Kuri: Hi there Kish-kun! Usagi said you wanted to tell me something. What is it?
Kish: Um, yes. I'm not sure how you'll react to this, but uh, here goes.
Kuri: Kish what are you talking abou- *gets kissed by Kish*
Kish: Yeah... about that, you see Tart and Usagi dared me to kiss you for five bucks… heheh... *looks at dare money happily*
Kuri: *spinning around smiling like an idiot* La la la la la la la! *giggles*
Kish: Ooh…um … Kuri, are you okay?
Kuri: Hic-oh yeah, Kish-kun, I ish just fine! Ne ne, Kish-kun, did *hiccup* ever you n-notice how pretty *hiccup*is hair yours? It's all *hiccup* yellow and stuffs. It's soooooo soft toos! *double hiccup*
Kish: I think you should lie down for a while, Kuri, seeing that my hair is actually green. I guess I'll just do the disclaimer then! So here I go: All the characters except Kuri and Katrina in this story belong to their original owners. And stuff.
Kish stood in Kuri's office, looking at the pile of blank pages on her desk. Kuri hadn't even started the next chapter! Usually he would go and tell the twelve-year-old to hurry up and write it, but Kuri was sleeping in her bed, probably sick or intoxicated in some way because of that earlier "incident."
"Stupid dare." said Kisshu. "In retro-spect, maybe it wasn't worth the five bucks after all!" Suddenly, the entire situation came down on him.
If Kuri doesn't get started on this chapter, he thought, then we'll never finish this story! And everyone, including ME, will be stuck there forever!
Kish gulped. He didn't want that... even if Ichigo would never be able to leave him and she'd never see that Masaya kid ever again!
...
Maybe that part would make it okay, but still he had to do something! A little light bulb appeared over Kish's head.
I can write it myself! he thought
So he sat down in a wooden chair with a paper in front of him and the pencil in his hand.
"Now, what to write..." he mumbled.
The Next Chapter in Spin the Bottle! Anime and Cartoon Style!
~written by Kish/Kisshu
Ichigo and Kish started making out.
Tart fell down a bottomless pit, and the yellow monkey girl jumped in after him.
And Ichigo started to make out with Kish again.
And they all lived happily ever after, except Tart, who fell down a bottomless pit with the monkey girl.
The End.
"There! Perfect!" shouted Kish. Then Taruto came into the room, eating a piece of candy.
"Hey Tart! Want to read my manuscript?" asked the green haired alien. Tart looked confused.
"Wait, manu-what?" After reading Kish's chapter of the story, Taruto looked very irritated.
"What kind of chapter is that?" Tart yelled. He took the pencil and paper and pushed Kish out of the wooden seat. Sitting down, Tart grumbled, "I'll show you what a real chapter looks like."
The Next Chapter in Spin the Bottle! Anime and Cartoon Style! -Mark Two-
~written by Tart/Taruto
It was a dark and stormy night. The moon was full, and the sky was as black as indian ink.
In the distance, the howl of a wildly cackling fan-girl could be heardas she tortured her victims with fan-pairings and bad kissing scenes.
"Mother? Is that you...?" moaned one of the youngest children in the fan-girls prison. He was as pale as a ghost, with soft brown hair and big, innocent eyes. His pointy ears and catlike eyes said he was an alien, which is exactly what his prison-mates treated him as.
"Twerp!"
"Brat!"
"Baby!"
Those were only some of the horrendous names placed upon this poor little soul.
But there was one girl who was nice to him. She was a girl of yellow, with a happy personality and an ever cheery face. The boy liked this girl, but he wouldn't show it.
Some of the other prisoners had bonded. There was that
Soon, every few minutes, another prisoner was dra
"Kish! Give it back!" yelled Tart as he tried to get the paper back from Kish. "I didn't even get to finish!"
"Have you been reading Pai's "adult" books, Taruto?" asked Kish wisely.
Tart stopped jumping around for the paper, knowing he had been caught.
Suddenly, Julia (also known as mewgal, in reviews) came in. She blinked and looked at the two aliens, fighting over a piece of paper.
"Okay, I'll bite." she said. "What are you guys doing?"
Tart and Kish explained what had happened to Kuri.
"And apparently, neither of us are very good at writing." finished Kish.
As soon as he said it, another little light bulb appeared, this time over Julia's head. "I know what to do!" she exclaimed.
She walked to the door. "I'll be back in a few minutes. Don't leave the room, okay?" Kish and Tart looked away from her, obviously going to do exactly the opposite as soon as she left.
"Or I'll pound you with a giant mallet. Understand?" Julia finished. They nodded with scared expressions on their faces, stood up stiffly and saluted her, like soldiers. Julia smiled.
"Good!" And she walked out the door.
About three minutes later, Julia returned with Katrina.
"Are you sure I'll be able to do this?" whined Katrina. Julia nodded.
"You're Kuri's older sister! You should be good at this too, maybe even better!" She patted her on the back and sat Katrina down in the chair, handing her the pencil.
