Songs:

Titanium- David Guetta

Lalala- Naughty Boy

Bad Romance- Lady Gaga

Spongebob Theme

Girl on fire- Alicia Keys

Enjoy~ :D

"You what!?" Starscream gasped as Ratchet told him a 'story' about healing someone.

"Yup. I had to cut his abdomen open to reach the bomb hidden inside~" Ratchet grinned. He never usually said stuff like this... But he'd take any opportunity to scare Starscream.

"I don't believe you!" Starscream spat as he crossed his arms over his chassis.

"Want me to prove it?" Ratchet raised an optic ridge.

Starscream's optics widened. "H-How?"

Ratchet's arm turned into a saw. "I'll do it on you!"

Starscream screamed and ran away. A loud coughing sound could be heard from the door. Everyone turned to see Optimus looking rather ill.

"Optimus! What's wrong!? Are you alright?" Ratchet rushed up to him.

"I'm fine Ratchet!" Optimus stated.

Ratchet growled. "No you're not! Come on! I'll take you home and give you some warm energon soup!"

Optimus began to walk out the door when Starscream ran up. "Don't do it! He'll cut you to shreds!" he stated before running off screaming.

Optimus looked to Ratchet and the medic gave a grin. "What can I say? I'm a good actor!"

*Thanks for this idea Sounddrive. I developed it a bit, hope it's okay!:) *

"W-Who...Stands...Before me...?" Optimus whispered painfully.

"What? It's me Optimus... Ya mum" Smokescreen began to laugh.

"Really!?" The director shouted.

"Sorry..." Smokescreen waved as he wiped lubricants from his optics.

"Take two!" The director waves his hand.

Megatron waves back.

"UGH!" The director growls.

"O-Oh! You...You weren't waving at me? My bad..." Megatron slumps.

"Take three!" The director states.

Smokescreen watches in disbelief. "This isn't how the story's supposed to end!" He grabs the forge and drags it to Prime before tripping and falling onto Optimus. "Oof! Haha!"

They both begin to laugh as the director stomps his foot. "I'M DONE!"

*Hope this was ok, Ninjabot01. Thanks for the idea :D*

Optimus goes to punch Megatron in the face. As he hits him, Megatron goes flying into his throne, and a strange shout can be heard. "FUS RO DAH!" Soundwave plays loudly.

Everyone begins to laugh as the director looks to him. "Soundwave!"

Soundwave looks up. "Ah Am SOOOO sorray Bro!" he says in his real voice.

Everyone looks shocked.

Soundwave looks around and nods. "Carry on..."

*This is the best I could come up with KaleStarhorn. Hope it's okay!*

"Yeah... Optimus dies in this episode!" Shockwave states.

"WHAT!?" Megatron shouted. "N-No! He can't! Director! CHANGE the script!"

The director raises a brow. "He doesn't actually die Megatron! He doesn't at all actually!"

Megatron blinks. "Pff! I knew that!"

*Hope this is okay Aliyah-7*

The dark yet vaguely humanoid shape flew at high speed towards Darkmount.

" I know that colour scheme..." Starscream squints.

It enters visual range and it's... Optimus 2.0!

"WAIT! HE CAN'T FLY! CAN HE?!" Starscream shouts in disbelief.

Megatron looks at him with a 'really?' look. "No! You dumb-aft!" He snaps.

"Megatron!" The director scolds.
"What! WHAT IS IT!?" Megatron looks around. He turns around into the charging Optimus. "Oof!"

Optimus lays his AWEWSOME beat-down on Megatron, sending him flying. Then he pulls out his scrap-maker mini-gun and kills the other vehicons.

" Alright cut!" The director demands.

"How did I do?" Optimus clicks his neck.

" Good, all of it was good. But Megatron screwed the whole thing up! Now we can't use any of it!" The director sighs.

"What?!" Optimus and Ultra Magnus say simultaneously.

"So I have to be beaten up again!?" Ultra Magnus flails.

"And I have to get that flight pattern right again!?" Optimus stomps a pede.

"Yeah... but you know who to thank..." The director scowls.

Everyone turns to Megatron with dirty looks, who is climbing out of the wreckage of his destroyed throne. "What?" He cocks his helm.

Optimus raises the mini-gun and points it at him. "You prick."

*I love it! Thanks again Prodigal The Son! :D*

"ASDA! Every little helps!" Starscream taps his aft with a grin as he showed Knockout the jingle thing he'd heard on human tv.

"That's... Quite something..." Knockout raised an optic ridge.

"You don't like it?" Starscream cocked his helm.

