Bella's POV
It took six hours the removal of car keys and a threat of arrest from Charlie to stop Rosalie, from attacking Emmett's Jeep with crow bar. Once we eventually got her back to my house, we kept Rose isolated in the living room, she was beyond livid, I think she would have rather Emmett had thrown paint all over her. While she paced around the living room wearing a hole in the carpet and muttering to herself. Alice and I stood in the kitchen making sure to block all exits out of the house.
"What are we going to do? I don't think she has ever paced around before in her life" Alice asked worriedly still glancing every once in a while to Rosalie.
"I'm not sure but Charlie should be home in ten minutes maybe he can talk some sense into her." I replied leaning back against the work surface.
And talk some sense into her he did, once he came home he looked from Alice to me twice before raising his eyebrows in question. All we did was point towards the living room where Rosalie was still pacing and muttering. Charlie then laid down his hat on the table and walked into the living room shutting the door behind him. Alice and I shot towards the door and tried listening in. We heard Rosalie start replaying the story. After what seemed an age Charlie decided to speak, their voices turned into mumbles and Alice and I couldn't here so we returned to the kitchen table and waited until they finished speaking. Twenty minutes later Rose walked out of the room looking calm and collected, I was shocked at her next statement.
"Come on Alice I'll drive you home now, see you tomorrow Bella."
And that was it; I walked into the living room to see Charlie casually watching the TV.
"What did you say to her?"
"Nothing much, threatened to put her in jail for the night and remove her license if she touched Emmett's Jeep, as I let the first incident slide with her tampering with his motor last week, you know the usual."
(Wednesday Morning)
"Okay Bell's we are all set you sure you are going to be okay?" Charlie asked walking back through the front door.
"Yes, dad I'll be fine I have Rose and Alice with me" I replied yawning loudly, why did he have to wake me up at five O'clock in the morning? Why couldn't he leave a note?
"I have left Esme and Carlisle's contact numbers on the side just in case you need any help"
"Okay dad."
"Right then off we go" Charlie said while giving me an awkward one arm hug, then heading back towards the truck. Once he was in I waved to him and Billy then took off back towards my bed.
It felt like I had just shut my eyes when my alarm clock started blaring telling me it was seven and that I needed to get up for school. I got up and started my daily routine, after I had finished I sat down in the kitchen and waited for Alice who was coming to pick me up this morning as Charlie had taken my truck.
"Morning Bella!" Alice called out walking straight through my front door, she came into the kitchen and jumped up onto the counter swinging her feet backwards and forwards.
"Hey Ali, how you feeling today?"
"I'm great, fresh as a Daisy! Look at the time we better leave."
I locked up the house while Alice started the car, jumping in quickly she set off towards Forks High school.
"Put some music on, my IPod should be in the glove box"
I grabbed Alice's IPod and put on 'Bang Bang' by Jessie J, Arianna Grande and Nicki Minaj, with both started to sing and dance along to the track.
"She got a body like an hourglass, but I can give it to you all the time
She got a booty like a Cadillac, but I can send you into overdrive (oh)
(You've been waiting for that, stop, hold up, swing your bat)
See anybody could be bad to you,
You need a good girl to blow your mind, yeah"
"Bang bang into the room (I know you want it)
Bang bang all over you (I'll let you have it)
Wait a minute let me take you there (ah)
Wait a minute 'til ya (ah)
Bang bang there goes your heart (I know you want it)
Back, back seat of my car (I'll let you have it)
Wait a minute let me take you there (ah)
Wait a minute 'til ya (ah)"
Alice pulled into the car park, music blaring which of course turned all heads our way.
"She mighta let you hold her hand in school, but I'mma show you how to graduate
No, I don't need to hear you talk the talk, just come and show me what your mamma gave (Oh yeah)
(You've got a very big shhhh, mouth but don't say a thing)
See anybody could be good to you,
You need a bad girl to blow your mind"
Parking the car, Alice got out leaving the music to play. I laughed out loud at the 'Sassy Alice' she was my favourite. She went to get her bag out of the boot singing as she went.
