Hello, boys and girls! FFXIII-2 demo came out and I'm going to try it! But I'm gonna stick too reviewing for you. But before continuing, I would like to thank a few selected individual:

0erbaDiaVanille (For being the first person who reviewed this and the reason the Advent Children chapter was hosted by Vanille for a time)

Light27 (For making me feel not at all alien for liking Final Fantasy XIII and The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. For Haruhiism!)

Paul (For a man with any other name is still a man, or in this case goes by the name Paul and calling out BS on look-a-likes)

HBHound (For enjoying video games as much as me and reviewing twice at video games chapters no less. Clearly, you also love Mass Effect)

CrescendoMan (For informing me about the retcon magic-thingy and telling it as it is. Also, high-five for beginning your review with "Pretty amusing"!)

Golden Fisted Spartan (For simply having a badass name and a seal as your profile pic. Addressing your sister as well, hope you both enjoy FFXIII!)

Aeon3valefore (For reviewing twice, going XD twice and posting the reviews back-to-back. Truly, you must be stalking me)

Riku's Girlfriend-Saphira (Of course I wouldn't leave out my amazingly wonderful Beta Reader for agreeing to enjoy this work of mine. I actually made a pie. Forgot I couldn't sent it over the internet. P.S – I know you made the first back-to-back comment but Aeon3valefore had nothing else going for him/her)

Arguably, I'm missing out several people who 'favourite' this but did not review. Don't worry though, I don't hate.

Anyway, let's begin this FFXIII Review with a little summary:

Follow Leon Kennedy (a rookie cop late for his first assignment as a new member of the Raccoon City Police Department) and Claire Redfield (the younger sister of Chris Redfield that came looking for her brother, who has vanished without a trace). When the two arrive in Raccoon City, they find that the T-Virus didn't die in the mansion (RE1) — the entire town has been infected, leaving what few survivors remain living in utter chaos. Leon and Claire band together to fight their way through the monster-infested city.

How did I manage a rather decent summary? Copy and paste, courtesy of TV Tropes. Right then, let's start this FFXIII Cast Review:

Resident Evil 2

Hope: Hey, Director.

Director: Yeah.

Hope: Why are we reviewing 2 instead of 1 first?

Director: Simply because it's more exploitable.

Serah: How is it more exploitable?

Director: You'll see. Anyway…I guess most of you felt awkward playing RE2?

Snow: What the hell was up with the controls! It was just weird!

Sazh: Yeah! Together with that conserving ammo part, do I look like conserve anything?

Hope: …

Vanille: …

Sazh: No. No is the answer!

Hope: Actually, I knew about the game a few weeks back and heard about this kinda control. Generally, it's pretty much for the hardcore.

Fang: Puts us to shame when the youngest acts the oldest.

Vanille: And besides, what do expect from a game made in 1998.

Sazh: Humiliates us when the most childish acts the most mature.

Snow: So this is one of those ancient games.

Director: Yes and no. There are older games than this one.

Fang: You're talking about Resident Evil 1, right.

Director: No, even older.

Lightning: Did anyone manage to actually finish this?

-Director slowly lift his hand-

Lightning: Other than Director.

-Director slowly puts down his hand-

Lightning: This is my point, the game is too hard!

Director: But you all started, right?

-A vague nod/shrug was given by everyone-

Director: Right then, let's begin…Which of the two character did you start with?

Snow: The hero obviously, Leon.

Serah: My sis, Claire.

Sazh: I picked Leon as well. To represent.

Hope: I went with Claire.

Serah: Why?

Hope: -Mumbles-

Serah: What?

Lightning: He said something about 'being cute'.

-Obviously, Hope starts blushing-

Snow: Why don't you wear something like that, Light?

Vanille: Actually, if you manage a peek up her skirt, she's wearing the exact same thing.

Fang: Really? Can I take a look?

Lightning: No! Especially not you!

Fang: Come on, you showed me your breast before.