"No." Knockout shook his helm. "You looked ridiculous!"

Soundwave strides by. "You shoot me down! But I won't fall! I am Titaniummmmmmmm!" He sung.

"Soundwave! Shut up!" Starscream snaps.

"Lala Lalalalalala" Soundwave sung again before racing off.

"Da frag was that about?" Knockout looked shocked.

Starscream shrugs. "I told you I had an admirer..."

Knockout laughs. "I think he was making fun of you..."

Star gasps. "What!? What would make you say such a thing?"

Knockout walks up to him. "No reason~" He walks away.

Star just stands and stares. "I'm not getting paid enough..."

*Sorry this wasn't great. Hope you like it...*

Bumblebee walks onto set. He looks at the phase shifter on the floor.

"Is everyone ready?" The director asks.

Everyone nods, and the train begins to move towards him.

"Hold it! Cut! CUT!" The director demands.

"What now?" Bumblebee whirs.

"Where's Knockout!?" The director looks around.

"He said he's not doing this scene..." Optimus shouted back stage.

"Why not!?" The director looks to Prime.

"Something about getting his paintjob ruined..." Optimus smirked.

Knockout stormed on stage. "There is no WAY, I'm getting hit by ANOTHER train!" he snarled.

"You want your paycheck?" The director questioned.

"Of course!" The red car nodded.

"Then get on the train track..." The director scowled.

Knockout slumped as he walked to the train track. "Fooie..."

*Hope this is okay PrincessLeahPrime*

"I need fliers!" Megatron snarled as he threw a vehicon off the ship.

Starscream appears and catches the vehicon. "I'll save you Steve!" he lands and places the vehicon down.

Steve appears from offstage. "Uh...Starscream...I'm right here? That's Kenny..."

Starscream looks to Kenny then back to Steve. "I need a break..." He sighs walking offstage, Soundwave and Miko laughing at him.

*Hope this is okay Phoenix1337*

Smokescreen runs towards the wall and jumps. A crash is heard as the mech collides with it. "Ouch! Who turned the phase shifter off!?"

Starscream and Knockout stand offstage snickering loudly.

*Phoenix1337... Hope it's okay :D*

Smokescreen dives into the stasis pod.

Airachnid hugs smokescreen from behind and grins. "Hello, I wasn't expecting company..." She chuckles sounding seductive.

Smokescreen stutters all creeped out. "Uhhhhh, guys this wasn't in the script!"

"it is in miiiiiinnnnne..." Arachnid sings.

"HELLLLLP!" Smokescreen shouts.

Airachnid smooches smokescreen against his will.

"Ah crap! Uugh I knew leaving her in there alone was a bad idea... Miko!" The director snapped.

Laughing her guts out on the floor, Miko rolls around.

"This is serious! Knockout, Megatron, get him out!" The director demands.

The two sprint over, Knockout with a saw and Megaton runs over and grabs the forge and starts beating on the pod as Knockout watches what's happening to poor Smokescreen through the little window in horror.

A sound could be heard. "Oooooohooooooh oh oh oh caught in a bad romance!"

The director looks to the sound. "Not now Soundwave!"

*Thankyou Meyer331 :D Love it*

Everyone is laughing and chatting loudly. Megatron walks up on the stage with June beside him. "Everyone... Everyone! May I have your attention!"

No one looks and he shouts louder. "I WASN'T GIVING YOU A CHOICE! Look or I'll kill you all!"

Everyone is now looking at them. "I have an announcement to make!" He looks to June. "June and I, are a couple. We have been for the past two seasons!" He states.

"What!?" Starscream gasps in shock.

"Mum!" Jack grimaces.

Fowler shouts from the crowd. "But June! What about us!?"

The director shakes his head. "I'll be back when this is over..."

*Hope this is okay CrazyGlitch :D*

Shockwave stood beside the Predacon. "Starscream's a glitch."

The predacon looks to him and scowls. "You're telling me..."

Starscream strolls on and growls "I can hear you!"

"I can't heaaaaar youuuu. Ay ay captain! Ooooooooooh-"

"Soundwave!" Starscream snarled. "You're not helping!"

Soundwave stares at him before turning and walking away singing "This girl is on fi-reeeeeeeee!"

Weew. Ok. I'm SO sorry this took what felt like forever! I've been dealing with some family problems and depression as well as writing my book and Tumblr... Life is a bit outta hand at the moment! Hope you guys liked it! Review to let me know what you think! I will be updating in about 6 days when I've got some time on my hands! Thanks so much for being patient! Review review and oh yeah, review! Thanks again! :D