AUTHORS NOTE: YO! the author is back! So, you better be wanting more. I feel like I've gone crazy, even more than before. Hehe... I just felt like rhyming. Dunno why though, but I did. Anywho, for those who actually took me seriously. THANK YOU SO FREAKING MUCH! I really do love getting questions from readers. It makes me feel loved (sorta). Now, I'm gonna go a little off topic right now. If any of you are wondering what I think about or what is going on in my head when I write stories (or just what I think about in general), I'm making a story that explains the things that occur in my mind. Unfortunately, I'm not sure if you guy can take my utter awesomeness. So, I'm making it strictly Anime and creations ONLY! If you want to see the full story, I'll try to write that somewhere. Okay, so i just posted it. Its under inuyasha/soul eater croossovers, rated m of course. Oh yeah! And soul eater fan, to answer your question. Yes, there is A LOT more of my characters/creations that are yet to be seen. Also, yes. There is one other character that is probably just as insane as Alice. In fact, they sorta...have a little...sexual frustration...umm...*cough* *cough* ...tours each other. IT'S A LONG STORY, DON'T JUDGE ME, DAMNIT! But, he's cool. You'd all like him. And also, (why do I use that word so much?) I'm just so random that I come up with crap that I find funny or just occurs to me when I write the disclaimers. Ah well, moving on!
DISCLAIMER:
Me- *run up to Soul and Maka while hold a piece of paper* "Hey, who wants to see Alice's letter to Santa?"
Soul & Maka- "yeah!"
Me- *clears throat* "Dear, Santa. What I like for Christmas is for you to stop f**king stocking me, you f**king old creepy-ass pedo! F**k you, Alice."
Soul- "I think I need therapy again." *walks away slowly*
Maka- *taps on her chin* "that does sound like Alice. But, the way you said it makes it different."
Me- "she wrote it in caps taking up the whole thing. See?" *shows Maka the letter*
Maka- *stares at it* "ah, that's the Alice we're scared of. " *looks at it closer* "wait a... warrior, you left out an entire paragraph."
Me- "I would feel bad about myself if I quoted those words..." *looks terrified*
Maka- *reads the letter than looks terrified* "so would I."
I DO NOT OWN SOUL EATER! I DO however, own Alice, myself, and other characters and creations you have yet to meet.
Chapter ten
(Time paradox! (Whatever that means))
One day in aquesteria- I mean the story! Yes...that is what I meant...Don't judge me, damnit! (I don't know why I did that. ^_^)
"Maka!" I heard from behind me. I see Kim and Jackie run up to me, breathing heavily.
"M-maka." Kim huffed. "Jackie here has this crazy idea about you and another one about you and Soul, " she laughed, "go on and tell her she's wrong, right Maka?"
"I have my theories! EVERYTHING IS QUESTIONED TIL PROVEN OTHERWISE!" Jackie yelled. I sighed.
Kim laughed and pointed to Jackie, "Tell her she's crazy. Right, Maka?"
"W-well...umm...w-what's y-your idea?" I asked nervously. Jackie cleared her throat and started to fidget with her hands.
"I simply said, 'hey, Kim. Do you notice how Maka is always getting sick lately?' And 'do you think Soul and Maka seem a little closer than usual?'." Jackie stated.
I felt my face heat up emensly. "That is not what you said, lier!" Kim scoffed.
"Your exact words were, and I quote, "hey, I think Soul and Maka are fucking each other." You're such a lier. You're a rug for god sakes!" Kim blurted.
"...uh... yep... you're right, she's crazy." I stumbled. I looked down a my wrist, pretending to look surprised, "Oh, would you look at the time. I must be going now." I walked away quickly. Kim and Jackie were just looking at me with their heads tilted in confusion. I ran quickly down the hallway until...
"Oof! I'm sorry I didn't see you ther-" I blurted and paused when I looked up. "Soul?"
He smirked at me, "jeez, Maka. What's the rush?"
"I was trying to get away from an awkward moment." I sighed. His lazy, crimson eyes looked me over carefully.
Soul crossed his arms, "Alright, who's stocking you this time?" He exhaled deeply. "It's not Hiro again, is it? I swear they guy can't take a hint."
"No. It had nothing to do with him, thank god." I assured him. "Kim and Jackie decided to ask me a few questions about...um well...me and you." I whispered the last part.
