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Hey Loveliesss! A chappiee! Well, I have good news and bad news. This chapter was updated early! YAY~ Buttt... I'm sorry guys! I have so much going on at home right now and I'm really stressed, so I don't think I'll have time to write for a week or two, so no updates for a while. Of course, that doesn't mean I'll make you guys wait for a month or anything, I still love writing and I will update this, but it won't be weekly on Sundays for now. SO! I made a deadline for the next chappie that comes out. I will upload Chapter 12 as soon as I reach 100 reviews for this story! We're almost there, so R&R guys :D It'll make me sooooooooo happy!

And as I said last chapter when I'm feeling depressed I write fluff write? So, I'm sorry! This chapter is just such a fluff-storm! Long too... I hope you guys like it anyways... :P

Thank you for all the faves/follows/reviews last chap... I love you guys... Seriously.

Oh yeah, did anyone else watch Cuticle Tantei Inaba? Dude, it's funny as shit... go watch! and there is so much yaoi in the air, but I can't pick a pairing I like since I like all of them...

Yeah well, since you guys wanna move on...

Enjoy~

Chapter 11

"Ne, Shizu-chan, how can someone so lazy be so brawny? Are all muscle-heads muscular by lazing around?" Izaya asked, idly stroking Shizuo's biceps. The two were on Izaya's L-shaped couch, watching T.V. Izaya was lying on his back, his head on Shizuo's lap; whereas, the blonde was sitting, one arm resting on the informant's chest and the other's fingers making their way through the raven hair. He marveled at how soft and thin the black hair was, as well as shiny, but he wasn't one to talk, seeing as his hair was soft too.

Shizuo gave a soft grunt and Izaya had to seal his lips together to not laugh at what a brute the blonde was. "Donno Izaya, how can someone so lazy be so nimble? Are all quick people fast by lazing around?"

"Ahahaa... AHAHAHAHAAAAAA!" Izaya laughed, clutching his stomach and closing his eyes. He took a good five minutes to finish laughing, but Shizuo didn't seem to mind. He'd already grown used to the informant's unusual behavior while staying at Izaya's loft for the whole day. And besides, he knew that Izaya wasn't doing it to piss the blonde off, but instead, he was acting really weird to annoy the woman who was currently working.

Said woman didn't even glance up from the papers she was reading.

The informant shut his mouth in a small grin, opening his eyes to look up at the blond with a smug look. Shizuo didn't even see how Izaya had won that round, but it seemed he had.

This had been going on for the past hour, ever since the secretary had come in after a call from her boss. It was supposed to be her break still, since Izaya wasn't supposed to come back to Shinjuku for another three months, but the informant had called her back anyways. She had been in another country, where, Shizuo didn't care to find out, but she'd hurried back anyways because she thought it was urgent. She had come back by four in the afternoon, now it was five, and she was still wondering what the big emergency was.

Flashback

"Namie, I need you to come. Make it quick." Namie heard Izaya's voice, and the tone was serious, meaning business. She was used to him whining or complaining, but when he was stern, she knew that she had to listen.

"Shinjuku?" She asked, in just as curt tone as the famous informant's. The question would have made others roll their eyes in the obvious answer, but she knew better than to not ask. Izaya could have been anywhere, harmed or otherwise.

"Yes, hurry." The urgency in his voice was enough to suppress the minimal doubts she had had, and she heard the other line go dead, a beeping replacing the heavy breathing of the black-haired young man.

Shutting her own cell, she hurried over to her laptop, booking for the next flight back and hoping that her boss was still alive by the time she got there (if he was in any danger in the first place) so that he could give her next paycheck. Okay, she wasn't that heartless. She just needed to know he was alive, and if he was dead, she wanted to be able to witness the cocky informant's end.

On the other hand, Izaya had his shoulders hunched as laughed, leaning against the debt collector's chest after he was done. Said debt collector wrapped his arms around the informant's slim waist, nuzzling his face into the crook of Izaya's neck.

"What was that about?" He asked, interested since the informant had been talking to his secretary. It wasn't like he was jealous or anything...

"Oh Shizu-chan! You need to help me, 'kay?" Izaya asked, turning and bringing the blond close to himself. They were in the kitchen, the black-haired man insisting he was okay with standing and walking around now. He had chosen to make a late lunch and get dinner started, since the breakfast of omelet's wasn't enough to satiate either of their hunger after so much 'exercise' the night before.