Lightning: I showed you my L'cie brand…what the hell, you looked at my breast!

Fang: It was there! If you had pushed it aside maybe…

Lightning: It's my breast! How was I supposed to move it aside!

Serah: Cover the nipples maybe?

Director: Right… at that, who did you choose, Vanille.

Vanille: It was kinda hard to choose. But I stuck to Claire. Sorry, Light.

Fang: I chose Leon cause he wears blue.

Lightning: It's kinda stupid to base your choice of character on a colour.

Fang: Well then miss "Favourite-colour-is-pink". Who did you choose?

Lightning: Claire.

Fang: Assumptions are fun!

Director: A lot of things are fun. Assumptions are not one of them.

Fang: Party-pooper.

Director: Moving on, some of you voiced your concern on the controls. Is there anything you might have added to make it better?

Sazh: Ammos galore.

Director: I'll introduce you to DMC3.

Snow: Make melee an option!

Director: You should try RE5.

Fang: Better looking Leon!

Director: RE4 for you.

Hope: All this hatred for a game that's already wonderful by itself if you just look beyond the graphics and the gameplay is just right for a survival-horror game.

Serah: Yeah. But really, maybe a touch up on the graphics would be nice.

Lightning: I would love to have no more comments about me.

Vanille: I want it to be easier to play.

Director: Wait. You guys didn't play the dualshock version?

Hope: There's another version?

Director: Yep. It adds a new, easier mode that has the mac-11 sub-machine gun with infinite ammo right at the start.

Sazh: Hey. Why didn't we play that?

Director: Didn't we give you that version?

Snow: I accidently broke the disc.

Director: What! That was mine! Personally mine!

Fang: How'd we get this one then?

Hope: I went to Japan.

Serah: Without us knowing? I'm impressed.

Lightning: Snow's an idiot though.

Vanille: Yeah! An idiot!

Director: My disc. -sob-

-Lightning goes off to comfort Director-

Lightning: There, there. Snow is really an idiot, we all agree.

Sazh: Why are you, of all people, comforting him?

Lightning: I threw him out the window twice, this is to make up for it.

Serah: Aww. I wanna comfort him too!

Lightning: No, he's my problem.

Sazh: Can I help too then?

Lightning: No! If I don't redeem myself no one can!

-Director throws himself out the window-

Snow: Light…you're terrible as a comforter.

Fang: I wonder if he's wearing body armour today.

Vanille: So we get to keep this disc?

Hope: I guess so. I mean it is mine, right?

Vanille: Yes! Maybe I can complete it!

Sazh: What now?

Snow: Hey, Serah.

Serah: Yeah?

Snow: Can I have pancakes tomorrow?

Serah: Sure, why not. I wonder if Noel would like some.

Snow: That punk kid waiting outside?

Fang: While we're on that, why does he have the same colour scheme as me?

Sazh: Your son?

Fang: You will die for that assumption!

Hope: Wow. Assumptions really are not fun.

Fang: Relax, I'm just kidding.

Sazh: Right…I'll be watching myself from now on. Just in case.

Vanille: So what can we do without Director?

Serah: I'll be going if no one needs me.

Snow: I'll come too.

-They disappear from the sight of the rest-

Lightning: I'll go too. Got to make sure nothing happens to Serah.

Hope: I want to follow!

Lightning: Ugh. Fine, but be quiet.

-They both disappear after Serah and Snow-

Fang: I wanna find this 'Noel' kid.

Vanille: I wanna see!

Sazh: Can I watch?

Fang: Sure, the more the merrier right.

-The trio set their paradigm and head off-

Studio Team: -Guys? Hey, guys? You all know you have several more lines left to feel this quota, right? Guys?-

-Silence-

Studio Team: -Ahh, screw this job.-

What am I to say? I hope you all like this because I had something else on my mind any didn't really do my best for this review. Eh, this just tells me I still got lots of planning to work out. So till next time, enjoy life. It really is short.