"Demon speaking"

'Demon thinking'

"Human speaking"

'Human thinking'

(Scene change)

Disclaimer: I don't own the Naruto series, though the plot is mine.

A/N: Thanks for reading. Any suggestions, please leave in the reviews. I kinda just do this on the spot whenever I think of something, and school has been keeping me busy. Sorry I'm not updating as often, but academics have to come first. Anyway, any suggestions, PM me or leave something in the reviews. Love you, bye!

Chunin Exams Part 3

Hoshabi POV:

The rest of the second part passed fairly quickly, as Gaara and I destroyed most of the teams we didn't like… It was funny when we dragged a bunch of scroll -less genins in the tower… Oh, the faces of those poor medics! I swear I never laughed so hard.

We ended up resting for the rest of the exam. It was quite entertaining to see Gaara's team when we got back, their eyes were bulging out of their heads. I laughed so hard! Anyways, the second exam was over with, and now we were all lining up for the next part of the exam.

No one POV:

Team 7 and the Sand Siblings were a bit worse for wear. It was somewhat surprising the the Sand Siblings that all the Konoha genins were there, but then again… This was their home territory. All the genin other than the Konoha genin with silver hair, Team 7 and the Sand Siblings looked worse for wear. All of the attention was then gathered onto the Sandaime as he began his speech. While it was entertaining for Hoshabi to watch the reactions of the genins, she found that some were unsurprised. Once the Hokage was finished with his speech and his little intro for the preliminaries, the proctor, Hayate, the resident sword master, asked if anyone wanted to drop out of the exam. That silver haired Konoha nin raised his hand, but as he passed Hoshabi, he kissed her smack on the lips. The reactions were instantaneous.

'Imma kill 'em. He's gonna die with Itachi for kissing my Hoshabi! Wait, did I say my Hoshabi? Oh well, she is my best friend… Heheheh…" Cue evil laughter from the last loyal Uchiha.

Most of the male genins were having similar thoughts, thinking of ways to kill the silver haired boy. The females were thinking about how lucky Hoshabi was to have interested so many guys without trying.

"Why are you freaking out, Sasuke? We've kissed before, no biggie." Hoshabi said , trying to placate the boy. The kunoichi who heard whipped their heads towards the girl with varying degrees of KI, which was returned tenfold when Hoshabi unleashed her annoyance at them. "If you have so much trouble just cause he kissed me, then here!" She leaned forward and kissed him. "Better?" Hosshabi asked, slightly blushing. Sasuke could only nod, also blushing.

"Well, if that's all, please look at the screen for the first fights." Hayate said, thinking about his girlfriend Yugao. The screen showed the names Sasuke Uchiha vs. Yoroi Akado.

"Kill em, Sasuke! If you do, I'll give you a present!" Hoshabi yelled at Sasuke as the genins were all herded into the stands. Sasuke just rolled his eyes and got into a fighting stance.

"You heard the dobe, I want to see what the present is." Sasuke said in a bored manner as he was contemplating what Hoshabi was going to give him.

"Don't be so sure of your victory, brat. You're not leaving this ring alive!" Yoroi exclaimed with a sinister smirk. Both got into ready positions as the proctor yelled "Begin!" And got the hell outta the way.

Sasuke delivered a strong punch to Yoroi in the face, while Yoroi was attempting to kick him. Sasuke backed off quickly then got back in a ready stance. "I thought you said that I wasn't leaving here alive? Is that all you've got?" Sasuke taunted his opponent, careful not to get too close to him, as he'd heard of the chakra sucking technique he'd tried when he fought against Hoshabi while she was weeding out the losers.

"Oh, you better say goodbye to your girlfriend 'cause after this I'll be taking her!" Cackled an insane Yoroi as he rushed in for a swift kick to the head, trying to give Sasuke a concussion. Both Hoshabi and Sasuke blushed a bit, but saw red soon after listening to this sound idiot.

"Suddenly, I feel that I don't need to worry about you anymore." Sasuke said coldly and cruelly. Yoroi looked at him strangely, which prompted Sasuke to elaborate. "You just called my best friend, who was a boy not too long ago, my girlfriend. Now, think about this, that girl is a chakra and stamina powerhouse who could put Orochimaru to shame when it comes to being creepy. Now, if you'll take a look behind you…" Yoroi did as he was told, and survey enough, there was the blond girl, in her uncontrollable rage, releasing as much, if not more, killing intent than a bijuu. "I suggest you run for your life as soon as this is over." Sasuke said from behind Yoroi as he nailed him in the neck, hitting a nerve and knocking him out.

"THAT BITCH IS GONNA DIE, I TELL YOU! DIE!" Hoshabi screamed. To some, they thought that the demon was being released. To others, she was gonna kill the guy and couldn't help but feel pity for that Yoroi. Sasuke, the Hokage, and most of the Konoha 12 just nodded, their senseis doing the same.

Next was a battle between Hyuugas. Hinata was supposed to fight that other Hyuuga that was a year older than her. "Forfeit now, Hinata-sama, fate has decided that I will be winning this match."