Neither had a shirt on, Izaya adamantly stating he had a fetish for bare chests, and Shizuo simply couldn't refuse that. In truth, Izaya had never really cared for people's bodies, but seeing the way Shizuo looked so hungry at the younger male's body where the hickeys were clearly visible made him want to see how long it took for the blonde to lose control and pounce on him. It was selfish and childish, but the informant liked feeling wanted, even if - no, especially since - it was Shizuo Heiwajima.

"How do I help?" He asked, thoroughly confused. Why would the informant want to ask for his help lying to a women he'd never seen before? Or maybe he had and forgot?

"Well, Shizu-chan, it's not very hard. Actually, it's not much of a favor..." Izaya drawled, placing his head on Shizuo's broad chest.

"Get on with it!" Shizuo said, losing patience. Izaya felt the rumble as Shizuo spoke and chuckled lightly before he kept talking, not moving his head.

"Alright, alright Mr. Grumpy. What, was your anger not all sexual frustration? Ah, seems like I'll have to work on finding the real reason if we're going to keep up with this relationship." Shizuo sighed, rubbing circles on Izaya's back to show he was sorry for losing his patience after promising earlier that he'd try to be better at keeping his temper in check if the informant could stop being so manipulative. They'd only promised these for when they were around each other though, so they had free reign to continue with their lives in the usual way.

"Anyways, as I said, it shouldn't be so hard. Since you're so in love with me and all. I just want to annoy my dear old secretary since it's been a while. And she's always telling me I'm a loner with no friends, so I want to prove her wrong." Izaya gave a small pout, making sure Shizuo could see it because he knew the blonde thought he was cute when he pouted. Normally, Izaya would've never shown such a lame side of himself, but he really wanted this relationship to work out as well. Not that he'd ever admit it, but he didn't want to lose the blonde. And if Shizuo liked something, then he'd be sure to show it. He didn't have a lot of good parts to his personality, and most people didn't seem to like him - they hated his guts - so having his worst enemy begin to have affection for him was something he didn't want to lose.

"But you are a loner..." Shizuo said, giving a small smirk.

"Wha-? You're mean! I have friends!" Izaya said, giving a glare.

"Really, and who would that be?"

"I have Shinra! And Dotachin! And.. umm... and..." Izaya trailed off, not being able to think of anyone else. They were the only ones who remotely liked him unconditionally. Others he knew were just acquaintances at best.

"Heh, mutual friends. Is that all?" Shizuo asked. He wasn't trying to be mocking or condescending, but the informant had less friends than him!

"No wait! There's um... Oh yeah, Nakura! Well, no nevermind... I just use him for revenge. Um..." Izaya looked pained. Shizuo felt his own heart ache and wondered why. Was this what happened when you fell in love? Did your partner's emotions rub off on you? Whatever the reason, he wanted to see the younger male smile instead.

"Hey, are you leaving me out on purpose?" Shizuo asked, grabbing Izaya's hands away from his torso and putting them at his sides as he leaned down to give a small peck on the raven's forehead.

"Wha-what? Really?" Izaya shivered from the light contact.

"So you're doing this only for sex? Of course, we're not that close, but I think that knowing each other for over eight years, hanging out together (albeit regrettably) in high school, and knowing everything about each other counts as friends. Dontcha think?"

Izaya held his breath a second to long, feeling his heart throb uncontrollably in his chest, and he subconsciously put a hand there to quiet it down, though he knew it was of no use. How the blonde had managed to force his way into the raven's heart in less than a day was beyond him, and Izaya refused to believe that it was because Shizuo was a good fuck.

"Of course I'm not doing it just for sex! How dare you accuse me of such a thing! I just don't have a lot of friends okay? I get it! So will you help me or not?"

"You still didn't tell me what I need to do." Shizuo said calmly, knowing there was no reason for Izaya to ask him since he would do almost anything for the younger male right now.

"Oh~! Well, I want you to stay over at my place for the time being. See, my secretary will be here veryyyyy soon, and she's going to be working. She's an icy lady, so I looooovvveeee getting her worked up! She thinks there's an emergency, and I want her to be completely pissed when she sees me fine. And, on top of that, she has a teensy-weensy incest problem for her little brother, even worse than your brother complex! Her efforts are in vain though, since her brother's already in a happy relationship. We made a bet once to see who could win love first, and now I want to rub it in her face!" He grinned happily.

Shizuo found it nearly impossible to be angry with being used, knowing Izaya was being honest was enough to calm him down a little.

"So you're going to use me to get her angry?"

