No spoilers, but a reference to the shuuishuu chapter "A Story of the Other Side of the Screen" where Yato has an internet stalker lol.
The Benefits of Dating a God
"So how did the thing with your friends go…?" Yato asked unenthusiastically, unmoving from where he had draped himself across her bed and his face half buried in the pillow.
Hiyori looked equally drained as she dropped her purse onto her desk and made her way towards him, "Just about as well as I thought it would. They drilled me so much that I had to make up a lot of stuff on the spot and I doubt I'm going to be able to remember it all." She stopped just in front of the bed and gave him a tired stare, "Move over."
He looked up at her for a brief moment before rolling over and burying his face into the other pillow.
"They remembered you, though." She laid down on the bed as well, angling her head towards him, "For now, anyway."
He hummed in acknowledgement, "That's good, I guess."
"What's wrong with you?" She reached out to touch his arm, resting her hand there once she had.
He lifted his head a little bit, only glancing at her briefly, "Yukine's only had his phone for what, 3 days now? And he's already got twenty followers on Twitter. TWENTY." He fell face first back into the pillow, his voice muffled, "Why doesn't anyone like me?"
"There's plenty of people who like you, Yato. Just not all of them have Twitter." She rubbed his back, "Besides, remember what happened the one time you did get a new follower?"
He sniffled as he looked back over to her, "So what, you're saying I only attract crazy people?"
"No, I'm just saying that being popular on the internet has its downsides too so watch out for Yukine-kun." She sighed and hid her face in her pillow too, "I'm probably going to regret saying this, but I can tell Yama-chan and Ami-chan to follow you if they want to get to know you better. But you have to promise to keep your posts normal okay? Not that they'd believe you anyway, but you can't go around telling everyone that you're a god."
He propped himself up on his elbow, "You want free wishes and ask me about the benefits of dating a god, but you're embarrassed by it too? You can't have it both ways, Hiyori."
"I don't want you to get in trouble and I'm trying to save you from making a bad impression on my friends and family, that's all." She lurched upward and huffed in response, "Besides, you still haven't even told me what any of those benefits even are."
He ignored the last part and sat up straight, "Family? So you're finally gonna introduce me to them, too?"
"If I don't, I'm sure Yama-chan or Ami-chan will blurt something out first so… I need to get it over with." She sighed heavily, "I'll talk with my brother later tonight and sometime soon for my parents. They'll probably want to invite you over for dinner or something like that."
"Couldn't I just go downstairs?" He nodded towards the door and Hiyori immediately turned red.
"No way! My mom would go into cardiac arrest if she saw a guy come downstairs from my room and once she recovered both of my parents would probably never let me out of the house ever again." She clutched her hand to her chest dramatically.
"Okay, okay. Point taken." He ran a hand through his hair, "I'll wait for the official invitation. In the meantime," He lightly trailed his hand down her side and she was at a loss for words until he reached into her pocket and pulled out her phone, "Why don't you message your friends?" Her face was nearly scarlet now and she let out a small noise before he realized why she was upset, "Oh, you thought I was going somewhere else with that, huh? We can do that too." He continued in a sing-song voice until she glared down at him. "O-or not... whatever you wanna do." He squeaked in response and she forcefully grabbed her phone out of his hands.