Application for Permission to Date My Daughter

By: NaruBaby2496

A/N: Gosh, the last one was longer than I expected….I'm not splitting it though! NOPE! I never do the same thing twice in the same story! Believe it!

Disclaimer: OKAY! OKAY! I admit it…I still watch Elmo's World. Sue me. (I don't own the show….gosh,)

Random: My disclaimer was my random….

As soon as Dad came in it was an official Uchiha stare off. I could tell I was starting to win—for the first time, I might add—and to distract me he talked. I got him to flinch and then he had to go ahead and talk. "So….what's," Then I blink. "Daddy! That's not fair!" I laugh. Oh, stupid, he got me twice in a row. I am going to not talk for the next twenty minutes. Ha! Payback.

"Kohana…."

"…….Hn ." (That is not a word, it is a sound. So ha!)

"Fine."

"Aa."

"Hn."

"Aa!"

Daddy's getting ticked off! Yes! Mom will come and save me! Go Kohana! Go Kohana!

"And then my friend Midori came over and she's really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY pretty! She has brown hair…and her eyes are very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY pretty! They're blue…but a lot brighter than your Dad's. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, THAT! That right there. So, any of you guys want to talk?" Then he smiles like he hasn't annoying the living day lights out of me.

Usually, I am calm and cool and can ignore nuisances. Named Eiji. "Eiji, is this what you do on a daily basis?" I ask him. "Uh, huh, I do that all the time to save pandas Kichiro!" Harou rolls his eyes and Daichi continues to flick the TV Channels back and forth again and again. As for me, I search for the earplugs. "There's no point, he'll take them out and ask you continuously why you got them in the first place," Harou sighs grabbing a book.

"Do you think I should ask her out, Kichiro?! I mean you did, with Kohana, and if you haven't noticed, I'm shy when I'm around girls, not really when I'm around my family, Dad actually says I talk like Momma sometimes. Do you think so? I don't really think so. Momma says that she notices that when I talk I don't get as angry as often and then we save a lot of money and trees by not using paper. I think I need to find another way though. Whad'ya think?" I think I need to find invisible earplugs.

"This is getting nowhere, let's start when you turned 13, shall we?"

"Hn."

"You died your hair red…why?"

"Hn."

"Say that again and I'll have to get your Mom."

"Aa…A-Alright. Purple was weird for hair."

"Red hair reminds me of Karin."

"H-I'll ask Mom for that stuff that gives your natural color back, even?"

"Hn, you think? When you turned 14 you broke my old family portrait, why?"

"You ticked me off."

"…..I blame Sakura for that. Now, how about when you hit your sister?"

"She hit me first."

"She was 5."

"And that makes it okay?"

"Fine then, when you hid all the kunai in the house?"

"I didn't hide them, Hideaki needed them for training because he lost all of his. Besides, I brought them back."

"All for a teammate; you got grounded?"

"Aaaaaaah yes."

"My name is Mika Hyuuga and I am six years old. My Mommy and Daddy are Mommy and Daddy….I don't know what their real names are. I have a big brother. His name is Hideaki and I like to beat him up. That's why he has that scratch on his face. I gave it to him. My best friend in the whole wide world is Toshiko Uchiha and she is staying over at my house tonight. We won't have that much time to play since I had to be the lastkid to have show and tell tonight. But…that is….okay because Toshiko's Mommy is super nice and will let her stay TWO nights if we do puppy dog eyes and lips. That works all the time. It works super good with Daddies. Um…today my big brother…HIDEAKI KENTA HYUUGA, WHO IS SITTING RIGHT THERE, got grounded because he's a bad babysitter—repeat bad 

babysitter—and that's when he got the scratch I gave him that was bleeding real bad from me hitting him. He's a Chuunin and 15, too. I gave it to him and he can't beat me up because he is a weenie. And, in case you want to help me beat him up, we live at the BIG house in the Hyuuga compound. The address is 1598 Crystal—"

"Shut up Mika!" Hideaki screams from the crowd. That fatty.

"I'm not done, weenie! Ah-hem, Lane, Konoha. Thank you."

Oops, forgot something! "You can get the address from me or Yoshi later. Good night!"

"Okay, when you turned 15, you skipped training for a about a month, why?"

"…..Girl stuff……"

"Hn, what about the--"

"If you can 'Hn' I can 'Hn'. Deal?"

"We're not compromising."

Glare. Oh, come on, this has to work. Dead silence. I smirk, this was working.

"Hn, you win, but back to what I was saying; about the Uzumaki boy."

"You don't have to seethe out his name like that. And he does have a first name, you know."

"I'm fully aware of that."

"Hn, then use it."

Glare. I glare in return. I don't plan on stopping any time soon, no matter on how many chills he sends up my spine. I'll send them right back. XP Oops, that was rude.

"You're not the boss of me, I'm the boss of you,"

DEADLY Glare.

"So, I want you tell me why and what you did."

"…..I have a right not to speak."

"You're not old enough for that yet."

"Eh, yes I am, but, whatever. Did you ask Kichiro?"

"Yep, and if your answer doesn't match exactly you're grounded."

My turn to send him a glare.