"Nope, that wasn't the intention... I swear!" Izaya said quickly, raising his arms in a peace offering. "I want you to stay here. It's just, why not kill two birds with one stone ne? Oh wait, not like that! Stop frowning! You look like an old man. What I mean is, I'm gonna be rubbing our relationship in Namie's face, but I still want to be with you. And I know you. You'll become conscious or her presence and then you won't wanna touch me! So, you have to! Because I want it!" Izaya blushed, realizing what he said as he took in a deep breath to calm himself down after his little rant. Looking up, he noticed the blonde blushing too, and he saw the look of lust swarming in those honey-brown eyes, making him gulp.

But Shizuo didn't pounce on him then, still aware that the informant would be hurting after their night's activities.

Instead he nodded, and they went to the living room to watch some movies together and await the secretary's arrival.

Present

And that's the way they had been since then. Izaya had gotten up every now and then to finish cooking dinner and then getting snacks. Shizuo had called Tom, thankful that the black-haired man hadn't interrupted his conversation. He could just imagine Izaya making lewd noises in the background to get on the blonde's nerve, but Izaya had been true to his promise and had kept his mischievous side at bay while with the debt collector.

It wasn't to say that Shizuo wasn't surprised, because he was, but he could guess why Izaya would want to keep the blonde on his good side. Izaya had proven that he had few friends and an even smaller love life, his loneliness exceeding his reputation. Shizuo felt the same. Although Shizuo had more friends and a closer relationship with his family, he wasn't able to feel so relaxed with anyone except the informant. His power didn't frighten the younger male and Izaya seemed to be able to keep his temper in check, just as he used to work on making the blonde lose control of the same temper before.

Izaya hadn't had any meetings, but he knew he still had to file in the report for Shiki by midnight, latest would be the next day in the morning. Bringing Namie back was a great help since she was punctual about his work and was jotting down anything he may have missed while gone and still be interested in.

The movie they had been watching had ended, but neither of the males were paying attention to it since they were too involved in looking and feeling each other. Surprised by their own needs and hormones, they tried to ignore their separate intuitions which were still warning them to fight and not let the other live. It wasn't very hard, seeing as their desires were pretty strong after years of being deprived of normal lives and absolutely no love.

"Hey Izaya?" The blonde asked, still running his fingers through the black hair. When the informant hummed to show he was all ears, Shizuo continued. "How long do I have to stay here?"

A cough was heard and the raven shot up into a sitting position to glare at his secretary, who was trying to suppress a laugh.

"Why Shizu? Do you want to go home already?" Izaya didn't turn to face the man he addressed, but Shizuo could hear the vulnerability in the casual tone. Izaya's scared I'll leave him, the blonde mused.

"No, not at all actually. Just wondering if I should call Tom sempai and ask for another day off." Namie's grin left, replaced with a frown as she realized the blonde was indeed infatuated with her crazy boss. Izaya turned around in surprise, giving Shizuo one of his rare happy smiles and Shizuo felt his heart skip a beat as he leaned in to capture the informant's lips with his own.

Izaya responded immediately, moving to climb into the blonde's lap and using his hands to grab at the blond mop of hair and tug on it. The kiss was growing quickly heated, and Shizuo pushed his tongue past the pale pink lips, sucking on the younger male's playful tongue. Izaya couldn't hold back a moan as he shuddered into the kiss, accidentally kneeing the blonde as his lungs fought for air.

The two separated, wanting to go back to it instantly but they were interrupted by another cough.

Izaya rolled his eyes. "Are you sick Namie? There seems to be something wrong with your throat."

"Don't need your worry, fag."

Shizuo blinked in surprise, blushing profusely. He hadn't expected Izaya's secretary to be so disrespectful to her boss, nor did he expect her to be older than the informant. Realizing the term used, he gasped. He hadn't even thought of the fact that he had had sex with another man, it just felt so right. But now that he had time to think of it, he frowned. It wasn't like he was against homosexuals or anything, but he had never thought of himself as one. Was this why he never got turned on by porn or when women showed their breasts to him? What would his friends say? What would Kasuka say? He wasn't planning on breaking up with the informant, but it was so embarrassing! What would his parents think? Could he trouble them anymore than he already did after he became a monster? What would Tom say? People would laugh at h-

His torrent of thoughts was interrupted by the raven sitting on top of him. Said male was poking his cheek with a worried look.

"What's wrong?" Izaya whispered into the blonde's ear.

Shizuo shook his head and smiled. Why was he worrying? If he was with Izaya, then it would be fine right? Izaya could take care of any rumors spread and being with the informant wasn't really that embarrassing. After all, they were both powerful and Izaya was, in Shizuo's opinion, extremely sexy.

