L returned to HQ to find it still bare except for watari and the two kids behind him.
"Watari"
"Yes sr."
"If you die or I die delete all data ok"
"Ok"
L never slept that night nor matt or near.
L got up to get a doughnut from the tray watari put on the table.
"If I die near prove light is kira so I can rest in peace".
L got puzzled looks from matt and near and then they heard footsteps.
L heard them to he tried to figure out who's they were lights were quick paced but these were slow and clumsy …matsuda.
"Good morning matsuda"
"Um hi"
"Would you like a doughnut?"
"No thanks I had breakfast"
"Who are they", matsuda said afraid of the answer
Knowing L he is probably going to say something idiotic, thought near with a grin on his face
L read nears mind, "these are my kids"
"WHAT!"
"I was kidding gosh matsuda"
"This is matt and this is near they're my cousins"
"Ok you almost gave me a heart attack"
"Any way I heard what you did"
"Could you get anything from it?"
"Yea that you're a numbskull"
"Thanks"
"Well we do have enough evidence to bug the place"
"Good"
"How was your date", said L not knowing what to say he never talks this much with matsuda.
"Better than planed"
"Really hmm"
"Ruuzaki!" said matsuda disappointed at L
"Anyway", said near "has windy bugged the place"
"Yes near she has bugged it"
"And hopefully we can get evidence it should be today scene they have a meeting "
"Good"
There was silence for a minute or so then L head those quick steady steps.
"Hello light"
Light walked in then stopped and stared at near and matt then walked to where L was turned around and crash L's foot was under light's chin and lights fit was right on his nose but then before Light could do anything L kicked him in his stomach shooting him across the room.
"Do they always do this", said near embarrassed
"Every other day" said matsuda
"He's not exaggerating every other day you can check the tapes", said watari cleaning up the food tray that light hit when he was kicked.
"Sweet", said matt eye's wide
"Don't you ever feel pain", shouted light slowly getting up
"I learned to ignore it a long time ago", said L wiping the blood gushing from his nose
"You should too"
"Did you find anything", light said finally up
"Nope just that matsuda is a numbskull and you are a doughnut killer", said L pretending to be sad as watari put the doughnut remains in the garbage.
"The meeting should be in an hour right"
"Yes"
"Matsuda knows what to do after the meeting if he's kira right"
"Yes I do"
"I'm confused", said matt
"Good little cousin"
"Why are they here anyway?"
"Because they are my successors", said L holding his breath
"Well hopefully they won't be needed", said light
"But nice to meet you"
L let out his breath loudly. "Hmm yea I would rather be alive then dead"
"Well now their break times have fun" said L getting up then ducking lights fist
"So predictable", said L walking behind Light and kicking his leg making him fall then went to the stairs
"Regroup in 20 minutes"
When L got to his room he just noticed he had a balcony with a beautiful view. L walked to the balcony you could see the tops of skyscrapers even the ….hospital. L walked to his bed and laid there.
"Ahhh im in hell"
L turned on the TV only to see his face and misa's on the news
"Misa the most famous model in both America and Japan is in the hospital after an unknown person found her by the benches when the fair had a power out. He has no id and this is the best picture we got most of his face is hidden if you know who this is please call the local police"
"Crap well I will have to ask watari to tell the police it was me"
"No one knows me I guess I'm fine"
L walked back down the stairs matsuda and matt were the only one there
"Have you seen the news?"
Matt looked up from his game "can't you just pay them to stop"
"Yes but that's no fun", said L with a grin
"I think we won't get anywhere till the meeting"
"Point", said matt looking back at his game
"Let's go do something …..Pranks"
"Who are you and where is L", said matt
"Um k yea this sounds fun", said matsuda looking around
"What's wrong matsuda never had fun", L said with a grin
"Ok where's the hidden camera where are the camera men", said a very paranoid matsuda
"Well there is a camera in every angle possible here but no camera men"
"Where to L", said matt
"Well actually I was hoping you had a friend's house to egg"
"You're so old school L", said matsuda disappointed
"I was joking anyway I have a better idea"
"Matt you got the dog right"
"Yes"
"Matsuda you got the doggy shirt right"
"Yes"
"And I got the two way radios".
"ok tape the button down on the two way radio then tape it around the dog k now put the dog clothes on now and……. Now we have a talking dog"
"Hey you… yea you…. Come here... where are you going", said L into the radio
The girl looked around then at the dog
"Waz up"
The girl went to the dog and touched it to see if it's real
"Oww what was that for".
The girl looked around then ran off
The boys were laughing getting looks from others.
"Ok my turn", said matsuda
Another girl past and younger girl
"Yo"
"Well hello little doggy where's your owner", the girl said as she scratched the dogs ear
"Ahhh yea right there that feels good"
"Did….did you just talk"
"Yea never heard a talking dog"
The girl got up and walked to someone.
"Excuse me could you come over here for a minute "
"Say hi boy", said the girl looking at the dog
"Yip", said the dog wagging its tail
"Miss what are you trying to do"
"Just a minute ago this dog was talking"
She could hear giggles and she grabbed the dog she found the 2 way radio and found the boys
SLAP, all the boy's had bright red slap mark on their face
"Come-on it was just a joke", said matt putting his arms in the air
"Ruuzaki?" said light
"Hello light where did you come from", said L rubbing his cheek and sitting on the sidewalk
"Why did that girl just slap you?"
L whistled and the dog came the he took the two way radio out of the dog's shirt
"Does this explain enough", said L
Light laugh and helped L up "yes it does"
"We better go to HQ the meetings soon"
"What about the dog"
I couldn't think of anything so if this one sucked sorry
Thanks for still reading wait only two are that makes me feel special thanks :P
I edited it so sorry if things aren't spelled right