Ok, dreamer lady I am really sorry. I tried I swear I did to write a super kinky Jim getting his but kicked in the boudoir scene as your requested but I just couldn't do it. I guess I'm too vanilla, Gaila would be ashamed. Anyway thanks to everyone who read and reviewed!

I'll tell you one thing.

This monogamy shit is getting old really fast.

It's been two months now since Jim said he just wanted to be with me.

That was cute, I liked that.

I also liked the super hot makeup sex we had afterwards.

If those handcuffs and that headboard could talk.

But now, two months later the fun is starting to wear off.

Seriously the other night I went to his dorm and we watched a movie.

Just watched a movie.

Just a boring old movie with no sex.

There was cuddling but a girl cannot live on cuddling alone.

And when we actually do have sex, it's become a little..

Boring.

I mean Gods love Jimmy, he's so attentive. I've never had anyone go down on me as often as that boy does.

But lately it's been the same old same old.

We've fallen into a routine. Kiss, kiss some more, hand on my ass, hand up my skirt, finger finger finger"Oh yes Jimmy yes!" onto the bed, shirts off, nipples, more kissing, finally sex, sex "Gaila, god Gaila," spooning. The End.

I mean its not bad or anything, just predictable.

When we first got together it was crazy.

We were on the desk, in costumes; there were toys and different positions. It was great.

Ny says the best thing about being in a relationship is figuring each other out and getting into a comfortable routine.

Are all human relationships this boring??

I'm starving for some variety.

Sometimes when Jim is doing that super slow tongue thing down my stomach I pretend he's a different person, like that hot blonde Cadet Rand, or that guy from my calculus class who always asks to borrow my pencils, or even (do NOT tell Ny) Commander Spock (though for some reason I always picture him with a goatee, it makes him seem more dangerous).

I even tried to talk Jim into a threesome with his hot roommate to spice things up. He was totally repulsed by the idea.

Honestly why are humans such prudes!

I'm going out of my mind here, something needs to be done.

I tired all sorts of things to make him lose interest.

I tried the needy routine.

"But Jimmy, I don't want you to go to poker night with your friends, I want you to stay here and help me paint my nails".

He ended up sucking my toes and giving me a foot massage.

I tried the clingy routine.

"Jimmy! I made you this. It's a t-shirt with our picture on it! Why don't you wear it when we go out tonight!"

He wore it proudly and it even got us free drinks at the bar.

I even tried withholding sex.

"Not tonight Jimmy, I have a huge migraine"

But that really didn't work. Just having him sleeping next to me, all muscle and smelling like boy was too much for me and I jumped his bones in the middle of the night.

I am officially out of options.

If he doesn't break up with me soon I might have to marry the bastard. Then I'll be stuck in this same routine for the rest of my life!

Gods help me!