hira was chilling ot inthe olde owelyery of hogwaerts wich he had turned into a ravynry. corbin who was stil on hira's face being his mooustache becram no longer on hira's faec being his mostuache & flew up 2 join hhis fellow byrds of the nyght. hia's beautfiul long flowing hiar was spread out beautfiuly on the cold stone floor and a shmexy hogwarts robe made out of fyshnet especilly 4 hira huged his manful body & every curve off his every mussel. hrry & ron were nerby suposed to B studying but insted they were amiring hira frozen in awe to see him. hira cwas intelgentyl comtemplating the preps that sdespite his peeceful gothyk natuer he wuld be forced to fite

hira truend and look them hawtly (a/n: *drool* XDDDDD) and said IS SOMTHIN WRONG

ron saide "if this worng i dun wanna b rite" and hairy vilently crash his elbor in rons ribcag. hira dun unnterstand wat ron ment bye that bcuz hira is pur and innasent (perfict 4 coruptshun D ^_~). WLEL IF NOTHIN IS RONG THNEN I WANA ASK U HAV U SEEN N E PREPS L8LY THEYV BEEN PRETY QUITE

hira said WELL AMERCA & FRANC & POLNAD ARE LEEVING BAD COMMENTS ALL OVER MY FAECBOOK PAGE (T_T) said hira BUT APART FROM THAT THEY HAEV BEEN VERY QUITE... siad hira THEY MSTU B PLANNING SOMETHIN said hermyne I WILL CHEK said hira & his eyes turned complety bloood red and he glowyd black O MY SATAN HIRA R U OK said ron I AM OK said hira I AM LLOOKING TO WERE AMERCA IS 2 C WHAT HIS PREPPY PLANS R said hira O OK said iron

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UUUUUGGGGHH complaned samerica as he roled over, diffrent roles of phat risin and spiling on2 the otter side of his enormis body like a PHAT ROLLSrcoster (a/n LOL get tit?) and he was ok but then he herd screemin and relize he curush somethin. OMG PULAND he rage DUN GET IN MY WAY

IM SORRY SIR saad poland sheddin blak teers of sad POLNUD gassed amercia DO U RELIZE WHAT U R DOIN gasped aermcia LIKE NO? said poland tehn he saw his relfectun in americas bulgin blu orbs & he saw the black taers crying down his faece U R SHEDDIN...GOFFYK TEARS! said mamerica OGM said polnad AMERICA-SIR I DIED NOT MEAN 2 PLEES... said apoleand NO! said amercais U MUSSED BE PUNISED said paelnd AMERICA HAV MERCY said poland NO SAID AMERICA R U A TRAYTOR said aemrcia

poiland a try to esc but amrecia reeched out a hand and trap him in the roll of fat in his fangers and he walked 2 the goffik torter chambr in his basemint.

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hra gasp an said GASPPP WE GOT2 SAVE ARE FELLO GOTHS and then spane said ok an everyone got on their gothik bromstick

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TEH HUGE UNGOTHYK WITEHOUSE STUD IN FRONT OF HIRA & RON& HARRY & HERMYWYNY & SPIAN & ROMNANO teh brite green grarse in front off it assolted teh gths orbs w/ how bryte it was & the fontain sprayd antiblood(water) into teh air ron was frytened DIS PLACE IS DANGER HIRA-SAMA said ron THYS IS WHER AMERCAS MAN GOVENRMENT sTUFF IS said ron DONT WORY RON said hira TEH PRESYDENT IS NOT LIE AMERCA HE IS GOTHYK HE WILL AID US said hira & obmama cam up thru a sekret passage in teh fontain it led in2 a dark dungin under teh witehouse FOLLOW ME obabma said