Soul was definitely concerned. He look around, no one was in the hallway anymore. "Well, what'd they ask?"
"They didn't really ask...it was more like stated." I whispered. Soul ran his hand through his hair as he thought.
"Alright, what'd they say then?" He ask me, calmly.
I twiddled my thumbs, "well, first. They were stating what their discussion was. Then, Kim asked me to tell Jackie that she's crazy."
"And?" Soul raised an eyebrow.
"I told her she's crazy." I muttered. He looked at me with a confused expression on his face.
"Then, what did they state?" Soul asked.
I avoided eye contact with Soul, "...umm...first off, I think they're either really smart or incredibly stupid to say this." He shifted his weight to his other leg and leaned up against the lockers. "Well, Jackie said that she's been noticing that I get sick more and how we spend more time together. Kim, on the other hand, said that she thinks we fucking each other..."
Soul nodded his head, "your right. They are smart..." he sighed. "That's a first."
"Soul, I'm serious. What if they find out? It's bad enough that most of our group of friends know. But, Jackie and Kim don't know how to keep a secret." I pleaded.
Soul stuck his hands in his pockets, "Well, what can we do? Blackstar knows. Kid knows. Liz and Tsubaki knows. Hell, Stein, Marie, and your father knows! How much worse could it get?"
I fidgeted, "Patty is too dense to figure it out. I think Lord Death can sense the difference in my soul wavelength," I said quietly.
"Well, how bad can it be if Lord Death knows? Plus, we're both graduating in a couple weeks. We can last that long. Right?" Soul asked.
I gave him a little smile, "You're right, Soul. It can't be that bad, can it?" I said.
(MEANWHILE)
"Hmm..." Lord Death pondered. "Is there something different about Maka to you, Spirit?"
Spirit frowned, "Unfortunately, yes. She's pregnant with that fucking delinquent's child." He spat in utter disgust and anger.
"Language, Spirit." Lord Death scolded. "Oh, I knew they would hit it off! And you should be happy for them, Spirit. They're always so happy with each other and you can just tell that they're in love. Their souls are practically resonating when ever they're near each other and they make such a cute couple. Oh, it's just wonderful that they found each other!" He said, overjoyed.
Spirit crossed his arms, "I refuse to be happy when they've been sneaking off behind my back for almost three years after I specifically told her not to go near him!"
"Well, what's done is done. There's nothing wrong with them being together when they're in love. Now, remember Spirit. You did the same thing with Kami. You don't have any room to judge them and unlike you, Soul is not a womanizer. So, he's not going to cheat on Maka what so ever." Lord Death told him.
Spirit just stared at him with a dumbfounded face. He was at a loss for words.
"My, my, Spirit. It's seems that I've struck a nerve, now haven't I?" Lord Death joked.
(BACK WITH MAKA)
Soul nodded, "I mean, the worse thing he could do is tell us congratulations in front of the whole school." Just then, the hall mirrors flicked on and Shinigami appeared.
"Oh shit!" Soul and I yelled at the same time.
To be continued...
Authors note: yes it's short. I had a really bad case of writers block and I had a lot of shit to do, so yeah. Sorry, I'll say it again. Sorry. And yes, I did promise I'd make the chapters longer. But, I really couldn't do that. I ran out of ideas and I almost considered writing a lemon in it. (I'm sorry, perverts. I don't have the guts to write that kind of stuff without pasting out from a nosebleed.) If you show me that you care, I will do better and write more! So, please tell me what you think. P.M me, please. I WILL ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS! R&R, F&F, please! Warrior out- warriorwolf19keyblademaster
Alice- "WHO THE F**K TOOK MY LETTER!?"
Me- *eyes bludge* "Oh, Shinigami!" *starts running* "RUN, BITCHES! RUN!"
Maka- "What about Soul!?"
Me- "he might live! Alice is the incredibly pissed off version of me. Therefore, she finds Soul highly attractive and won't kill him! Probably!"
Maka- "WARRIOR! YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON MY PARTNER!? WHAT THE F**K!? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!"
Me- "Maka, we are friends! I'm sorry! But, I don't know how to control my god damn teenage girl hormones!"
Maka- "GOD DAMN PUBERTY! WHY MUST YOU MAKE US GIRLS SO HORNY!?"
Alice- "WARRIOR! I'M GOING TO RIP OFF THE HEAD OF YOUR F**KING SOUL PLUSHIE!"
Me- "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"