Piccolo's Little Stress Free Vacation
by Slim Gohan
Disclaimers - I don't own them, how's that
grab ya?
Summary - Well, last chapter Piccolo, Howie D, Tenshinhan, and Nelly
explored the world to the typical DB/Sailor Moon crossover
and Trunks and Goten were watching Barney! You expected
Vegeta, huh? Well, that will work into this chapter.
The last chapter wasn't that funny but hopefully this one will
make up for that. And I'd like to thank Zephyr for this good idea.
***** Piccolo's Little Stress Free Vacation is ment to be a 15 chapter, BUT
if by the 15th Chapter, if this has at least 40 reviews, I'll continue
Piccolo and Howie D's adventures in Hawaii. It has 32 reviews when I last
checked, so if you want more than 15, review, Thanks *****
Well, here's the chapter
CH.11 PICCOLO AND HOWIE D GO TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK AND DESTORY THE OLSON TWINS
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Piccolo and Howie were sitting at their table, all sweaty as usual. They were drinking their water as they
usually do. They gave Ami and Trista money to go shopping, ao they were alone. "So Howie, wanna do something?"
"Yeah, let me think..............Hey! Let's go to the amusement park, and take some friends too!" "Ok, I'll call
Gohan. Piccolo tried reaching Gohan but to no avail. "I'll try Goku and Krillin, since I can't get Gohan, and no
way in hell am I going to call Vegeta." Lucky for Piccolo, Goku and Krillin were availble, and were on their way.
"Ok, I'll call my friends." "Backstreet Boys?" ".....Them too." Well, Howie tried everyone, and they were not avaible
so then he tried the Backstreet Boys. None were availble, but he still had one more to call...."Hi, Kevin? Where are you?"
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AT THE PORN MOVIE STORE NEXT DOOR TO THE PLACE HOWIE AND PICCOLO WERE STAYING AT
"I'm hiding from my wife!, she's extra mean today!........Wanna go with you and your big green patient to an amusement park?
........."Ok, I'm in. Meet you in an hour.......Shit, she's close by! Gotta run!" Kevin ran out of the store and ran towards the
amusement park.
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AMUSEMENT PARK
Howie, Piccolo, Goku, and Krillin all met there at the front gate. They found Kevin in a garbage can hiding from his wife. "So
Kevin, hiding from your wife?" "Y-y-yes. *Looking left and right*" "Don't worry! I do it all the time! ChiChi is down right scary
sometimes." "Yeah, I guess that happens sometimes Goku." "Uhh, can we go in now?" The 5 walked in the park.
As for Vegeta.......
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CAPSULE
"NOW! How many times have I told you two to stay away from my Barney videos? I want an answer!" "6" "And I let you off easy those times!"
"Yeah if you call getting your ass kicked easy." "Well, here is your punishment......a spanking!!!" "No! Dad!" "Haha. haha, he can't do shit
to me!" "You're getting a punishment too, Kakorott's Brat #2!" "But Dad, we're about 17, isn't that for 2 year olds?" "Shut up and take your
pants off! Both of you!" "Bu..." "NOW!!!" They complied. "Now bend over for your punishment! NOW!" They complied again. Vegeta walked behind Goten
and slapped his ass so hard, he went flying through the wall. Same went for Trunks. "Hehheheheheh, that should teach them not to touch MY Barney tapes."
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VENUE WHERE THE "BOYBAND" DREAM STREET IS PLAYING
"Happens Every Time, when I see you, Happen's every time when I need you, Happens every time when we meeeeeeetttt! Down on Dream Street."
"God I hate that song, their gonna die!" Someone arrived behind him. "Hey, who's there?" "I'm Chaozu, who are you?" "I'm AJ McClean." "Here to kill Dream
Street too?" "Yup." Someone appeared behind them. "So am I." "Who are you?" "I'm Karl Malone, I play Pro Basketball for the NBA's Utah Jazz." "Nice to meet you."
"Well, I'm gonna kill these bastards too." "Yamcha?!?!?!?" "Yup." "Me too." "Who are you?" "I'm Gene Starwind, captin of the Outlaw Star." "Well, are we gonna chat?
Or are we gonna kill some Boyband shits?" Karl Malone said, the others gave out a loud YEAHHHH!!! So Karl Malone, AJ McClean, Gene Starwind, Chaozu, and Yamcha killed
Dream Street (Dubbed the next NSYNC) and then went out for ice cream afterwords.