OMS sed hermemy UR BLODY BARAK OBOMA

I PERFER 2 B CALLED DEMYN WYNGS said obamama and eh grined toothely displeying his goffik purple and ebony stripe vampyre fangz NOW HURY N GET IN TEH TUNEL

tehy got in and it was more gothi then they could eva culd've emagined & they stood in aww for a moemtn but demyn wyngs ushher them along IVE BEEN W8ING 4 U HIRA-SENPAI I'M SO GLAD UR HERE he said NOW THAT U R I WANT U 2 MEAT SOME FRIENDS OF MYNE

from teh shadows of teh tunel a figgure w/ spykes all around its hed like a crown of vamprye fangs emerged like a ninja becoz it was a ninja DAMION HIRASHINOSUYA VARGASSENSEISAMA said the ninja I AM NARUTOS AND I AM AT UR SERVICE 4EVA O GRATE GOTH LEADER naurto said ! said hira ANOTER ADMIRERR? said hra YES said prusa naruto cam more frm teh shadeos to revel brite orang cloths WAT THE SATAN RU WARING said hira WE GOTHS DO NTOAPROVE OF BRITECOLORS said hira HIRASENSEI I WARE ORANGE INSTED OF THE PROERP GOTHYK COLOR OF RED BECOZ I AM NOT WORTY 2 B A GOTH YET I WIL PRVOE SELF 2 U & ONLY TEHN CAN I WARE RED said naruto O WELL TAHTS OK THEN said hria

SO HIRA said obam as he wlaked int the lite his lether hi heels clomping w/ a freesh cat of black ebony lipstike on his sopple goff lips and his ebiny and pink tip hair shine in the tunnile lite and he has black nale poleish w/ red skull and he said WAT IS THE PALN

I THIN WE BETTER said nerto NO OMG I ASKED HIRA UGHHH sadr obaama

IF U WANNA B A GOFF U

BETTA

LERN

UR PLACE said hagrid and naoroto shut up!

EVER1 CLAM DOWN said hira w/ infinit wisedom & ever1 calmed down at the sond of his beutiful vocals wich were like the tons of lnkin park w/ there pecaful nature liek a 1000 ravens signing in hramony WE MUST CONCANRTATE ON FINDIGN POLADN said hira agan & narutoa & hary & ron & hrgrid & spani & roamno & hermion & itayl gsasped U R RITE HRAI WE 4GOT ABOUT HIM IN OR SLEFISHNES said nratuo IT IS OK NOW U RELIZE & NOW WE CAN SAVE HIM said hra U R LERNIN FAST NARUTO AS A TRU GOH SHODL saihira

naruto gasped g;adly bein caled thsi by hira his idle

SO WAT IS TEHE PLAN obma said but this time he was mor gentel in silint apolygy 4 makin hirasan hav 2 calm him down. WELL OK 1ST SPANE AND ROMENO HAVE 2 DISTRACT EVER1 AND THEN EVER1 ELSE RUN IN AND WE BEET UP THAT DUM PREPIE AMERIK AND POLND XAN B OUR NEW RAVENLET hira sed usin a term that waz resered 4 new goffs. OK HOW DOSE THT SOUND and evabody was havin orjazzisms bcuz hira was so smart an he game up wit htat rigte there wile they were fiting

SO THTE PLAN HAPENED ALL TEH PPL RAN IN2 THE ROOM WERE AMERCA WAS

HIRA! said amrecia in anger his fat voce termbling the vary fowndations of teh witehose w/ its wait HIRA! said poladn in fear of amemerica & arousal hiras arrivance & gladnes that he was 2 b rescured PAODOLAND said hira in also in arosual 2 C poaldn AMERICA! said hira in shok 2 C his rival amongst his rvials own rols of body & prep cloths also he was tortutring poaladn hira new he must stop this!

