Crazy trouble with love part 3

Female Seto and Joey

Series: Yugioh

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Kaiba was currently looking at his computer trying a report while a package from his least favorite person Pegasus sat in his desk unopened. He was hoping if he finished this report he'd look and the box would be gone so he didn't need to worry about it.

But it didn't work out as he just finished the report and it WAS still there on his desk. Sad really, I mean….this was a package and it wasn't in his mind. Really tragic.

'If I throw it in the furnace know one can bother me with it.' He thought before trying not to look at it. 'But it might be important. But knowing Pegasus it might be something stupid and crazy.' he looked at it. 'Either it's something to get on my nerves, or it might be some new card he wants me to try out.'

At LONG last, his curiosity got the better of him as he started opening the package. Inside was a smaller box within another, and another and another and another…..

'I knew it, something to get on my nerves.' His eye twitched before the LAST box opened up revealing a single duel monster card with a pinkish purple color, a picture of a bra and speedo, and the words 'Gender Madness' on the top. Nothing else was in the text box except this 'To those that read this message, beware. For those that doubt shall be changed in body and mind. -Omni no Yui.'

"What sort of card is this?" he picked it up. "Some sort of gag, I bet Pegasus is laughing at this." As he was going to call the man to give him a piece of his mind, the card glowed slightly as a smog came out of the card and enveloped Kaiba.

"What the!" he coughed while dropping the card and hit the button on his desk to turn the fans on to blow the smog away. But for some reason, the fans clogged up and stopped as the smog increased in size as he felt a strange sensation in his body. He dropped to the floor and gripped his body while feeling a pain overcome his whole body.

He felt his body shrink and condense as his hair grew longer. He felt his chest getting heavier and his butt getting bigger as well. "W-What's going on?!"

The smog started to clear as the fans reactivated.

He groaned while getting off the floor and feeling a little unbalanced for whatever reason. He braced himself against the desk and looked at himself with wide eyes. He was now a feminine version of himself with longer hair that reached to his now large D cup chest. He had a very slim body with a nice curvy ass that looked a little bigger then Tea's. Over all, he was now a woman.

"A...A….AHHHHHHH!" She screamed as the guards ran into the room.

"Mister Kaiba are you….."

"Who are you?"

She looked at them and frowned. "It's me, Seto Kaiba."

"You kind of look like him."

"But…..not really." A guard said while trying not to stare at her chest. "We need to see some ID first."

"ID." She frowned. "Don't you have any brains! Look closely at my face."

"Ma'am we are just being sure. Yes you resemble Mr. Kaiba as a woman, we just don't wanna lose our jobs. I mean it's just standard to be sure."

"I'm the one that will make you mail boys for life if you don't get this in your head." She growled. "I'm. Seto. Kaiba!"

Both gulped. "U-Um, sorry Mr, I mean Ms Kaiba, but um...how did you become a….Ms?"

She huffed. "Like I know." 'I can't just tell these buffoons about that card. Who knows what they will do with that sort of info.' "Now get out and don't breath a word about this until I sort this out do you understand!"

"Y-Yes sir!" they spoke in fear before rushing out of the office.

Kaiba rubbed her head. "Idiots, every last one. Just like that idiot Joey." She then blushed a little since he did kind of care for the duelist, even if he does act like a dog or monkey on occasion. "Mm, maybe I should get some new clothes. Plus I could also get some fresh air from being in this cramped office all day long."

That's when she heard a knock at her door. "Come in." She said while turning around.

It opened to show Mokuba. "Seto?"

"Yes." She said while Mokuba's jaw dropped. "What is it Mokuba?"

"A...Ah….A…" he spoke, utterly baffled.

"Speak up." She eye twitched.

"W-What happened?!"

Kaiba sighed while rubbing her head. "It's a short story but I find it odd. Like Yugi's mumbo jumbo heart of the cards."

'It's Seto.' he thought. "Well, maybe it makes sense. You can tell me."

"A card changed my gender." She said bluntly. "It said it came from Pegasus, some weird smog came out and before I know it, I'm like this."

"...I have nothing to say here." Mokuba said with a sweatdrop. "But how are you feeling?"

"Top heavy and my ass looks like Tea's fat rump." She said looking at her curves. "Not that I'm complaining, but I don't think my clothes will do it with this body."

Mokuba covered his ears. "Alright alright! I'll see if I can get someone to help, just don't say too much."

'I already told some idiots about that.' She thought. "Fine, but why are you covering your ears?"

"Seeing you like that is one thing, I don't wanna hear specific details about….you know!"

"My breasts, ass, lack of a cock, or large hips?" Kaiba said while Mokuba covered his ears. "Oh grow up Mokuba, you need to learn about this sooner later."

"How would you feel if I became a girl out of nowhere!"