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AMUSEMENT PARK
"Hey, let's try the Olsen Twins ride?" "........Ok Krillin." There was no line so they just got on. The ride was just a straight line, with pictures of the Olsens. It took
a total of 3 seconds. "That ride sucked ass!" "Yeah, let's kill the Olsen Twins!" The Olsens appeared right before them, I don't know why. "So you want to kill us, well you'll
die then!" "No we won't you stupid twins, Goku will kick your ass because he is a Supe..." A farris wheel fell on Krillin. All the sudden Michael Jordan and Bill Clinton appeared
"OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KRILLIN!!!" "YOU BASTARDS!!!" Michael and Bill disappeared. Goku went Super Saiyjin 6 million (actually 4) while in the distance you could hear a voice yelling
"KAKOROTT SURPASSED ME AGAIN!!! (guess who this is)" Piccolo and Howie powered up, while Kevin pulled out a caster gun (a la Outlaw Star(I forgot why he(Kevin) got it)) and put a number
15 shell, and put it in. The Olsens were scared now.
"FINAL FLASH!!"
"KAMEHAMEHA!!!!"
"SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!"
"EAT THIS CASTER BLAST MORON!!"
The Olsen twins were no more.
All the sudden Krillin appeared, alive! "Krillin, why are you alive?" "I donno. Let's go on the roller coaster!!" That got a collective "YEAH!!" and the rest of the day was great.
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NEXT DAY - HOTEL
Krillin, Piccolo, Howie, Goku, and Kevin were sitting at the table, not sweaty, and drinking water.
As for our good friend Vegeta.........
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CAPSULE
Vegeta, as he usually does at the end of a chapter, is watching Barney.
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WELL THAT'S IT FOR THIS INSTALLMENT, REMEMBER IDEAS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME, 40 REVIEWS FOR MORE THAN 15 CHAPTERS, AND THE 08TH MS TEAM KICKS ASS!
NEXT CHAPTER, PICCOLO AND HOWIE D DO SOME SHIT!!!!!!!!! STAY TUNED! OR SOMETHING
by Slim Gohan
Disclaimers - I don't own them, how's that
grab ya?
Summary - Well, last chapter Piccolo, Howie D, Tenshinhan, and Nelly
explored the world to the typical DB/Sailor Moon crossover
and Trunks and Goten were watching Barney! You expected
Vegeta, huh? Well, that will work into this chapter.
The last chapter wasn't that funny but hopefully this one will
make up for that. And I'd like to thank Zephyr for this good idea.
***** Piccolo's Little Stress Free Vacation is ment to be a 15 chapter, BUT
if by the 15th Chapter, if this has at least 40 reviews, I'll continue
Piccolo and Howie D's adventures in Hawaii. It has 32 reviews when I last
checked, so if you want more than 15, review, Thanks *****
Well, here's the chapter
CH.11 PICCOLO AND HOWIE D GO TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK AND DESTORY THE OLSON TWINS
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Piccolo and Howie were sitting at their table, all sweaty as usual. They were drinking their water as they
usually do. They gave Ami and Trista money to go shopping, ao they were alone. "So Howie, wanna do something?"
"Yeah, let me think..............Hey! Let's go to the amusement park, and take some friends too!" "Ok, I'll call
Gohan. Piccolo tried reaching Gohan but to no avail. "I'll try Goku and Krillin, since I can't get Gohan, and no
way in hell am I going to call Vegeta." Lucky for Piccolo, Goku and Krillin were availble, and were on their way.
"Ok, I'll call my friends." "Backstreet Boys?" ".....Them too." Well, Howie tried everyone, and they were not avaible
so then he tried the Backstreet Boys. None were availble, but he still had one more to call...."Hi, Kevin? Where are you?"
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AT THE PORN MOVIE STORE NEXT DOOR TO THE PLACE HOWIE AND PICCOLO WERE STAYING AT
"I'm hiding from my wife!, she's extra mean today!........Wanna go with you and your big green patient to an amusement park?