Izaya grinned, wrapping his arms around Shizuo's head to hug him. Shizuo turned to Namie with a smirk.

"At least we're not into incest."

Izaya let out a laugh again, biting into the blonde's shoulder to hold it back. He had not expected Shizuo to make a retort like that, and after hearing Namie drop a stack of papers she had been carrying to the filing cabinet, he knew it had done the trick.

Lifting himself off of his new boyfriend - was it safe to say that? - the informant turned to Namie and clapped his hands together. "Namie, I don't really care about your pathetic insults, but if you're going to continue paying more attention to me than to your work, I'd have to cut some cash out of your pay check. What a pity. Something I would never want to do, but it will have to happen if you don't work." He shrugged his shoulders as if he was actually feeling saddened, though the two spectators knew he was enjoying himself. "And alas, my dear, I'm a fag! A homosexual! A queer! What to do! I'm enjoying myself immensely! Oh, how the world looks down on us!"

As he said this, Izaya was swirling around, gesturing his hands wildly to show a dramatic effect. As he finished his theatrical speech, he stood behind the sitting Shizuo and wrapped his arms around Fortissimo of Ikebukuro's shoulders, leaning his face down close to lick slow and sensually along the blonde's cheek.

Shizuo and Namie sighed simultaneously. They were way too used to it. Shizuo felt happy inside, knowing that Izaya didn't mind being with him either. Namie started to pick up her papers.

"I'm not against homosexuals, just against you. I can't believe Shizuo-san actually likes a prick like you. He could have anybody else, why'd he have to pick the lamest?"

Shizuo frowned. "I don't think he's lame."

"Really now? You wouldn't have said that a while ago. I thought you two hated each other. Not like I care or anything, but what changed your mind?"

"Gasp~! Namie, you wound me so!" The two ignored the younger male as they turned to face each other.

"I don't know really. I just like him..." Shizuo drawled, his voice turning quieter with every word.

Namie raised an eyebrow but said nothing. Izaya took his chance to join in the conversation after he was ignored.

"But Shizu-chaaannn! That's not what you said last night when you kept telling me how much LOVE me. It wasn't like! There was no like, it was instant love!" Izaya grinned, running around the couch to grab one of Shizuo's hands and pulling him up.

Namie just sighed and went back to her work. Seems the blonde is just as slow as Izaya always complained about. How could Izaya fall in love with him? They're both misfits, but I must say, Shizuo's pretty good looking. Never as good as my Seiji, but still, he could get someone else other than my annoying boss! Was Namie really jealous? The two didn't take the time to find out as Izaya dragged Shizuo back upstairs to his bedroom. He was already feeling horny, and he wanted Shizuo inside him again. He hadn't had much time to think about how it had been through his lust-filled haze the night before, but being full down there wasn't as gross as he had thought initially.

But first things first.

Pulling the blonde into his bathroom, he rummaged through his cabinet until he found what he was looking for at the far back corner. It was still in it's package since Izaya had never had the need to use it, but he'd bought it hoping he would one day.

Pushing the shaver into Shizuo's hands, he gave him an intense look.

"Shave your manhood, or no sex."

And then he turned back to the bedroom to get ready, leaving a dumbfounded and blushing debt collector behind.

Meanwhile...

Namie still didn't get what the emergency was.

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Are these guys so OOC that it's terrifying? YES~ But sorry! I just wanted their relationship to hurry up and move on already since this story is coming to a close soon... just five or six more chappiess B)

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Tamachi-Neko- Haha now there's even more OOC in the air~ Sorry, but glad it goes with the story. Now it's updated, but let's hope I have time to write the next chapter soon! BleepBloop559- Hehee more fluffy! But I don't like this chapter much, hope it's enough for now :) Itachifan Incognito- Thank you! Glad it was okay last chapter, I had fun writing it. This chapter sucks cause I wasn't really in the mood to write it, but hope it's okay for the next update! :D LoveyDovey- Awee Thank You! Murasaki19- G-gold? ;_; Thank You! I'm so glad they were IC last chap, it was so tough! Hehee I didn't think the massage was that great but thank you! And just for you my dear, expect a blowjob in the next chapter or the one after... I didn't really want one, but I think I can do it :D your english was fine! Mika. Siam.71192- Hehe yeah, why go to work when you can break a sweat at home ;) Well, Izaya's confession still has to come, but it will soon! Thanks for the review :3

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