"Hn, if you make me tell, I might as well tell the whole story. Well, when you locked me in my room, I heard what you were doing, the whole 'application' crud, and about a half hour later I jumped out the window and choked Takumi until he told me what was going on. Then, I walked around and ended up at the ramen shop and met up with Kichiro and he bought me two ice cream cones and we talked. And yes by talk I mean talk, like teammates and friends do. Anyway, he walked me over to Masumi's because I was going to spend the night over there from the beginning, I slept in her room. That night I asked Kichiro to spy on you guys, and he wanted to, so, I never saw him again until today and I met him at the back of the corner store. No we did not do anything, then he asked me to go to Dave and Buster with him, and that's when…..look, I've told the truth for the past 2 minutes or so, can I lie this once?" (Holy crap this girl can talk!)

"Did you play that zombie game?"

"Uh-huh…."

"You kissed him then he fainted, right?"

"Aa….how'd you know?"

"Eiji wanted to stop by there and try to get the Pac Man high score, I was five points away when I played—then I say this kid fall out that game, then you." AH MAN! Dad finds out everything!

"I'm grounded right?"

"Hn, three."

"Days?!"

"You wish. Weeks."

I so saw that coming. I have to start planning my escape. I could jump out the window again….but that'd be copying…I could…no maybe I could, nope…

"Hey guys, do you know where Sakura went?" Dad asked as he walked downstairs, "What about Toshiko?" I jump up and run in front of him, I wanted to train with him. "Hey, Dad, can we go train? I need to learn that new Jutsu if I want to become a Chuunin and break the record for the youngest Chuunin of this year. Don't you think that'd be cool? I do, hey, wait; Mom said you shouldn't take those for migraines, she said this one! But, you already took it today so; you can't have it again unless you'll be defeating the toilet again! That's funny isn't Dad?! Kichiro, do you think that's funny? You better wake up Kichiro! Uh, uh, KOHANA!" I scream shaking Kichiro.

Oh no! Kichiro changed the password to his brain! Or, or, or he's dead! "Don't worry, you guys, I'll save Kichiro! KOHANA IS UPSTAIRS IN HER UNDIES!" I scream managing to not gag. Like, ew, she's in her undies, like ew! (He sounded like a Valley forge…boy!) "R-Really?! I'll be….leaving, it was nice seeing all of your glares like I usually do before I leave, um, bye!" He chuckles before running home. Kichiro is very weird, huh? Well, I have to finish talking to everyone. "Come on, sit down, we need to talk together because I feel like I'm the only one talking all the time, like you have no input in anything. Does that build a happy relationship? No, it doesn't, so, I want all of you to talk……NOW! Gosh, I'm trying to save all the pandas here, but I guess you all want global warming to continue?! Man, I need some paper!" I rant storming into my 'paper room'. "WHO PUT THIS DOOR HERE!! I HAVE SEVERE NOSE DAMAGE NOW! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, SASUKE!" (Eh…..Sakura?? lol.)

Dear whoever finds this,

I need my cell phones. One is a pink 3G limited edition sparkle IPhone, the other is the one and only orange LG Chocolate that my Daddy got customized for me. It has an ice cream cone charm and a ramen bowl charm. It is totally pimped out. Right now my Mom is in possession of the phones and is working on stealing more. Take any extreme on getting my phones back—just don't get caught because then I'll be caught and have to be writing letters for the rest of my life. SO, I need you, whoever you are, to retrieve my cellies and bring them to the second to top floor of the Hokage Mansion without….no never mind, you have to climb. Well…then, you know what, just give them to me at training, because chances are that Ryo, you will find this because you live right next door. So, forget that whole desperate sounding stuff.

Masumi Momo Uzumaki, AKA MnM

"Kichiro, your mother and father would like to see you," Jones said. He's my butler. Yeah, I have a butler, but he totally sucks. He forgot to put the shrimp in my ramen last night. "Okay, what floor this time?" Jones walked in and sat in my plushie chair. Man, if he was Jonas, he would be in so much trouble. You know, Jonas farts. A lot.

"Aw, Ma-Kichiro, they are on floor….they're on the balcony. Tell your sister to come to, I need a smoke and a beer," He left. Was it just me, or did he sound like Benny? Like, like, from George Lopez!

"OKAY BENNY!!" I heard a muffled laugh and smiled myself. Then it hit me—I didn't stutter, that whole conversation. Oh, yeah, it took 14 years, but now the stutter is gone!

I know you guys haven't even heard of me yet…but that is all Ino's fault. She is this whore Dad happens to call wife. For the second time. Okedoke, I'm Jun and Aki'sbig brother Noboru, and, um…yeah. Okay, I'm 17….and I'm only doing this because I don't have a mission. Yeah…

Ha-Ha! I finally thought of a way to get everyone ungrounded! Okay, hold on….

"Hello?"

"Hiya Kichiro! You have threeway? How about Sumi-chan?"

Okay, DONE!! W/ This chapter…okay, excuse time! I was in WA for the past….two weeks and I also started in school. So sorry! (Wait...didn't I say that b4...my bad! XP)

RXR NaruBaby.