........."Ok, I'm in. Meet you in an hour.......Shit, she's close by! Gotta run!" Kevin ran out of the store and ran towards the
amusement park.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
AMUSEMENT PARK
Howie, Piccolo, Goku, and Krillin all met there at the front gate. They found Kevin in a garbage can hiding from his wife. "So
Kevin, hiding from your wife?" "Y-y-yes. *Looking left and right*" "Don't worry! I do it all the time! ChiChi is down right scary
sometimes." "Yeah, I guess that happens sometimes Goku." "Uhh, can we go in now?" The 5 walked in the park.
As for Vegeta.......
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CAPSULE
"NOW! How many times have I told you two to stay away from my Barney videos? I want an answer!" "6" "And I let you off easy those times!"
"Yeah if you call getting your ass kicked easy." "Well, here is your punishment......a spanking!!!" "No! Dad!" "Haha. haha, he can't do shit
to me!" "You're getting a punishment too, Kakorott's Brat #2!" "But Dad, we're about 17, isn't that for 2 year olds?" "Shut up and take your
pants off! Both of you!" "Bu..." "NOW!!!" They complied. "Now bend over for your punishment! NOW!" They complied again. Vegeta walked behind Goten
and slapped his ass so hard, he went flying through the wall. Same went for Trunks. "Hehheheheheh, that should teach them not to touch MY Barney tapes."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
VENUE WHERE THE "BOYBAND" DREAM STREET IS PLAYING
"Happens Every Time, when I see you, Happen's every time when I need you, Happens every time when we meeeeeeetttt! Down on Dream Street."
"God I hate that song, their gonna die!" Someone arrived behind him. "Hey, who's there?" "I'm Chaozu, who are you?" "I'm AJ McClean." "Here to kill Dream
Street too?" "Yup." Someone appeared behind them. "So am I." "Who are you?" "I'm Karl Malone, I play Pro Basketball for the NBA's Utah Jazz." "Nice to meet you."
"Well, I'm gonna kill these bastards too." "Yamcha?!?!?!?" "Yup." "Me too." "Who are you?" "I'm Gene Starwind, captin of the Outlaw Star." "Well, are we gonna chat?
Or are we gonna kill some Boyband shits?" Karl Malone said, the others gave out a loud YEAHHHH!!! So Karl Malone, AJ McClean, Gene Starwind, Chaozu, and Yamcha killed
Dream Street (Dubbed the next NSYNC) and then went out for ice cream afterwords.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
AMUSEMENT PARK
"Hey, let's try the Olsen Twins ride?" "........Ok Krillin." There was no line so they just got on. The ride was just a straight line, with pictures of the Olsens. It took
a total of 3 seconds. "That ride sucked ass!" "Yeah, let's kill the Olsen Twins!" The Olsens appeared right before them, I don't know why. "So you want to kill us, well you'll
die then!" "No we won't you stupid twins, Goku will kick your ass because he is a Supe..." A farris wheel fell on Krillin. All the sudden Michael Jordan and Bill Clinton appeared
"OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KRILLIN!!!" "YOU BASTARDS!!!" Michael and Bill disappeared. Goku went Super Saiyjin 6 million (actually 4) while in the distance you could hear a voice yelling
"KAKOROTT SURPASSED ME AGAIN!!! (guess who this is)" Piccolo and Howie powered up, while Kevin pulled out a caster gun (a la Outlaw Star(I forgot why he(Kevin) got it)) and put a number
15 shell, and put it in. The Olsens were scared now.
"FINAL FLASH!!"
"KAMEHAMEHA!!!!"
"SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!"
"EAT THIS CASTER BLAST MORON!!"
The Olsen twins were no more.
All the sudden Krillin appeared, alive! "Krillin, why are you alive?" "I donno. Let's go on the roller coaster!!" That got a collective "YEAH!!" and the rest of the day was great.
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NEXT DAY - HOTEL
Krillin, Piccolo, Howie, Goku, and Kevin were sitting at the table, not sweaty, and drinking water.
As for our good friend Vegeta.........
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CAPSULE
Vegeta, as he usually does at the end of a chapter, is watching Barney.
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WELL THAT'S IT FOR THIS INSTALLMENT, REMEMBER IDEAS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME, 40 REVIEWS FOR MORE THAN 15 CHAPTERS, AND THE 08TH MS TEAM KICKS ASS!
NEXT CHAPTER, PICCOLO AND HOWIE D DO SOME SHIT!!!!!!!!! STAY TUNED! OR SOMETHING