Kaiba was silent and mulled it over. "Ok now I see how this is awkward. Look, just see if you can find someone who might be able to help me since I have no idea how to find girl's clothes that would work."

Mokuba nodded while walking out of the room. "Ok Seto. I'll be right back."

Seto looked at his, or her, chest and groaned. 'This is just fucking perfect!'

(A while later)

Kaiba sighed as she walked the busy streets. She was wearing a blue jacket with a black undershirt, some black pants with high heels, and a hat with a Blue Eyes on it. 'Alright, just try not to stumble with these heels on, and see if you can avoid anyone who might know you.'

As she walked towards a busy corner of the street, she noticed a very familiar 'dog' walking by while looking at his duel disk.

'Damn it! It's just my luck today!' she gritted her teeth before looking away and tried walking in the opposite direction. But it didn't really work so well as she tripped on her heel and landed on the ground. "Stupid shoes!"

"Huh?" Joey said before seeing a girl on the ground and ran towards her. "Hey, are you alright miss?"

"Y-Yes." she muttered while hoping her new voice would keep her hidden. "Perfectly fine."

"Oh." He said while extending a hand. "Well if you are then you wouldn't be on the ground."

'You think!' she growled while letting him pull her up while keeping her face away. "Look, I'm in a hurry, so I can't talk right now."

"Well, where are you heading?" He asked while the girl kept quiet. "Maybe I could help you?"

'Shit! I don't know what I was going to head too!' She mentally yelled. 'I was just here to get some fresh air not talk to this idiot.' "It's none of your business, and don't you have somewhere to get to?"

"Not really." His eye twitched. "And you know, you act almost like a certain jerk I know of." 'That guy really irks me to no end!'

"Well this has been fun, but I'm leaving." she turned and walked away. Only to trip again in the heels. 'These shoes are the bane of me! I just know it!'

Joey sighed while helping her up. "Maybe I should help you out lady. Especially if those shoes of yours are out to get you."

Kaiba glared at him. "I already told you I'm fine, so don't make me drop you."

"Drop me how?" He glared back. "I'm just helping you up so either can it or be grateful I was helping you out and not someone else!"

'Oh I'll remember that.' she thought with a scowl. "Fine, but don't try something or else."

"Ok ok." He said. "No need to get mad lady." 'Jeez, she REALLY acts like that bastard.'

They walked over to a bench and sat down with things going silent.

After what felt like an hour, Joey broke the silence. "So….what's a young lady like you doing walking around Domino city alone? There are violent gangs that could have mugged you or something."

"Trust me, I've had my share of fools where I can handle myself."

"Oh, but that doesn't explain why you were walking around with no one-"

"I was just talking a breath of fresh air from my job." She interrupted.

"You have a job? Wait, let me guess, you're a secretary at some shoe company right?"

SLAP!

"Ow!" Joey yelled while holding his red throbbing cheek. "What was that for?!"

"You made it sound like I was some run of the mill girl. Let me make this clear." she pointed at him in the face. "I've come a long way to get where I am, I own a big time company where I run everything, so don't piss me off."

He glared. "You have some issues-"

SLAP!

"Jeez! That hurt lady!" He yelled.

"Want me to draw blood next time?"

"No no." He raised his hand to his face. "I'm good." 'Anger prone lady.'

'Once again, idiot.'

Joey looked at her a little more closely. "Mm….you know. Now that I look at you closely…..you do have that CEO smell."

"Was that supposed to be a joke?"

"No no. Just an expression." He quickly lied. 'But you do smell like clean suits and paperwork.'

'Damn it, if this goes on he might figure out it's me.'

"Well, I have to say this." He said with a light blush. "Who ever is dating you is one lucky gu-"

SLAP!

"Ow! What did I do?!" he frowned. "What? Now you get mad if I bring up your boyfriend?"

"I'm single!" She growled. 'Hell I'm not even dating anyone.'

Joey got the picture. "Oh, sorry about that lady." 'Great I now look like an asshole.'

Kaiba huffed at that while feeling a little better. 'Idiot. But I have to admit that hitting him on the cheeks three times is kind of much.'

'If she slaps me again even I gotta say that's my cue to leave.'

"So sir." She said. "Is there anything else you want to ask me?"

"Well I was wondering something for awhile." He said while looking at her. "Do you have a sister or something?"

"...yes." She lied. "But she is much younger than you so no."

"Hey! I was just asking. No need to get angry lady!" He frowned. "Yeesh, you're almost like Kaiba!"

'Fuck!' "Who's that?"

"Just a jackass with an ego the size of a skyscraper." He groaned. "Plus that smirk of his, it's annoying! And being the 'best at everything' attitude just makes me want to punch him into next week!"

'Heh, just try it Wheeler.'

