I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

New Clothes. What!

Naruto & Hinata: Damn it.

Hinata: Go see who the hell that is.

Naruto: Hell, I'm gonna do more than see who that is.

There's another knock as Naruto puts his pants back on.

Naruto: Wait!

Naruto gets his pants and goes to open the door. When Naruto opens the door he doesn't give the visitor a chance to speak, he gives them a toe tick to the stomach causing them to lean forward. Naruto turns and pulls their head to his should but his pushed forward. Naruto catches himself before falling and turns and sees that the visitor is none other than Jiraiya himself.

Jiraiya: And just what were you doing in here?

Naruto: What! What was I doin'? What! You want to know what I was doin'? What! Before you knocked. What! Before you so rudely interrupted us. What! Well, if you must know. What! What I was doin'. What! Before you knocked. What! I was doin' it. What! It! What! It! What! IT! What! I was doin' Hinata.

Naruto points towards Hinata and Jiraiya looks in a see Hinata still lying naked on Naruto's bed. Normally, Hinata would've died from embarrassment, but the Kyuubi's spirit has released her inhibitions.

Naruto: Cover yourself up! Now, where was I?

Jiraiya: You were do…

Naruto: What! We were doing the horizontal mambo. What! The beast with two backs. What! Bumpin' uglies. What! I was "stickin'" it to her real good. What! The real freaky jutsu. What!

Jiraiya: What?

Naruto: That's what I said, I said "WHAT!" And now you stand there with that stupid look on your face interruptin' us. What! Why? What! Why? What! What for? What!

Jiraiya: Lady Tsunade wants to see you.

Naruto: Hell, what does she want to see me for, didn't we already debrief?

Jiraiya: I don't know, she just said that she wanted to see you?

Naruto: Tell her I'll be there.

Jiraiya: When?

Naruto: When I get there.

Jiraiya: (whispering) Hey, did you do the Toad Sage Squat Fuck?

Naruto looks back at Hinata to make sure she couldn't hear them.

Naruto: (whispering) Yeah, she liked once we got into the groove of it.

Jiraiya: I knew that one would be a hit and it looks like you two have a few fans.

Jiraiya motions to the crowd still loitering around Naruto's apartment, Naruto steps out of the doorway to get a better look at what Jiraiya meant and is met with a round of applause and cheers. Naruto raises his two middle fingers high into the air as the crowd begins to cheer louder, Hinata comes to the door half-dressed and the male contingent of the crowd goes wild. The crowd begins to chant their names.

The crowd: (chanting) Na-ru-to! Hi-na-ta! Na-ru-to! Hi-na-ta!

Hinata: Wow, we're a hit.

Jiraiya: I'll say.

Naruto: You'll say what?

Jiraiya: That you're a…

Before Jiraiya can finish his sentence Naruto gives him a toe kick to the stomach causing him to lean forward, Naruto turns around and pulls Jiraiya's head to his shoulder and falls to a seated position on the ground causing Jiraiya to bounce into the air and land on his back half-conscious. Naruto crawls over Jiraiya until they're face to face.

Naruto: (shouting) That's what you get, that's what you get you son of a bitch. Don't you ever come up here interruptin' us again! You tell the Hokage's old ass that I'll get there when I get there and not a second sooner and you can believe it, 'cuz Naruto said so!

Naruto stands up and face the crowd, Naruto raises one hand and a catches a flying bottle of sake. Naruto raises his hand to catch another bottle of sake and hands it to Hinata, Naruto and Hinata toast to each other and pour the sake down there throats getting more on their chests than actually in there mouths while the crowd is still cheering. Hinata walks back into Naruto's apartment as Naruto turns to the crowd one more time and raises his bottle and the crowd explodes one last time before Naruto follows Hinata back inside. The sound of the door closing brings Jiraiya to.

Jiraiya: That son of a bitch did it again. I know what'll make me feel better, I'll do more research after I report back to the Hokage.

Inside Naruto's apartment Naruto explains that the Hokage wants to see him.

Naruto: The Hokage wants to see me.

Hinata: What for?

Naruto: Hell, I don't know.

Hinata: Now?

Naruto: I guess, you comin'?

Hinata: Yeah, but we've got to make a stop first.

Naruto: Where?

Hinata: To get some new clothes, you tore my jacket and you need something that doesn't scream jackass.

Naruto: Whatever.

Naruto puts on one of his black tee shirts and hands one to Hinata. He starts to put on his jacket but realizes that it's still soaked with Hinata's essence and puts it back.

Naruto: Now I really need new clothes, let's go.

As Naruto and Hinata are about to enter the tailor's shop, he sees a figure down the road that looks sort of looks like Sasuke from behind but dismisses it.

Naruto: Hell, I gotta lay of the sake.

Hinata: What's wrong?

Naruto: I thought I just saw Sasuke.

Hinata: You mean that jackass that left the village?

Naruto: Yeah.

Hinata: It might've been, he's back.

Naruto: What? He's back? What?

Hinata: Yeah, came back like a few months ago. Apparently, he's learned all he could learn from Orochimaru and came back.

Naruto: What? After all the hell I went through trying to bring him back and he's just gonna return. What? Wait 'til I get my hands on that son of a bitch.

Hinata: Wait, this is my family's personal tailor shop, they won't take long. An hour and half, tops.

Hinata and Naruto enter the shop and are greeted by the owner of the shop.

Shop owner: Ah, Ms. Hinata, I haven't seen you in a while.

Hinata: And now you have, congratu-fuckin'-lations.

The shop owner is surprised by Hinata's current manner of speech and attitude, she had always known the shy Hinata.

