WARNING: If you are likely confused about events that have happened in this fanfiction that didn't happen in canon, that's likely because this isn't following canon, but another story I made called 'Oh Rhonda!'. So, be wary of this fact when you read the story! If you haven't read the first 'Oh Rhonda!', please do so if possible so that you can understand what's going on. Otherwise, continue to enjoy the story!
And now, it's time for the first part of a new episode! Anyway, enjoy!
It had been a few days since the incident, the usual Fourth of Juls-giving had passed by without a fuss as everyone at the moment was just relaxing. But unfortunately, not everything is as it seems.
Inside Nick's room, he gave a frown as he was listening in on the phone, "I know I haven't talked with her about you yet. I just need a little time."
"Well, you wasted ENOUGH time!" Bob frowned.
"I know you're upset, Bobby Boy." Nick frowned as he rolled his eyes. "But trust me, I'm trying to do my best to win her trust. Just give me a few minutes of time and I'll mention you to her. Believe me, in no time, she'll talk with you. You just have to be patient. Just live off the unemployment checks for now. Trust me, you'll be swimming in money again soon! Okay, bye for now!"
Nick hung up the phone and groaned as he held his head. "Oh, son of a bitch... I need a smoke right now..."
With that, Nick grabbed his cigarettes and lighter and started to go downstairs as he looked around. So far, aside from Oskar and Susie doing their usual yelling, not much seemed to be going on.
As the goatee sporting man came out to the steps and lit up his cigarette, he started to put it in his mouth and started to smoke. He sighed as he looked at his watch. So far this past week, that Kevin guy seems to be working well with the police force, and not only that, Lana Vail was his partner, as he remembered. So far, she hasn't made a move yet, but Lana assured her that she would do that in given time.
"I certainly hope she will..." Nick muttered to himself. "The sooner Olga gets un-engaged, the sooner I can make my move..."
As Nick finished up his cigarette, he sighed as he threw the butt aside. He wanted to focus and flirt with the blonde haired woman that lived in the room, but he had some slight obstacles... first of all, that bratty adopted kid of hers. It would be easier said than done, he already had a close eye on her to see if she can exploit weaknesses. The second problem, involving Kevin, was already taken care of by Lana herself, so he didn't need to worry about it... for now. The third and final problem he had that he could think of was that Olga had been so busy that she would never find time to talk. Sure, she would make good conversation or two, but that was it... so far, he just couldn't seem to make a connection.
"Hmmm... if I can't connect with her physically... maybe I can connect with her through a different way..." Nick paused. "But how...?"
"Excuse me." A male voice said as he walked by Nick and entered inside. Nick raised an eyebrow as he noted the man coming in. Nick peeked in through the door to see Olga greet the man from the living room entrance.
"Ah, Carver! You're just in time!" Olga smiled as she lead Carver inside. The older man raised an eyebrow in curiosity as he looked in the living room as Carver sat down on the couch, Olga sitting down with him.
"Just in time?" Carver asked as Olga switched the channel on the TV.
"Just in time for the cold opening!" Olga laughed as the two started squealing in joy.
"Oh man, I am SO glad everyone's out of the house!" Carver said in surprise.
"Er, not quite. The Kokoshkas are upstairs, but I don't think they'll be going downstairs for a while!" Olga smiled as she looked over to the seat next to hers. "It does still feel weird, though."
"What's that?" Carver asked.
"Even if she wasn't who I thought she was... she was still a delight to have watching this show." Olga said.
"Oh... yeah..." Carver shuddered, much to Nick's notice. "But you do know she was... you know..."
"Oh, I know..." Olga sighed. "But she was still an avid watcher of the show."
"Who was?"
Olga and Carver turned to see Nick standing by the doorway as Carver raised an eyebrow. "Who's this guy?"
"Oh, hello Nick. We were just talking about an old friend of ours." Olga explained. "She used to be close to us, but nowadays, she's not who we thought she was..."
"Oh..." Nick said. "Sensitive subject, I take it. Hey, I completely understand. I'm all about sensitivity."
As Nick approached and sat down between Olga and Carver, he raised an eyebrow as he saw what was on TV, with some humans in military garb surrounding some aliens. "What is this show?"
And then, the theme came on as Olga and Carver looked excited as they started to hum along with the theme and bob their heads to the tune, much to Nick's confusion. As the show kept playing, the show's title appeared on screen.
'Stargate SG-1'.
Nick paused as he looked between the two humming and bobbing their heads to the tune as if keeping to the tune of the beat. Olga then said in a weird voice that sounded nothing like her regular voice, "Oh yeah, rockin', bro!"