"And personally." Joey said looking around. "He's kind of gay. Especially for Yugi. Always challenging him, making him duel him for odd reasons, and acknowledging him! If it's not him being gay I don't know what he is!"

'...WHAT!' She thought with wide eyes. She gripped her hands and scowled. "Oh? And what would you do if he wasn't a big asshole as you thought?"

"That he…..um…" He thought about it. "Mmm…..I got nothing."

"Did it ever occur to you that he's a supposed 'asshole' because running a company is hard? Or that maybe his sibling getting hurt or kidnapped makes him scared that he might fuck up and lose said sibling? Did that ever occur to you!" she growled.

"Well you got a point there lady. But how do you know that much about that guy?" He said while Kaiba gulped. "Are you his cousin or something?"

"No, but maybe if you thought about how he might be feeling, you wouldn't sound like a jealous douchebag."

Joey looked at her before sighing. "Maybe you're right about that. But he just acts really jerky. Plus…..you're kinda right about the jealous part. It's like he loves winning and it didn't help that I lost to him in the Duelist Kingdom tournament and nearly lost my chance to get Serenity's surgery money."

Kaiba looked down at the ground. 'He did all that for his sibling, just like what I did for Mokuba. Sure he's a little bit of a dunce, but when he's trying to work hard for a goal or for those he cares about, he's persistent and stubborn to stop. Guess that's something I tend to overlook a lot of times.'

"But hey," he said with a grin. "I'm a better duelist now and who knows? I might get some respect from him if I beat him in a duel!" 'Oh that will be the day!'

She looked at him with a slight smirk. "That might happen you know." 'You kind of did right now. Well you're moved from idiot to respectable dunce.'

"You think?" He said while looking at her. "You think he would respect me?"

"He might not show it due to all the stuffs he had to deal with, giving him a high horse, but yeah."

Joey grinned. "You know, if Kaiba was a girl like you. I would have just kissed him."

She looked at him with a blush. 'W-What?! He would….kiss me! That just came out of nowhere!'

"Course, that sounds pretty weird right?"

"Y-Yeah." She blushed while looking away. "Really weird."

"But hey, Kaiba might actually look like a nice girl if he was born the opposite sex." He chuckled. "Like imagine the boys drooling at her and that kinda ridiculous stuff."

'...now I know he either knows my identity or is really telling me this….stuff!' she thought. "Well….maybe you should try being his friend if you two are bitter to each other."

"Maybe, but knowing him he might laugh at the idea." He sighed. "Still that might work out?" 'When I'm six feet under.'

"Well, you never know unless you try."

Joey chuckled at that before noticing something. "You know, you look almost like Kaiba. I mean with that hair and eye color you might be his sister or something."

'Shit he knows….but maybe I should tell him?'

"Or maybe, and I'm just saying, you could be Kaiba in a girl's body." He laughed. "But that would be crazy right?"

"Not exactly."

"Huh?" Joey said confused. "What do you mean by that?"

She took the hat off and looked him in the eye. "You've been talking to him this entire time."

He blinked once, twice, three times before jumping back. "K-KAIBA! What the fuck?!"

"Believe me, I had the same reaction."

"But…..how did this happen!?" 'Oh god, I just told him, her, whatever! Everything! Oh crap I'm going to be in a world of pain!'

"It was some kind of card, and also you really said all that stuff about me, didn't you." She said with a frown. "Like calling me an asshole and how you would punch me into next week?"

He shook his head and frowned. "Yeah, so what? Just cause you're a girl doesn't mean I'm gonna take any of that back."

"I'm not saying that." She said. "I'm just….you know….intrigued in the idea of…..being friends."

Joey looked at her in surprise. "You're serious about that?"

"Yes, the only question is if you are."

"Well…..yeah. I'm all for it." He said with a grin. He then realized something that made him blush. "But um….there is something….that I said before that might make this kinda complicated."

"What's wrong Wheeler, getting cold feet now?" she smirked. "Sounds like you're still a monkey if you're backing out already."

He glared before leaning in and giving Kaiba a quick kiss to the lips. "Does a monkey do that huh?"

She blushed red at that. 'I didn't think he'd actually do that.' she shook her head and stood up. "Don't get cocky Wheeler, if I'm stuck this way, I still need to keep up my image. I'm not saying it was bad, but you'll have to work extra hard to get a free pass like that in the future."

Joey grinned. "I'll keep that in mind Kaiba. And if I get more respect then I'll ask you to date me."

"Is that a challenge?"

"You bet it is. And if I beat you then I'll ask you right there and then to…..marry….you." 'I should have kept my mouth shut.'

"Provided you get that far."

"You're on!" He grinned while seeing a small smile on her face.

'Maybe, but let's see what happens Joey.' She thought as the screen went black.