"I-I'm s-s-sorry, Neji-n-nii-san, b-b-but I want to w-win th-this. I-I know what you've been through, I-I will ch-change the clan when I be-become clan head!" Hinata said, getting into her Jyuuken stance.

"I warned you, Hinata-sama. You are a loser, and you will naver change!" Neji yelled, breaking her resolve bit by bit. He smirked thinking that he'd broken the girl.

"Don't listen to him! You can do it, Hinata-chan!" I yelled. The proctor yelled for them to start, and Neji got into his Jyuuken stance. He went in quicky and tried to hit her tenketsu points, with Hinata blocking and dodging most of them. "Yeah! You can do it, Hinata!" Hoshabi cheered for her. On and on, both had recieved blows, and both were slightly panting, though Hinata was panting more than Neji.

"I know that you are angry at the main house, but I will change it! I know-" Hinata was cut off by Neji.

"You know, you know, you know, that's all you keep saying! You know nothing! I will prove that I am better than you!" Neji exclaimed right before he went for a shot to Hinata's heart. It hit, kncoking Hinata back a bit.

"I understand your pain, nii-san-" Hinata tried again, but this time, the proctore yelled that it was over as Hinata coughed up some blood, but Neji was infuriated. How could she say that she understood! She was one of the main house Hyuugas, yet she had the audacity to say that she understood? Just as Neji was about to give her another fatal blow, the jonin instructors all held Neji down as Kurenai took Hinata away. The most surprising one, however, was Hoshabi, she was holding a kunai made of fire a little too close for comfort to Neji's throat.

"So the Main Branch gets special treatment, huh?" Neji said obnoxiously.

"No." Hoshabi said. "It's just that we would not like the Hyuuga to be known for killing their own in a fit of anger, nor would we want for Konoha to allow thier own to be killed when it can be avoided, now could we?" She glared at Neji, speaking loudly enough so that the entire stadium could hear, and using a sickly sweet tone. Sasuke shivered in the stands.

"What's wrong Sasuke?" Kakashi asked him.

"Her tone of voice... That's the tone she uses whenever she really wants to kill someone..." Sasuke felt another involuntary shiver rack his body.

Battle after battle, the Preliminaries continued, nothing interesting happening, until Sakura and Ino got a double knock out. 'They're supposed to be the two best rookie kunoichi of their year?' Most of the people there thought. Hoshabi sweat dropping at the thought of not one, but both of those girls beating her in the genin exam.

Suddenly, it was Hoshabi's turn, and she was facing Kiba. "This is gonna be easy, we so got lucky Akamaru!" Kiba exclaimed when he saw who he was fighting. "Now that Naruto's a girl, she'll be even worse!" He yelled loud enough for everyone to hear him. The entire female population glared holes into the back of his head, which he took as 'girls finally taking an interest in the right package,' (A/N: I don't know how I came up with this…. It kinda just popped into my head.)

Hoshabi, getting pissed cause Kiba was being a jerk, jumped onto the platform and just stood waiting for Kiba to get there. When the Hayate yelled for them to begin, Kiba started acting like a prick saying that he would crush Hoshabi without Akamaru, which made Akamaru hide behind his paws as he just knew his partner was going to get his ass handed to him. Hoshabi was letting Kiba win, until Kiba started pulling something stupid, and possibly traumatised Hoshabi forever. He'd pinned Hoshabi to the ground, and had started groping her breasts. "You know what, you're kinda nice as a girl. Maybe you can have the honour to bear my pups." He said into her ear as he tried to pull her shirt off of her while holding her hands above her head. It took the combined effort of Gai and Kakashi to keep Sasuke for killing the Inuzuka heir, and all the females, whether they liked the Jinchuuriki or not, started calling for his death, with most of the men as well. The Hokage wasn't doing much better, it took all the ANBU in their vicinity to keep the God of Shinobi from murdering the idiotic heir to the Inuzuka.

Suddenly, Hoshabi was still, her eyes covered. "You forfeiting? Good, you might even make a good bitch-" That was as much as Kiba could say before he was kicked into the wall.

"You dare to do this to one of the kunoichi of your own village?" A deadly calm voice said, detached and seemingly coming from everywhere. It kinda sounded like Hoshabi's voice, but it was colder, more hateful. Hoshabi got up slowly and with measured strokes pulled out her golden katana. "You better watch out, you better not cry!" Hoshabi sang as she looked at Kiba with a crazy glint in her eye as she smiled a wide sadistic smile. "You better watch your tongue, or goin' ta die!" She continued as she slowly walked towards where Kiba was frozen in his crater in the wall. "You said that I was going to be your bitch? That it would be simple to defeat me?!" She punched him in the face. "I dare you to say it again. I dare you!" She yelled as she cackled and continued to punch the Inuzuka into submission and blissful unconsciousness. "Do not underestimate me, bitches." Hayate called the match before the blond jinchuuriki caused some… irreparable… damage. "Castate him! Castrate him now! Take away his manhood!" Kyuubi could be heard yelling, since Hoshabi had little control over her emotional, one tail of Kyuubi's chakra was released and took it's own form. It looked like a black entity with long ears and a red outline with a white mouth that looked like a W and white circles for eyes (basically Naruto when he loses control of the Kyuubi's chakra at 4 tails) and 5 tails swishing behind it. It had clawed hands and feet and looked like it was breathing heavily, preparing to kill the boy who'd wrecked her kit's mental stability at the moment.

