Text Message

by across-the-sun

A series of text message one-shots between John and Sherlock. Most are Johnlock orientated. Other characters will be involved too. Prompts welcome! JOHNLOCK, so if that's not your cup of tea then don't drink it. Enjoy! Rated T for safety but rating could go up for some chapters, depending on what prompts are recieved. Open to any requests!

11. Sharpie

11. Sharpie (for HoodedNinja)

SHERLOCK. - JW

JOHN. - SH

Seriously, Sherlock. What the hell have you done to my jumper? - JW

Which one? - SH

The red one. With the blue speckles along the hem. It was a gift from Harry, Sherlock. You've ruined it. - JW

It really is tremendous that she's giving you gifts, John. And I wouldn't say ruined...I think you'll find enhanced is a more appropriate word. - SH

Enhanced?! In what way? There are now 240 stick-figure sheep drawn all over it in black permanent marker! - JW

243. And they add a bit of character to it, John. I couldn't sleep. - SH

You're supposed to COUNT sheep, Sherlock. Not DRAW them! And certainly not on my clothes! - JW

You certainly are abusing that Caps Lock key today aren't you, John? And if your clothes are off limits…may I suggest you decide to wear something other than your navy blue shirt anytime soon then? - SH

You didn't...Oh Christ. How do you even get hold of them?! - JW

It's not my fault you don't tidy up after yourself, John. They were left discarded on my bedroom floor. I counted three days before deeming them as mine. Although, I do hope you didn't wear them together...that would look odd. - SH

Oh for god's sake...I apologise then, Sherlock. For my lack of both promptness and fashion skills. Next time I'll remember to pick them up again. Now can we please agree for you to draw your sheep elsewhere from now on? - JW

The fact you said 'next time' excites me, John. And of course. I shall seek other canvases. - SH

And that doesn't mean on my body either! - JW

Of course not, John. Of course not. - SH