"It's Myx Moscato
It's frizz in a bottle
It's Nicki full throttle
It's oh, oh
Swimming in the grotto
We winning in the lotto
We dipping in the pot of blue foam, so
Kitten so good
It's dripping on wood
Get a ride in the engine that could
Go, Batman robbin' it
Bang, bang, cockin' it
Queen Nicki dominant, prominent
It's me, Jessie, and Ari
If they test me they sorry
Ride us up like a Harley
Then pull off in this Ferrari
If he hanging we banging
Phone ranging, he slanging
It ain't karaoke night but get the mic 'cause I'm singing
B to the A to the N to the G to the uh
B to the A to the N to the G to the hey
See anybody could be good to you,
you need a bad girl to blow your mind (your mind)"
"Bang bang into the room (I know you want it)
Bang bang all over you (I'll let you have it)"
"Yo, I said
Bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang, bang"
"Bang bang there goes your heart (I know you want it)
Back, back seat of my car (I'll let you have it)
Wait a minute let me take you there (ah)
Wait a minute 'till ya (ah)"
"Alice, I'm not sure Alaska can hear you!" Rose called out, parking her car up next to Alice's.
"Shut up Rose Sassy Alice is back" I replied stopping the music and passing Alice her IPod.
"Sassy Alice really? We haven't seen her in a while"
"It's because I have finally let everything go and I am back to focusing on me!" Alice laughed throwing her bag over her shoulder and locking her car.
We walked into English talking about what we were going to do the next couple of days while Charlie was away.
"So what are we going to do about tomorrow?" I asked sitting and turning around in my seat to face Alice and Rose.
"Nothing, we are going to turn up looking fabulous, enjoy a nice meal, and thank them for their hospitality then leave." Alice replied.
"No I'm serious what are we going to do about tomorrow?"
"Bella, Bella, Bella have I taught you nothing? We are of course going to pull a very subtle but effective prank." Rose replied innocently.
"While they're in the house!"
"When else?" Alice giggled.
"This is going to be too risky guys"
"No it won't, Alice and I planned it out last night while you were helping your dad pack."
"We thought about stringing tissue paper around one of their rooms at first but then decided against it as it wouldn't be that effective, so then we came up with the idea of covering one of their bedroom floors in post it notes. So what do you think?"
"Post it notes?" I asked.
"Yes post it notes, throughout the evening we will each excuse ourselves to use the bathroom and then stick as many posts it notes across the floor as possible."
"I can't believe I am agreeing to this Charlie would kill me if he found out."
"Oh Bella its fun, but it will also annoy the hell out of them when they have to pick them all up!"
As the lesson started we were un able to speak to each other, so I sat back and tried to take in as much English as I could, but I wasn't successful, my eyes were closing every couple of minutes due to my early morning wakeup call from Charlie.
"Bella? Bella!" Alice said loudly while poking me in the shoulder. I must have drifted off again.
"What Alice?"
"It's Lunch"
"It's what?" Really lunch already, I must have really spaced out.
"What time did Charlie wake you up this morning?" Rose asked walking into the cafeteria and joining the back of the cue for food.
"Five O'clock! I mean Charlie of all people knows how much I need my eight hours of sleep, why he couldn't leave a note I don't know."
"Poor Bella, all cranky and grumpy if she doesn't get her sleep." Alice laughed pouting her bottom lip and crossing her arms in an imitation of me.
We got our food and headed over to our usual table.
"I wonder why the Cullen's haven't tried to pull anymore pranks on us since Monday." I asked taking a bite out of my burger.
"I don't know? I mean yesterday was really peaceful and quiet I didn't even notice they were here." Alice replied swiftly.
"Take all the peace you can get, because I would put money on them having one planned out for us sometime soon. They're trying to catch us off guard."
"I see your point Rose"
Half an hour later lunch ended and we headed towards our lockers to exchange some books, for our next lessons. I reached up to open my locker but the door refused to budge. I tried opening it again but it was as if the door was welded shut.
