya saw Kakashi and Hanare walking into a room, Kakashi was reading an Icha Icha book.. Jiraiya frowned in disappointment as he was unable to see what was under the mask. He slided over to the window to the room, but all he saw was blue curtains.
Dissapointed, he went back to the spot before and continued to scribble down more ideas. One part of his brain was circling around what were they doing inside.
A room… A room has a desk, a lamp, a cupboard, a bed and- a bed?
A BED?
"Kakashi and Hanare are…doing it?" Jiraiya thought as his eyes widen, his mind was starting to conjour pictures already. His pen began writing down ideas as his mind took him further into the scenes.
His train of thoughts were broken as he saw Hanare leaving the room with Kakashi trailing behind, his face buried in his book.
"Well that was fast… Maybe it was just a quick one." Jiraiya's nose began to bleed as more intimidate and realistic scenes went off in his mind.
"This is going to be the best novel I have written yet!" Jiraiya hastily wiped his bleeding nose and continued to jot down in his notepad, His eyes never once leaving the couple.
He looked down to ensure he hadn't been scribbling absolute gibberish when he saw his pen was out of ink.
"Huh… Luckily I brought another one."
He reached for his back pocket and fished out a new pen. He turned his attention back to the couple, and his jaw hit his feet.
On the couch, Hanare was sitting on Kakashi's waist as they liplocked. Kakashi's arms were wrapped around her waist as Hanare circled her arms around Kakashi's neck, blocking Jiraiya's view from seeing Kakashi's face.
His nose began spurting blood again as Kakashi's hands began trailing down to her thighs.
He wrote frantically on his notepad, unable to contain his giddiness on what he had seen, His brain was bursting with inspirations and ideas, 90% of it, of course, contains scenes that should be rated 18+.
Kakashi and Hanare broke the kiss and she sat on his lap. Kakashi wrapped his arms around her waist and pressed his chin on her shoulder as they both concentrated on the television.
Jiraiya's nose was red from all the wiping. He saw Hanare getting up for his lap and sitting on the couch. Kakashi took out his book again and stuck his nose in it before getting up and retreating to his bedroom. After a few minutes, Hanare turned off the television and got up to switch off the lights. The living room was suddenly filled with darkness as Hanare went inside the room too.
Jiraiya thought of the possible things they could be doing in the room and his lips spread into a perverted grin. He just couldn't miss this.
Slowly he made his way to the front door and twisted the door knob.
Locked.
Jiraiya pursed his lips and a thought flew into his mind.
He fished his pockets and found a small pin, he inserted it into the keyhole and jerked it around a little.
*Click"
Bingo.
Jiraiya smiled and slowly push the door open.
Suddenly he felt a tug on his shirt as he got pulled into the darkness. He felt face flat on the floor, and he heard a woman's voice.
"You little bitch."
It was Hanare.
A.N. OHOHOHOHO Not really a cliffhanger XD I tried to make it suspense and stuff but I' m not sure if it worked so well…XD Inspiration finally came! *Dances to Bollywood songs* WOOOHHOOOOO XDXD I hope you liked this chapter, a big thank you to all of you for reading and we shall meet again in the next chapter :DD