"Lemme at him! He deserves to die more than the villagers. They may have all beat her up, but he took it too far!" Kyuubi yelled, which was heard by many in the stadium. Hoshabi stood up and went to the hateful black being, her whisker like scars gone. She started cooing to it, calming both of them down. She was soon petting the mini 5-tailed version of the Kyuubi, with orange fur and and long ears, (basicaly chibi Kurama) holding her as tears fell. Medics came in and took Kiba away, though they were disgusted by his actions. Hoshabi wept as she held Kyuubi, holding the fox to her chest to keep what little sanity she had left, to use the fox as her anchor. She felt arms lifting her and Kyuubi up, and soon found herself in the stands sitting on Kakashi's lap. "Let me kill him, kit!" Kyuubi was still yelling, disturbing most of the people around, cause c'mon, it was a mini Kyuubi! And it was surprisingly cute! But then again, if she could release the Kyuubi at any given moment… Many civilians paled at the thought.

More fights went on, but during Gaara's fight, just as Gaara was about to cripple Lee, Hoshabi was there, even before the Jonin, holding her one-tailed chibi-kitsune. "Stop this now, Shukaku. You have won this fight. Leave now." Both Kyuubi and Hoshabi spoke in sync, their voices mixing, caring the shit out of most of the people there, and saving Lee from becoming a cripple. Gaara nodded, taking this as an order from someone who had outclassed him, and outranked him. Shukaku was silent as well, it was fearing for it's life, if the Kyuubi was here to keep it in check, then there was going to be a problem during it's killing spree later on.

Lee and Gai thanked her for deterring the crazy jinchuuriki permanently disabling Lee, as he had no chance of ever using his chakra for jutsu, and continued on about how her 'flames of youth shines brightly!' It was slightly disturbing, but she smiled and laughed it off saying it was not biggie as Lee was her friend. She was still holding Kyuubi in her arms, who was content for being out and about, and having its kit with it at the same time. She walked off and slept on Sasuke for the rest of the matches, Kyuubi watching the matches from Hoshabi's lap for her.

Once all the matches were over, the Sandaime stood up again. "Congratulations, all of you for making it to the finals! You have a month to train for the finals, good luck and train hard! May Kami smile upon you in the future!" Once his mini speech was over, he sat once again and dismissed everyone. I left quickly, maybe I'd get some time to come to terms with my new changes and what had just happened to me.

Sadly, the future had other things in store for her.

(AN - sorry it took so long to update, lately I've been sick and tired, and midterms are coming up too. sadly, I have a lot of stuff to study for my exams even though I only have three real ones. Sorry, it's taking me a long time, Love U Bye)

OMAKE: (Yes, I decided to make one since I'm so late.)

"Hey Temari, you know you're one of the only good kunoichi I've met. I mean honestly, most of the ones in Konoha are pretty bad." Hoshabi said to Temari.

"They can't be that bad, I mean you have Tsunade that came from here, and you're pretty strong yourself." Temari told her.

"Yeah, but I thought that I was a boy and I never acted like a girl, so I can't be considered a normal one. I swear, they are terrible if you distract them. Watch." Hoshabi created a Kage Bunshin that then henged into Sasuke. She went towards a window that overlooked a popular street and yelled, "Sasuke Uchiha is looking for his first wife, whoever catches him first get's to marry Sasuke-kun!" Hoshabi yelled in her girliest voice. Temari sweat dropped as she saw that every girl, civilian and kunoichi alike, and even a few men, started running after the henged Kage Bunshin that was running down the street.

"... Would you like to join Suna? I swear, none of the kunoichi we have there are like that." Temari asked Hoshabi seriously.

"Can't, Duckass would miss me getting rid of his fangirls for him. Seriously, this is like, the third time I've done that this week." Hoshabi said sullenly, Temari patting her back in empathy and pity. "Anyway, how do you think that evrything is going for the real Sasuke? He wasn't told to go into the protective zone-"

"Hoshabi, I'M GOING TO KILL YOUUUUUUUU!" A scream could be heard, as well as a lot of giggling from the females that were attacking the Uchiha.

After another sweat drop from the blond girls, Temari asked "And why were you the Deadlast?" Temari finally asks.

"I didn't want the civilians to feel threatened, I'm still a human sacrifice, after all." She took another look out the window as she heard another scream. "I better go before they actually catch him… Bye bye, Mari-chan!" She smiled at Temari's shocked expression before jumping out the window to save her moody friend.