Shop Owner: (stuttering) What do we owe this honor?

Hinata glares at the shop owner.

Hinata: Why the hell else would I come see a tailor?

Naruto and Hinata give the shop owner their order and let the tailors take their measurements. After they were finished, they sat down in the waiting room, Naruto falls asleep and is pulled before the Kyuubi No Kitsune.

Kyuubi: You're welcome.

Naruto: What the hell for?

Kyuubi: I helped her get rid of her meekness.

Naruto: How?

Kyuubi: When she swallowed your seed, I gave her some of my spirit as I did for you.

Naruto: So she can use you too?

Kyuubi: No, I merely gave her a new "attitude," so to speak.

Naruto: Hell, that explains the way she's been actin'. I thought it was strange that she'd be able to pull that 180 so fast. Wait, so she knows about you?

Kyuubi: Yes, I sent her a vision of me when she swallowed you.

Naruto: Hell, alls I can say is...

Naruto flips the Kyuubi No Kitsune off as a gesture a "thanks."

Kyuubi: (chuckling) As I said before, you're welcome. Brat.

Naruto is awoken by the Shop owner.

Shop owner: Excuse me, your clothes are ready.

Hinata: Well, it's about damn time. Were you able to handle my special requests?

Shop owner: Uh, yes ma'am.

Naruto: Requests?

Hinata: I told him to make some special additions to some of our clothes.

Naruto and Hinata took their clothes and head to the dressing room.

Shop owner: Uh, excuse me, Lady Hinata?

Hinata: What?

Shop owner: I'm sorry but we don't allow two people to occupy the same dressing room, especially male and female.

Naruto turns to the shop owner and stares him into the face.

Naruto: What? You tell me we can't go in? What? Together? What? Me and her? What?

The can shop owner can see the malice in Naruto's eyes and backs down.

Shop owner: Uh, I'm sorry, go right ahead.

Naruto's clothes consisted simply of a black tee-shirt with orange designs and lettering. Naruto's tee-shirt said "Other Side, Jackass" on the front and "Believe It" on the back. His clothes were completed with a pair of blue pants. Hinata had a yellow tee-shirt with the same symbol she saw in her vision of the fox in the sun and black pants. The Kyuubi's spirit gave Hinata a certain brashness, enough to move her to have her clothes form fitting and show off her curves as she would have never done previously due to her shyness. Hinata gives Naruto a wrapped package.

Hinata: Here, I had them make this special for you.

Naruto: What is it?

Hinata: It's a vest for when you go on missions and shit like that.

Naruto opens the package and unfolds a black vest with an orange spiky-haired skull on the back with the word "Kyuubi" above the skull and "Fueled" on the bottom. On the right pockets in the front were Uzumaki and the word "Outlaw" on the left.

Naruto: What'd you get me this for?

Hinata: Just say "thank you," jackass.

Naruto: Call me a jackass again and I'm gonna lay into your ass right here.

Hinata walks up to Naruto, grabs him by the waste and kisses him on his neck.

Hinata: Is that a promise?

Naruto: Not right now, we got stuff to do.

Hinata: Like what?

Naruto: We gotta bring your stuff to my place and I gotta see what that old lady wants.

Naruto and Hinata gather their clothes and prepare to leave. Before they leave, Hinata turns to Naruto.

Hinata: Well?

Naruto: What?

Hinata: I know you don't expect me to pay him.

Naruto: Hell, I am I suppose to pay him? Hell, I been gone for two and a half years, training with that perverted bastard. Hell, I ain't done no missions, I ain't got no money.

Hinata flashes Naruto a dirty look.

Naruto: Don't look at me like that.

Hinata: Shut the fuck up!!!

Hinata approaches the shop owner.

Hinata: Put it on my family's tab.

Shop owner: Yes' ma'am.

Naruto walks up to the shop owner and extends his hand.

Naruto: I'm sorry 'bout all that stuff earlier.

The shop owner shakes Naruto's hand.

Shop owner: No need for apologies, sir.

The shop owner attempts to return to his duties but is stopped as Naruto is still holding on to his hand.

Naruto: What do ya' say we have a drink?

Before the shop owner can say anything, Naruto raises one hand and catches a flying bottle of sake and hands it to the shop owner, Naruto then repeats the process for his own bottle. Naruto raises his bottle to the shop owner but notices that the shop owner his hesitant.

Naruto: What the matter?

Shop owner: I…

Naruto: What? You don't like sake?

Shop owner: It's not that, its jus…

Naruto: What? Then what is it?

Shop owner: I can't d…

Naruto: What? You can't what? Drink my sake?

Shop owner: No, it's not…

Naruto: What? You can drink sake, but just not mine. What? What's wrong with mine? What? Is it nasty? What? Disgusting? What? Do I have diseases? What? Germs? What? Is that it?

Shop owner: No.

Naruto: Then what is it?

Shop owner: It's nothing.

Naruto: Then drink the damn sake.

Naruto drinks his sake followed by the shop owner. As the shop owner leans his head back to drink, Naruto gives him a toe kick to the stomach causing him to bend over. Naruto turns and pulls the shop owner's head to his shoulder and falls to a seated position to the floor.

Hinata: (thinking) I get the feeling that he does that a lot.

As the shop owner falls to his back, Naruto climbs over him until they're face to face.

Naruto: (shouting) That's what you get! That's what you get, you son of a bitch! Don't you ever try to stop Naruto Uzumaki cuz I'm gonna do whatever the hell I want so believe cuz Naruto said so!

After his tirade, Naruto heads out of the door followed by Hinata.