AMERIC US HIS ROLL PUND DAGHAHTATTACK AND HIRA relfect it wit his mend and he dsiadf oh god ameri I AM going to KKILL YU and dhten narutog cmae up and he wsa like using the ninja watter hsield to protec hirra but hira liek i alread yusing a shiled omfg getog ut and abama was like dont e so men and hia had t2 learn aceptence

hira bagan 2uter prayrs 2 satin himself dark 1 giv me ur power prayed hitra giev me ur strong & satn acepted hiras pray & lifeblud flood into hira & his hole body tossered with the power and amerca gasepd as the curs of teh dark 1 took a held of him. corbin floo from hiras nose magestically & atacked america wit teh power of the demmon blod on his wangs. mamerica colapsed to the flor, fat ripling and shokwaves coming from him body but hria avoded them becos he was floting with his spels power and hary and hermine and ron and angland has bene rescued by elgands fliing clood

dark clodes gattered aroudn the castle thundering nosily as litening struk all aorund and a huge crakc went thru the earht and into the flor of the dunjun and when hairy and hermy1 and eggland looked in2 it they cuold see hell and satin came out of hell and he breath purprle flams all around and then he look the fat blob on teh lfloor and screemed angryly

amrica on the floor travled akross teh floor out of scare, sweet prouring of his rolls of bluber like a watterfall teh smel of hambrugers fioled the air as americans swat smelled like the fods he confsumed so much satan loked dwon in UTTER SDISGUST. U AMERICA I WILL PUNSIH THEEE. amrerica waterd his trosuers ass satan gatherd his powa into a gothyk black flame. hira sobbed a red teer of regret to haev to resort to useing this powa but amerca had left him with NO CHOICE

satin rased his hand (OMG WHERE DOES EH GET HIS NALES DONE polend thout) and perple and rubby swirls swirled around and litening went in2 his hand forming a ball adn formin a perple ball and the 2 balls flew down an hit teh fat amercan in his face

peeces of cansumde maet flew from amercians facial hole as the foce of the blast konked teh fooder STRAIT OF HIS STOMACK. statin rosed his over hand t odelever the final bow but hira rosed his hand and put it sovingly on sitans sholder and satan uderstood and lwered his arm TRULY HIRA he interogated U ARE TEH MOST MERCYFULL GOTH I HAV BEEN SUMONED BY no saidhria i noly did as any off my fellas wud do it is jstu basic gohthyk kidness

then hira-SENPAI unstraped poaldn from the tortuare device craeful not to look poleands naeked form america had made opoland naked to mak him embarased and hria lokked away from tee nudity to presevere polands inocence hira gav to poland a gothyk lolyta dress & fowndation make up to disguse polands wonds polenad cryed tears that weer red w/ gratefulness

COMON POLI LETS GET U OUTA HERE said obmama usign a gothyk nicknam for poland nstead of sayin his name and polane gasp ad undertand taht whe is a part of he realize he want 2 b a a goth liek every1 els and fite america so then poland told hiera all that and hira said YA I WAS JUST ABOTU UTO INVITE U and eve1 laughed gothykly and cut ther rists 2 seel the gothyck contract

so therea was bloodo everwhere and obamaa went OMG U GUYS... he asaid I HAVEA PERSIDENT ANNONCEMTNET TO MAEK I GOTS TO HIDE THSI BLOODsaid obamaNO OBAMA said hrai U DONT NEED 2 HIDE UR GOTH ANYMORE U SHUD SHOW IT PROWDLY 2 THE WORLD & LET TEHM NO ITS OK TO GBE GOTH said hira UR RITE said obama CUM ON HIRA LETS US GO & WE WIL MAEK THIS ANONCMENT TOGETHER AS ALLIE CONTRIES EVAN IF AMERICAN HAETS U

OBAMA GT ON TV AND SYA MY FELOW AMERICANS... AND HIRANESE and he gave a nowing wank to hira LET US CU M 2GETA TO CLEBRATE GOFFS ANDE WAT THEY BRIGN US
the adience was suspishis becas the y don know what godffs like! then obam quit them byt saying M Y FLEOOW MERMMGIRCANS I AM A GOHFTH TOO AND he hesitat but hira held his hand and obam blushed kawaiily and said ^_^ I AM PORD OF IGT and every1 gas but then poland lclapd and then ever1 clapped 2!