"Let's go boys." said Julia, putting the paper in front of Katrina and going outside. Tart and Kish followed, and they closed the door.
Katrina heard the lock click.
"This can't be too hard!" she said to herself. "I mean, Kuri does this all the time! Yeah, I should be good at this!"
And it started.
The Next Chapter in Spin the Bottle! Anime and Cartoon Style! -Mark Three-
~written by the gorgeous Katrina Eldridge
Kuri looked at her "game-mates." They stared back at her with pale faces filled with fear anger sadness confusion hopelessness and a lot of other things.
Kuri smiled an evil crazy scary ugly pointy-toothed smile, striking fear anger sadness confusion hopelessness and all the other things into the hearts of the animated characters.
Sokka was still sprinting around the track/stage and screaming for his life as the fan-girls and anti fan-girls chased him. The audience watched him without any pity, almost enjoying it.
Kuri cackled. "This is so much fun!"
Katrina stopped writing. This was gold! But something was bugging her... that's right! She wasn't there!
"I'll fix that!" she chuckled.
"But this fun is nothing compared to the beautiful gorgeous kind and loving appearance of my wonderful sincere cute responsible sister." finished Kuri.
Then Katrina appeared in a cloud of smoke. "You called, dear sister?" she asked with a wink.
"Oh Katrina onee-sama! You are so intelligent that you heard me from all the way in the hotel! You are so smart!"
Katrina flipped her long blond gorgeous silky smooth beautiful hair, and laughed. "Thank you, sister. By the way I brought some people from the hotel"
She held up Shippo and and Kagome, then gently placed them on the floor.
"Oh thank you miss Katrina for going to the trouble of bringing us here!" said Shippo.
"Yes we are so fortunate that you came along!" added Kagome. They ran over to the rest of the people.
"You are the best, Miss Katrina!" said everyone in unison.
Then they started treating her like royalty, and Kuri was grounded by their parents for life.
The End.
"This is so much better than that crap that Kuri writes!" gushed Katrina.
Julia, Kish, and Tart then came into the room.
"So? Is it finished?" asked Kish. Katrina nodded joyfully.
Julia read over the manuscript. She did not look happy.
"What... is this?" she asked. Katrina smiled.
"The new chapter! You told me to write, and I did!" She started giggling to herself.
Julia sweat-dropped. "Yeah, I see you wrote something, but... can you really call this a chapter?"
Katrina rubbed her chin. "Hmm, I see what you mean. You're right!"
Julia was shocked. "I am?"
Katrina nodded. "This couldn't qualify as a chapter to one of Kuri's lame fanfictions. It should be it's own award winning story!"
Everyone gave up trying to deflate Katrina's ego.
There was a creak heard as the door opened.
"Hellooooo?" called the person at the door. "Wheeeeeerrrrreee diiiiiiiiid everybody gooooo?"
Kuri was standing in the middle of the room, rubbing her eyes. Kish looked at Tart. Tart looked at Katrina. Katrina looked back at Kish.
Julia, on the other hand, was right on top of the situation. She stood right next to Kuri, acting cool and calm.
"What are you guys doing in here?" asked Kuri. Julia crossed her arms on her chest. She narrowed her eyes at the three and looked over to Kuri.
"They were meddling with you story, Kuri-san." she tattled. The trio's eyes widened. Kish mouthed 'Traitor!' to Julia, but Julia just grinned back deviously.
Kuri's face was red with rage. "You guys...!" she boomed. Her body was quaking slightly, like a volcano about to erupt.
But just when they thought they were about to get the beating of a lifetime, Kish, Katrina, and Tart watched as Kuri's face went from tomato red to normal shade.
Kuri sighed. "I'm still feeling a little... weird. You guys are going to recieve punishment from Julia. Bye guys!"
She left the room, locking the door and sliding the key under the crack into Julia's hand.
Julia grinned again and pulled out a giant wooden mallet that was bigger than her. It probably shouldn't have been able to fit in her pocket, and Julia probably shouldn't have been able to lift it, but that didn't matter anymore, thanks to animation physics!
"H-hey, does that thing have blood-stains on it?" asked Katrina with panic rising in her voice.
Julia didn't answer, she just grinned more. And it was starting to freak the three out!
The only thing that could be heard from that room was the frantic screams of the trio and the cartoon THWACK as the brunette continuously brought the mallet down on them.
(Don't worry, Kish and Tart fans, because since this is a cartoon, they will somehow be completely healed the next time you see them)
Kuri: Ah hah hah hah! Weeeeeee! Aliens go ahhhhh! And the girl go bam bam! And whooop!
Sokka: Yeah yeah! ^-^ And the other girl go wah wah! Hurtingness!
Katara: Um, are you guys okay? . . . Guys? Sokka have you been drinking the cactus juice again?
Sokka: *nods while grinning*
Katara: I thought so. But Kuri, why are you acting like that? Did Kish kiss you on a dare again?
Lavi: Nope. This time it was me. *smiles while counting dare money*
Kuri: *humming Doubt and Trust*
Katara: *sighs* The real next chapter will come out eventually, everyone.
...
I think.