Laila: Hello! Just stopping by to tell you guys my week~ :D We only had three days of school this week~ And, guess what! There is no snow outside. Pity.
Anyways, today I went to a christmas party and when I got a present, and when I saw my name, the only thing that crossed my name was: Is my name really this hard to spell? Then we all laughed at turned into unicorns. Amen.

Natsuka: You know, I want to read some more Ouran and Hetalia crossovers.

Laila: Yeah! I think there is only... like, One other crossover with more than 10,000 words.

Natsuka: Anyways, who knows some good Sasodei (Naruto) stories? Or Poker pair (D. Gray Man)? Or RoyxEd (FMA)?

Laila: Well, Merry yesterday-was-christmas!

Natsuka: I (We) would have updated yesterday, but my mom, for some reason, made me get off the computer...

"Dude! Japan, guess what day it is today!" America screeched over the phone.

"Ah, please don't yell over the phone, that is the whole reason why I invented phones with volume(1)." Said nation blinked as he talked over the phone to America.

"Sorry dude; But guess what day it is!" The blonde quickly apologized before continuing.

"I do not know due to my old age." Japan stated.

America smiled widely. "Today is Christmas!"

"... Ah, I vaguely remember it now." Japan said quietly.

"I'm having a totally awesome party at my house! You, Italy, and Germany are invited (The more people, the more presents!)!" America raved on.

"... Er, I'm... Busy (AH! Have to go E-mail Hungary-chan to make an appointment...)..." Japan sweatdropped.

Amerca pouted. "B-but... I wanted to spent time with you (and your super awesome Christmas presents)..."

"E-er, is that the door? I guess I'll call you later!" Japan hung up and sighed with relief.

"... Damn..." America cursed quietly.

"Haru-chan, Haru-chan! I have a present for you~!" Honey exclaimed happily as he jumped in front of the only girl in the host club.

"Oh, you shouldn't have to..." Haruhi smiled awkwardly. Honey pouted slightly before brightening up again.

"You should open it Haru-chan!" He giggled with joy.

Haruhi sighed softly before taking the wrapper off her present. "... Cake?" She asked curiously.

"Yup~! There's chocolate, and vanilla with strawberries, and also dark chocolate with apples~!" Honey said happily before asking a question.

"Can I have a piece?"

The host club was ecstatic with the christmas joy. Honey and Mori were dressed as raindeer, Haruhi, Hikaru and Kaoru were dressed as elves, Kyoya was dressed as Mrs Claus while Tamaki was dressed as Santa Claus.

"... They're overdueing this..." Japan deadpanned as he sipped his tea with England. Around them were about five christmas trees (all decorated with lights and such), hundreds of presents, and lots and LOTS of fake snow.

"Yes they are," England agreed before continuing, "but atleast the aren't like Alfred." That was something the both of the could agree on.

"So who are you going to spend Christmas with?" Japan asked curiously. England blushed deeply and mumbled some words.

"What?" The asian asked, unable to understand.

"Francis..." England mumbled a bit louder, but not loud enough for anyone but Japan to hear. The asian stared at him for a minute before smiling. "I hope he treats you well," Japan patted England's shoulder before going to talk to Romano and Spain.

"Kiku..." England's face redden.

"Presents~!" Tamaki cried out when the clock stuck 3. The seasoned host club members were used to his random yelling, thus they didn't jump like the nations. "It's time to open presents~!" Honey said cutely as he walked over to Mori and handed him a present.

"Huzzah!" America, Kaoru, and Hikaru cheered while skipping around in circles (A/N: As I wrote this, I thought, 'Gay pansies...' Go Homosexuality!). They turned to each other and handed each other a box.

Spain run over to Romano and handed him a big, red box. "F-for... Me?" Romano asked, surprised. Spain only smiled and hugged Romano. Romano's face heated up before he opened the box.

"Oi, Kiku," England called to the nation with a video camera. "Hai?" Japan asked, still recording Romano and Spain. "H-here..." He handed him a rectangular box. "Thank you Arthur. Here," Japan handed him his own present.

"... Where's Toris?" America asked randomly. The host club went silent.

"I-i-ivan... M-merry ch-chri-christmas..." Lithuania Shakily handed the Russian a bottle shaped present. Russia smiled warmly at the shivering nation.

"why thank you. Here is your present," he said as he handed him a envalope. "Th-thank y-y-you..." Lithuania cried. Where is Belarus when you need her? !

"What did you guys get?" Tamaki asked the members of his club. Honey answered first. "I got cake, cake, cake, cake, and hey! More cake~!" Pink flowers appeared around the small teen as he thought of all the cake he now has.

"We got... '100 ways to trick the Police', cake, tomatoes, and manga," the twins said in unison.

"I got tea, some books, and cake," England said as he stared longingly at the tea.

"I got money and cake," Kyoya smiled darkly.

"I got cake, money, a book, and... a college scholarship? !" Haruhi stared at the scholarship with shock.

"..." Japan said as he stared at his manga and cake.

"I fucking got cake, tomatoes, and a movie," Romano grumbled.

All Spain did was cuddle the italian, ignoring his presents.

A/N: Done!

Smileren,

I'm so sorry! It's just, I haven't watched Ouran in such a long time! I can't remember how they act!

-Laila & Natsuka

Next chapter will be like Alice in Wonderland. :D ... maybe...

(1) I don't care who invented it...

... M gonna edit this later...