Marron was walking past the Brief house. She felt like taking a walk to show off her new pink silk dress. Unknown to her, a weird ,crazy ass bastard was watching her with a rifle in his hand. He was shirtless, showing off his muscles with a cigarette in his mouth.

The crazy bastard was none other than Trunks Brief.

He was sitting in a chair. He placed his cigarette on the window ceil after he took a drag of it. He blew the smoke out if his nose as he stood up. Marron stopped to pick up a dollar. His expression looked bored as he aimed the gun.

" Ah!" Marron shouted in shocked as a bullet hit behind her. She ducked for cover. Her eyes squeezed shut. After a moment, she opened them and looked where the shot came from.

Trunks, that son of a bitch, bent down, picked up his cigarette with his mouth and placed the rifle over his shoulders. He looked hot but Marron was consumed with rage.

" ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?!" She screamed at the demi sayian.

" Relax Marron I was aiming behind you." He said non caring.

" YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" She screamed.

Trunks didn't answer. He took out his cigarette and blew the smoke out into the air. " A lot of things Marron. a lot of things." He said before putting the gun in shooting position.

Marron looked at him with anger and disbelief. He had the nerve to shoot at her again?! " Trunks, I swear I will kill you if you shoot at me again." She said slowly.

" Sup guys." Goten said walking behind Marron.

BANG!

" AH!" Goten shouted as Trunks shot at him. " The hell Trunks?!"

" Testing out my new gun. I have a few more. Wanna join?" Trunks ask with his smoke dangling from his lips as he grinned and held up the other rifle.

Goten went silent. Marron thought Goten was on her side until he spoke. " No freaking way?! Hell yeah I want to join!" With that, Goten flew up to Trunks. Trunks gave him a cigarette and lit it up for him as Goten took off his shirt.

Marron sighed. " JUST DON'T SHOOT AT ME!" She said and walked away.

2 hours later

Four guys were sitting in Trunks's room with cigarette's and were shirtless. Those four guys were Trunks, Goten, Vegeta and Goku. They all had a rifle with a few cans of beer. Vegeta came because Bulma was bitching about the noise and Goku came cause he was bored.

" Yup." Trunks said.

" Yup." Goten said.

" Uh huh." Goku said.

" Hmm." Vegeta said.

They all took a drag and drank some beer. A bird landed on a car. It was just sitting there minding its on business. Like any bird would. " BIRD!" Trunks shouted before he shot it down.

" Nice." Goten said slapping Trunks's hand as he held up a high five.

Bulma walked outside and saw the dead bird. She looked shocked and ran up to it to see what caused it's death. Vegeta held his rifle up. He fired. They all ducked as Bulma screamed before shouting " WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?!".

" Awesome shot Vegeta." Goku complemented.

" Thanks Kakorrot." Vegeta thanked.

This continued for hours. Shooting at people and birds. Some times squirrels. Even rodents. Hours after drinking they began to feel slightly buzzed. They had like, 50 beers so far and they felt awesome.

Of course, someone had to aim at a car and shoot at the tires. The guys winced as car accident after car accident happened. An explosion was heard and they boys backed up slightly. Trunks closed the blinds.

" Nice one dad." Goten said sarcastically.

" Well I'm sorry king of shooting, do you think you could do better?" Goku asked annoyed.

" At least I wouldn't cause havoc." Goten said with attitude.

Goku stepped closer to him like he wanted to punch him but Trunks stepped in between them. " Guys chill. We had to many to drink-"

" Not enough cause I'm slightly buzzed." Vegeta interrupted.

" And were trying to place blame for the car accidents. Which was Goku's fault but lets not place blame." Trunks said.

The guys mumbled an apologize. Trunks sighed. His pupils shrunk. He sensed something. The guys felt it to. It was horrible. The monster was coming up the stairs. My Kami, it was horrible!

" HOLY CRAP! ITS HIDEOUS!" Trunks shouted before throwing up.

" MY EYES!" Goten shouted before he fainted.

" ITS HORRIBLE!" Goku shouted as his eyes melted.

" WOMEN, WHAT THE FUCK IS ON YOUR FACE?!" Vegeta screamed in fear.

Bulma had green stuff on her face. It was all lumpy and the color of vomit that was green. She was pissed so the green stuff looked worse. She was growling. The guys huddled in a corner while they picked up things like a lamp, speaker, tape holder and plate.

" I've been getting called around the block because of you guys. Be. Quiet." She sneered as she started to walked closer.

The guys were shaking. This was the most scariest thing they ever seen. The threw their items at her. " ITS GONNA EAT US!' Trunks and Goten shouted immaturely as the held each other..

" Kakorrot, I may not always show it but, I always considered you as a friend!" Vegeta said as if this was the end.

" I used your toilet and forgot to put the seat down!" Goku shouted.

" THAT WAS YOU?! YOU DICK! I GOT GROUNDED FOR THAT!" Trunks shouted angrily.

" I HAD TO SLEEP ON THE BLOODY COUCH!" Vegeta shouted.

"….Why?" Goku asked.

" Cause she fell in." Vegeta explained.

It was silent. " No frigging way?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S SO FREAKING FUNNY!" Trunks laughed.

" HOW THE HELL DO YOU FALL IN A TOLET?!" Goten said cracking up.

" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Three of the guys laughed. Bulma's face was bright red and Vegeta just tried to contain his laughter. The guys were turning red from the lack of air.

" SHUT UP! It was at night and I didn't look down." Bulma said pissed.

The guys stopped laughing for a second so they can picture the moment. " Ppft, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The guys laughed even louder.

Their laugh shook the whole house. Bulma sighed. " This green stuff is a facial mask." She said changing the subject.

" Why? To wash away the shame of falling in the toilet?" Goku asked as he laughed.

" THAT'S IT!" Bulma shouted.

Many things broke before the guys flew off laughing their ass's off. This was a good day for a laugh.

I thought of this while watching family guy. anyway, submit ideas so i dont run dry of humer.

REVIEW!