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Leather and Horns by JohnPaulGeorgeandRingo
"I forgot how nice you were, Logan."
"Define nice, Darlin'."
"You drink tea with me, don't fart in bed and wore a suit when meeting my parents."
"I might start hittin' the bottle, soilin' the sheets and wearing a dress if I have to meet your parents again."
"It wasn't that bad."
"Not that bad? Your mom lectured me on the effects of smokin' and your old man told me I was going to hell."
"He didn't mean it that way; he was just coming out to my Mama."
"There had to be another way to say I'm smokin' hot."