"Hey my locker won't open"
Rose moved in front of me and tried pulling the door open but once again the door just refused to move. At that moment a very smug looking Edward walked past heading towards his own locker.
"Door refusing to open Bella? Maybe your mouth should take the same advice and remain shut."
My jaw hit the floor, how dare he! I was about to go storming over when Rose grabbed my arm.
"Don't retaliate right now, get him back when he least expects it."
"But what about my books?"
"Well Edward didn't think that through very well, because he is now going to have share his books with you" Alice laughed removing her books from her locker.
We headed back down the hall ways towards the science blocks. The hallways were always so busy after lunch you had to use your elbows to get to where you wanted to go. Or in Rose's case yell your head off at anybody who comes in striking distance of your brand new Prada shoes.
"eugh I can't wait till we leave for college, high school is beginning to get on my nerves!" Rose said shuffling through groups of people.
"I know, have you decided where you are going yet?" Alice asked.
"Any where with a good mechanics or engineering program"
"Have you told your parents, you want to study mechanics yet?" I asked following her through the classroom door to her seat.
"Why bother they won't take any notice, they think I'm going to med school ha!"
"Rose you have to tell them at some point."
"I know, I will the day before I leave for college, they can't really get mad then."
"Seriously Rose, only you!"
I took my seat next to Edward after finishing my conversation with Rose.
"You're going to have to let me see your text book, somebody glued my locker shut."
"Wonder who did that?"
"Oh I don't care, whoever did it will probably come out worse off." I said turning around grinning at him. Oh I was going to make this lesson hell.
Mr Banner set us a research task for the lesson, which of course required our text books but of course mine were in my locker so Edwards's text book would have to do. Reaching over I pulled the book from under his arm over to my side of the desk.
"Hey what are you doing, I was reading that!"
"Sorry but we need to share, like I said my books are in my locker."
"Not my problem" He said pulling the book back.
"Oh but it is" I insisted pulling the book back but keeping a firm hold of it in my right hand.
Edward tried to pull the book back but I refused to let go looking at him dead in the eye. He breathed out heavily in defeat, and carried on working. I turned the page to answer another question but before I could look, Edward turned the page back. Seriously? He was going to play this game? When he looked back at his work to write something down I flicked the pages back over, holding them down with my index finger.
"Isabella stop turning the pages! I am trying to write something down."
"Me too" I replied innocently.
"Well cut it out, let me finish."
"No let me finish!"
We kept flicking pages back and forth, Edward getting angrier by the second until a few moments later when Edward pulled one of the pages while my hand was on the book. Next a loud ripping sound came from the book. Rose and Emmett turned around to look at a now furious Edward.
"Look what you did!"
"Me, that was all you, you pulled the page." I replied holding back the giggles.
"You owe me a new book!"
"You owe me an apple but you don't see me crying about it" I retaliated.
"You are insufferable!"
"I told you the person who glued my locker shut would come out of the situation worse off." I laughed picking up my bag to leave as the final bell went.
I walked out of the classroom with Alice and Rose laughing behind me.
"Bella, that was incredible I thought Edward was about to explode. Did you see how red his face went?" Alice howled.
"I know, him ripping his own book though was priceless I didn't even intend for that to happen"
Walking towards Alice's car we stopped dead in our track at the sight of it. All of the windows had been covered in whip cream.
"Oh My god, what have they done" Alice whispered in shock dropping her bag to the floor. People started to gather around the car, some snickered at the sight of it others stood and gasped in shock.
"Alice I am pretty sure you put cream on cake not your car" Emmett Cullen said rubbing his chin as he admired what looked like his handy work.
"You idiot! You will pay for this!" Rose growled standing toe to toe with Emmett.
Emmett started laughing then walked off towards Edwards car, he turned around and shouted "See you tomorrow for diner, don't forget the cream Alice, we're having pie"
"Oh I'll bring the cream don't you worry." Alice said gritting her teeth together.