"Okay, I'm not staying in there," Ayane retreated from Sasuke's room. "With all that porn, I don't even want to think about using that bed." She looked expectantly at Itachi, who pointed down a hall. Ayane decided to use the room next to the one he pointed at. "Hey, what's all this blood on the floor? Was someone murdered here or something?"

"Yes, my parents." Itachi told her.

"Oh, yeah!" Ayane exclaimed. "Cause you murdered them!"

Itachi looked at her sharply, "How did you know that?"

"Because I have all knowing powers!" Lightning and thunder flashed in the background.

"What the- never mind. Ayane probably had something to do with it." Kimiko, who was still outside, muttered to herself, while trying to get away from Sasuke.

"Oh fuck it, I don't wanna be in a room where people died. I'll just go into this one," Ayane entered the room that Itachi had pointed at, dragging Kakashi behind her. "Hey, I need a shower," Itachi and Kaminari heard Ayane say cheerfully. "Shower summoning no justu!" There was a loud splash, and water gushed out from the door. "Good enough," Ayane sang.

"I hope she didn't wet my bed," Kaminari nonchalantly started making her way to the door.

Itachi looked down, and noticed that she had the cloak. "How-?" Itachi's eyes narrowed, and he shook his head. His hand flashed out, and he grabbed her shoulder.

"What are you doing?" Kaminari asked, confused.

"You are staying in my sight." Itachi told her firmly.

"What! Living in sin at my age!" Kaminari nearly shrieked. "Next you'll be wanting to do a full body examination in order to make sure that I don't have any weapons!"

An amused smirk almost tilted the side of his lips. "Who said I wasn't?"

Kaminari screamed. "No! I'm on the rag!"

Amusement glittered in his eyes. "You're lying."

"How do you know?"

"I would smell the blood."

"Well that isn't creepy. Sheesh, when I really am on the rag, I'm staying away from you."

"Don't try to pull the conversation elsewhere."

"Elsewhere? Where's elsewhere? And I'm not pulling anything." Kaminari tried to take a few sly steps backwards. Itachi raised an eyebrow. Kaminari whirled and raced towards the room, screaming, "Aya-chan! Save me from him!"

There was a thunk on the wall. "Shut up! We're trying to sleep!" Was the irritable response.

"But I'm going to be molested!" Kaminari grabbed the door handle, struggling to open the locked door.

"That's your problem, now shut up and go to bed!" Ayane shouted.

Kaminari yelped as she felt an arm wrap around her waist as Itachi started to drag her to his room. Only one course of action was to start screaming and flailing wildly.

"Oh, shut up, it can't be that bad. Tall people usually have small dicks, anyways. Kakashi, of course, is the exception."

"Not according to the picture I stole from Sasuke."

"Oh, well, you're screwed then. Excuse the pun."

"Quit struggling," Itachi told the red head.

"I'm too young to bear children! And, besides, isn't it Sasuke's job to bring back the clan!" Kaminari increased her efforts as they neared Itachi's room.

"I'm the oldest."

"So? Kimi-chan is the youngest, and she's the one that has to continue her family!"

Itachi raised his eyebrow again. "Here it's different." He threw her on the bed.

"Oh my, God! Get away from me!" Kaminari fell off the bed, and dragged the covers with her, hiding beneath them. She then proceeded to wriggle under the bed in vain attempt to get away from the fate that lied before her. "I hold no weapons on my person! Whenever I do, Miko-chan knows, and she takes them! I promise!"

"Your promises mean nothing to me." Kaminari felt cold hands on her ankles.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!" She screamed. "Let go of me!" Kaminari flailed until she hit her head on something. Then she clutch said body part and groaned as she was dragged from under the bed. "I blame you for the lump on my head."

"It's your own fault."

The teen glared at him, and pointed a finger ominously at him. "My fault? This is all because of your actions!"

Itachi looked out the window. "Get on the bed."

"Uh, I'd rather sleep on the floor. Beds unnecessarily hurt your back, you know. Really, you can have the bed," she smiled at him, and laughed nervously.

"We share."

"Hah, haha, ha, you're funny."

"I don't joke."

Kaminari punched Itachi's shoulder. "That was a good one too!" she slyly made her way to the door.

Ten minutes later…

"This is a bit overkill, don't you think?" Kaminari said.

Itachi looked at her, "Is it?"

Kaminari looked at the chains that tied her to the bed, and the atomic bomb set to detonate should she try to escape, then at the bear traps that littered the floor. "Yeah, I think so."

"You're good at escaping."

"I'm not that good."

"Go to sleep."

Grumble, grumble, "Fine."

Kaminari and Ayane sat up at exactly the same time, and gasped together. "The burritos!" They chanted in unison. "Dear God, the applesauce!"