Olga blinked as she coughed, "Sorry, slipped into my rock girl voice there."
As the show went to commercial break, Nick blinked as he asked, "What kind of show is this?!"
"Whoa, what? Stargate SG-1, the best science fiction show of a generation?" Carver asked. "Ever since high school, me, Olga and that other friend of ours would always go over to her place and blare that show in the Pataki household!"
"It wasn't hard to do back then." Olga smiled. "So- Sharlene kinda rigged the TV a bit so that we could get other channels aside the ones we paid for. Daddy had no idea we... well..." She looked down in embarrassment. "We stole cable from next door."
"Oh... and nobody caught on to that?" Nick asked.
"No.. but it was worth it. In fact, that tune got stuck in my head for weeks after we watched the first episode. What can I say? She was evil, but she turned us to that show." Olga explained.
"Hmmm... so you like this weird show, huh?" Nick said, skeptical. "Let me see for myself."
"Welcome to the couch." Carver smiled as he pulled out some orange soda and opened it up as he started chugging it down. "Get comfy, this is going to be a great ride!"
"Huh uh." Nick frowned as he turned his attention towards the television, becoming skeptical of her interests.
After the first show ended, Nick was casually munching on popcorn as Olga was reaching into the bowl and eating some more as Nick said, "So, this is what happens each week. Some military guys travel to other dimensions traveling through this portal and they fight aliens?"
"Something of the sort." Olga nodded as Carver had downed his fifth orange soda. "This is only the sixth season, though. I think it would make more sense if you watched the first five seasons, though."
"Wow..." Nick said in amazement as the next show started. "Well, don't keep me hanging, I'm already hooked."
"Strap yourself in, this show is on a marathon until ten tonight!" Carver explained as he took the popcorn bowl and started chewing on some popcorn.
"Oh my goodness, here's the theme song!" Nick smiled as Carver and Olga started banging their heads and humming along to the theme tune.
About a few hours later, the others had gotten home and were relaxing, but some were a little annoyed that three people were occupying the living room and watching TV, more specifically, Rhonda as she peeked inside and groaned.
"Why does Mom always want to hog the TV with her college friend and that new boarder that I don't particularly trust?" Rhonda frowned as Arnold peeked alongside her.
"It's probably just a tradition amongst her friends, Rhonda." Arnold explained. "Sometimes, friends hang out, whether it be to watch some silly show or do that silly club of yours."
"Hey, the National Organization of People's Earnesty Over People's Love for Engorgement is a very serious club! It's not 'silly'!" Rhonda crossed her arms as she held her head up high in the air.
"You almost destroyed an annual eating contest and tried to kidnap my pig to sell him off to a humane society!" Arnold crossed his arms.
"To a good cause. Okay, some of us don't think things through, but we've gotten better with our club's meaning." Rhonda said. "But what I'm worried about is Nick. You saw it, I saw it, he's acting suspicious around Olga, and quite frankly, I don't like it."
Arnold groaned. "Well, just tell Olga you don't know about her hanging around Nick. She values your opinion."
"Maybe. She's smart, Arnold, but she also has the dumb blonde quirk working with her." Rhonda sighed. "I mean, I just don't want to see her get hurt, you know?"
Arnold pulled his girlfriend close as he sighed, "I know... look, we'll talk with Olga when the time is right. For now, though, why don't we just go up to my room and have another sleepover?"
Rhonda, hearing that, giggled as she held his hand as the two walked upstairs as Carver was downing his fifteenth bottle of orange soda.
"Oh my goodness, how have I not discovered this show?" Nick said as he munched on popcorn excited. "I wish I watched the other seasons, but this show is great!"
"I knew you would come around to it." Olga giggled as she munched on some popcorn. "But you know, it would be pretty cool if we had some of these actual things. like an actual Stargate."
"Yeah... good thing those don't exist in real life." Carver said.
Nick paused as he listened to their conversation as he looked over at Olga's excited face. Nick started to think as the gears in his brain started to whirl around, grinding up an idea. With a smirk, as the commercial break came on, he got up as he said, "I have to take a restroom break real quick!"
"Hurry back!" Olga called as Nick ran out of the room as he ran into the bathroom and took his new phone out as he started to dial a number. He waited and waited until he heard a voice, "Hello, Colonel Mustard? Nick here. How's my mole doing in the secret agency? Great! I have a small job for you..."
And I will end the first part of the fifth episode here! How did you guys like it? Next time, Nick has a plan to impress Olga, but will it be easier said than done? Guess you'll have to find out next time! Anyway, read, review, criticize and suggest, folks!