hirawas SO PELSED 2 c this grate leap in gothlyk publci opinsnsons tath he want over 2 poland and loked strate in2 his robs and comunicated 2 pooland his inner feelgisn &poland spoke his right back thru his orbs & they new of eachtoehrs love so hira blodly handeld poland romansticly poleand was bent aover backwards w/ hira over him their lips become 1 lip as the 2 gotsh move 2wards each over pasionately ALSO I AMMAKING GOTH MANMARIAGE LEGAL said obama HIRASHINOSUYA DEMION VARGAS DO U TAKE POLANDFELICKS TO B UR MARRIAGE

I DO sad hia and everyone lclaped except 4 the ppl who wwere jelos that poland got 2 b w/ hira XD
LETS GO ON A GOTHYCK HUNEMOON wispered poland and hira said omg yes it will b so mcuh beter than shity prep wedding and look obama who smile nowingly agean and hira and o;and started 2 leave when america got up and sqaid W8 IM NOT DONE W/ U YET

america lafed but he wasnt laffign nemore when hirea started glowin amietheyst and ebeny and blodo from the dead cam up from teh ground and swirled all arond him

omng wat is this said america angerly

hira bagan 2uter prayrs 2 satin himself dark 1 giv me ur power prayed hitra giev me ur strong & satn acepted hiras pray & lifeblud flood into hira & his hole body tossered with the power and amerca gasepd as the curs of teh dark 1 took a held of him. corbin floo from hiras nose magestically & atacked america wit teh power of the demmon blod on his wangs. mamerica colapsed to the flor, fat ripling and shokwaves coming from him body but hria avoded them becos he was floting with his spels power and hary and hermine and ron and angland has bene rescued by elgands fliing clood

dark clodes gattered aroudn the castle thundering nosily as litening struk all aorund and a huge crakc went thru the earht and into the flor of the dunjun and when hairy and hermy1 and eggland looked in2 it they cuold see hell and satin came out of hell and he breath purprle flams all around and then he look the fat blob on teh lfloor and screemed angryly

amrica on the floor travled akross teh floor out of scare, sweet prouring of his rolls of bluber like a watterfall teh smel of hambrugers fioled the air as americans swat smelled like the fods he confsumed so much satan loked dwon in UTTER SDISGUST. U AMERICA I WILL PUNSIH THEEE. amrerica waterd his trosuers ass satan gatherd his powa into a gothyk black flame. hira sobbed a red teer of regret to haev to resort to useing this powa but amerca had left him with NO CHOICE

satin rased his hand (OMG WHERE DOES EH GET HIS NALES DONE polend thout) and perple and rubby swirls swirled around and litening went in2 his hand forming a ball adn formin a perple ball and the 2 balls flew down an hit teh fat amercan in his face

peeces of cansumde maet flew from amercians facial hole as the foce of the blast konked teh fooder STRAIT OF HIS STOMACK. statin rosed his over hand t odelever the final bow but hira rosed his hand and put it sovingly on sitans sholder and satan uderstood and lwered his arm TRULY HIRA he interogated U ARE TEH MOST MERCYFULL GOTH I HAV BEEN SUMONED BY no saidhria i noly did as any off my fellas wud do it is jstu basic gohthyk kidness

obama toko hold of america & said to hira IM SORRY ABOT THIS PREP...said obama HE GIVES THIS CONTRY A BAD NAEM said obama DONT WORRY said hira NO said obama I MUST WORY HE IS MINE DRESPOSNIBILITY I WILL KEEP MORE DISIPLIN ON HIM said obama OK U DO THAT...I NEDE TO BE GOING 2 MY HUNNYMOON said hira and hira left w/ poland. OK said obama THERE R GONA BE SUM CHANGES IN TIS CUNTRY...BUT 1st he said he loked at naruto NOW THAT I HAVE LEGALIZED GOTHMAN AMRAGE... the lok w/ naruto turend froma plain lok btween frends 2 a romantic 1...!